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Seniors 68 --- 75



I was standing at the bar at the local pub one night minding my own business.

 This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"

 I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"

 She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".

 I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

 Cost me 6 stitches...but,


When you’re sixty-eight..............who cares? 


I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

 Lady Clerk:  "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”

 I said "Nah... She's purty good  lookin'....."


When you’re sixty-eight.............who cares? 


I was talking to a young woman in the tavern last night.

 She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.”

 I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

 Cost me a fat lip, but...


When you’re sixty-eight..............who cares? 


I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

 "Really" she said, "Go on then... try."

 After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

 I said, "Yesterday."

 Cost me a kick in the nuts, but...

 When you’re sixty-eight..............who cares? 


I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

 The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.


When you’re sixty-eight..............who cares?










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Given the times we live in I heard a rumour that there will be harassment charges laid
against every male singer that has ever sang the song "Baby its cold outside" Ed


Any day with friends doin car stuff is a good day


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My favourite 


An old man buys a sports car and is really beginning to enjoy it when he sees flashing lights in the rear view mirror.

He guns it and is rapidly up to 160mph when he realizes what he is doing. He slows down, then pulls over and soon the cop pulls up behind him.

The cop comes up to the window and asks, “What were you thinking, taking off like that?”

“Well,” the old man replies after thinking about it for a bit, “a few years ago a highway patrol officer ran off with my wife.”

“What does that have to do with anything.” 

“I thought you were bringing her back.”




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