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FOXBORO, ONT

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A man died and went to Heaven seeking entrance.  As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. 

 

He asked "What are all these clocks for?"

 

St Peter answered, "These are Lie-clocks. Everyone  on earth has a lie-clock.  Every time you lie the hands on the clock move.

 

"Oh". said the man. "Whose clock is that?"  

 

"That's Mother Theresa", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie”. 

“Incredible", said the man.

 

“And whose clock is this one?”   

St Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."   

 

"Where is Donald Trump's clock?" asked the man. 

 

St. Peter replied, “We are using it as a ceiling fan"

 

 



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OAKVILLE, ONT

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another one that is out of the park.the truth sadlydisbelief



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and if you're in need of a wind tunnel justin and his crew are having a convention meeting down the hall... one floor down..

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When someone gets so much constant criticism I think they must be doing the right things.

If CNN, MSN, etc stated emphatically the sky was blue I would take it as a tornado warning!!

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good one .   you got one for Trudeau ?   



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