I don't know if any of you golf, but...........
Three Old Golfers
Three golfers are walking down the fairway......
"Sixty is the worst age to be, said the sixty year old, you always feel like you have to pee and most of the time nothing happens"
"Ah, that's nothing said the seventy year old. When your seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives,
eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens".
"Actually" said the eighty year old, Eighty is the worst age of all".
"Do you have trouble peeing too", asked the 60 year old?
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00 am. I pee like a race horse, no problem at all".
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement", asked the 70 year old?
"No I have one every morning at 6:30 am".
Puzzled with this, the 60 year old says "Lets get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 am and you poop every morning at 6:30 am.
So what's so tough about being 80"?
"I don't wake up until seven"!
As soon as that last light turns green........floor it!!!!!!