A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front
teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into
the local welfare office to pick up his check.  He marched up to the
counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system,
getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Maybach and he will supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday
trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her
sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex
drive."



The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull sh!ttin' me! "



The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it.”