A successful rancher died and left

   everything to his devoted wife

She

was a very good-looking woman and    determined to keep the ranch,

but

knew very little about ranching,so    she decided to place an ad in the

newspaper for a ranch hand..

   Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it,

and when no one else applied    she

decided to hire the gay guy,

figuring it would be safer to have    him

around the house than the

drunk.

He proved to be a hard

   worker who put in long hours every day and knew a

lot about

   ranching.

For

weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch    was doing very well.

Then one day,

the rancher's widow said to the    hired hand, "You

have done a

really good job, and the ranch looks    great.

You

should go into town and kick up your    heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one    Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't    return.

Two

o'clock and no hired hand.

   Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room,

he found the rancher's widow

sitting by the fireplace with a glass    of

wine, waiting for him. She quietly

called him over to her..

   "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling,

he    did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she

   asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently

   and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my

   skirt."

He

slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes    in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again,

with    trembling hands,

he did as he was told and dropped it to

the    floor.

Then she

looked at him and said,

"If

   you ever wear my clothes into town again,you're fired."

(I

   didn't see it coming, either)