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Subject: Bottle of Merlot



Subject: Fwd Bottle merlot.


A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to


an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little




So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the


gentleman who is seated over there'.... and indicated the sender with a nod


of his head.


She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,> then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering


nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the




The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in


your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.


After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in


return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to


deliver it to the lady.


It read:


'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a


Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several


garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch


in Texas. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and




But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.


Just send the wine back..




if your not the lead dog-the view is all the same


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good one as you said an oldie but worth reading againbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

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