So....I was talking with one of our customers today.....

...and he said he had just recently celebrated his 70th birthday and he said his wife bought him a SUV for his birthday present.

Wow! I said you scored on that!!!!

There was a brief moment of silence...then he said the SUV was.....

Socks
Underwear
Viagra

Gotta love a guy with a sense of humor!!!!!!!