Subject: Fwd Bottle merlot.

 

A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to

 

an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little

 

restaurant.

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So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the

 

gentleman who is seated over there'.... and indicated the sender with a nod

 

of his head.

 

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,> then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering

 

nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the

 

gentleman.

 

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in

 

your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.

 

After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in

 

return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to

 

deliver it to the lady.

 

It read:

 

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a

 

Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several

 

garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch

 

in Texas. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and

 

portfolio.

 

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.

 

Just send the wine back..