Ontario Rodders Lounge

fatstax · fatstax

I heard some funny but nerdy type jokes today mans wife says, go buy me a loaf of bread and if they have eggs bring me a dozen, so the man brings 12 loaves of bread home. a Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, make me one with everything.

427CARL · 427CARL

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. In Life of Reason by George Santayana, 1906. A lesson of history in the biography of one manhe who knows, and knows that he knows, he is wise follow him. Who wasThomas Jefferson ? This is amazing. There are two parts. Be sur...

sasquatch · sasquatch

Got given a dog from a blacksmith yesterday. Soon as i got him home, he made a bolt for the door!

hemi43 · hemi43

I could keep my self amused all day long with these, I just wouldn't want my neighbors to see me.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=575_1373817010

sasquatch · sasquatch

I'm heading back over to the new dragstrip in a few minutes, for final eliminations today. Temps are calling for 30c again, the past two days there have been lots of canopies and umbrellas being used, plus many fans cooling engines down. Stay cool folks.

fatstax · fatstax

got speeding ticket as some of you know on the way to arm drop in may, got nailed doing 118 in a 80. called court house to early resolve today, seems cop messed up on ticket, dismissed! some good news in an otherwise bad day today

v8deuce · v8deuce

I have a freind in alberta who swapped his 10 foot enclosed trailer for a 21 foot v-nose trailer that is in Hamilton.And the deal is to swap them.Is there anyone who would want to pull the v-nose west somewhere and trade him trailers to pull the 10 footer back to Hamilton? He will pay for fuel and??? so I'm t...

Glen440 · Glen440

I had an interesting run in with a heating and air guy at the start of the week. I have a service plan for my furnace and ac, I called because the ac was acting up and they told me I was due for routine maintenance on both. I was thinking the 30 year old ac unit was gonna need replaced. The guy took it apart and cl...

sasquatch · sasquatch

Saw a discussion on another site about how many times an alternator bearing turns over during it,s lifespan. I have thought about this at times also, and a very rough calculation by the other poster claims it would have to be in excess of a number of billions. I have often told people who bitch about the...

hemi43 · hemi43

We're seeing RUSH tomorrow night but never been to Copps. I did the drive around on Google maps, but didn't see anything. The place must be licensed !!

JohnnyBgood · JohnnyBgood

HAPPY CANADA DAY EH!

sasquatch · sasquatch

Most have heard about the brutal heat wave in the south and south western US, but last night on the news i heard that in california the temp had hit 115 ( i think that was Farenheight being in the USA,) but today in a place called of all things "Furnace Creek" California, temps were expected to...

fatstax · fatstax

any other devices you can think of post em here, besides the ball bra

123pugsy · 123pugsy

My niece picked up her new (used) to her 2008 Jeep from a Chrysler dealership yesterday and got a flat tire an hour later. Someone helped her pull off the wheel and found this: I guess the rubbing caliper may have had something to do with the flat tire.

Keeper · Keeper

Last week some idiot backed into my truck and bolted. Luckily someone from my office seen it happen and snapped a blurry photo. It was reported to the Police and the collision center as required by Ontario. Well it seems that the DRPS cannot run partial plates, and so far my insurance company won't &q...

sasquatch · sasquatch

My watch quit over the weekend, finally have to change the battery. One of those tiny little guys about the size of a dime. Finally got it open, and the thought came to me that this battery has ran 24/7 for the past 11 YEARS!! Looked at the number on the battery,,#CR 2016-3v,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...

Gazoo · Gazoo

No not cookin', get rid of the pests. I've got a few plant hangers, like the one's grumps posted, but I have yet to snag one by the gonads. They are just simply making a mess of our bird feeders and braking branches off the cherry tree. I can't shoot them, unfortunately with urban growth, I'm in too close pr...

sasquatch · sasquatch

Ok, i'm sure ALL of us are experts at doing laundry here, but here is a new product to help us out with the laundry, so we can all get back to doing the rest of the housework we all so enjoy! www.cordoclip.com Great for us aging men with bad backs! Lol

poncho62 · poncho62

I saw a thread on the HAMB last night and it reminded me of Johns Willowby's (will) story about his hot rod. I PMd the author and he said I can relate it here....He has also joined our group and may chime in on it and keep us updated on the restoration. I am copy/pasting a few of Ron's posts here. Very cool stuf...

fatstax · fatstax

"http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=2cd69448da9d"

Ratmotor · 77

hey it looks like UITR is back on ????. it was down for a while but now seems to be back on . and before ya all go P C , ( like on my nitrous question post ) , its a site about cars , NOT porn ..77.

REBEL · REBEL

Do you have two hours to kill?

58Chev · 58Chev

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, " You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off befo...

DaveM · DaveM

I seen victory doughnuts in stock cars, Indycars, F1, but this is new. Don't know if she crapped her fire suit or orgasm'd but I bet her adrenalin level was off the chart.

hemi43 · hemi43

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c12_1370729168 -- Edited by hemi43 on Sunday 9th of June 2013 10:47:51 AM

v8deuce · v8deuce

Well after 5 years at Ryerson my little girl is off to make her mark in the world!! Not car related but I'm a proud father this weekend!! Randy

entourageguy · entourageguy

So what is everyone up to to-day? I'l working till 5 then my kids are giving me a quick dinner then taking me to se the new superman movie.

Beachcat · Beachcat

hemi43 · hemi43

entourageguy · 77

Was bored an came up with an ideer . I was thinking , hey , later on this summer instead of just having a friends barbeque . How about a hot rods an Harley,s barbeque . means inviting just car an bike people , with the rule , you axeually have to show up in a hot rod or bike , Harley or English , no jap stuff . I can gu...

shag766 · shag766

seeing as this is predominantly a ontario province collection of people i have an inquiry for all. how does everybody control their dandelion infestation in your yards. since the new rules came in about what you can-can't spay with here in ontario, my yard is a mess. and to make it worse i can't remem...

The Boy · The Boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMxngl9p__0

hemi43 · hemi43

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=158_1370589503

Dave Scott · Dave Scott

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58Chev · 58Chev

http://www.relicsandrods.com/Cities/Canada.htm

fatstax · fatstax

so im on my way to the bank to make a deposit they dont call me fatstax for nothing

The Boy · The Boy

So my dad and I were thinking of converting a few of the old vintage round top fridges kicking around the shop into kegerators to sell just seeing if people are into that kinda thing does anyone already have a home tap system? what size kegs would/ do you buy? 58L 30L 20L any info would be great, thanks ...

fatstax · fatstax

on our way back from the fenders cruise on sunday ed and i saw a 27 t for sale apparently Ed was likely around when the car was new. the guy wants 9500 but i imagine it could be had for less. the car is on taunton road i dont have the address handy

34guy · 34guy

Left Rockton ,went over to Cristies and found a Cadillac tail light. Now the question is use it on my 34 chev truck or find a buyer.The case is all brass so I am assuming it is quite early 1915? Any info would be appreciatted

fatstax · fatstax

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R7yCCcVJE54

fatchuk · fatchuk

Thought I would post this incase anybody might spot this truck..Fella gone missing in Ancaster..Had this truck advertized on kijiji two guys showed up he went with them for a test drive and has not been seen since..Happened either Monday or Tuesday evening..

hemi43 · hemi43

This tutorial video should help;

poncho62 · poncho62

Stolen from that Canadian Rodders site........ If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dial...

fatstax · fatstax

seems the first time poseur-tastic actually attempts to operate a machine he loses a finger tip if it is in fact his hand we are seeing. what a moron http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=986_1369171442

henrys57wagon · henrys57wagon

Old time radio from Renfrew, On. http://www.valleyheritageradio.ca/ -- Edited by henrys57wagon on Saturday 18th of May 2013 09:58:47 AM

sasquatch · sasquatch

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2...ntions/100511/

Bradshaw · Bradshaw

Another Great Show at Myrtle Beach Run To The Sun.. Over 3000 Cars! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5lFz0ClxEc

Molten · Molten

Article in local paper with interview of owner (Northumberland Tire) on how sales have dropped of drasticly since Eco fees on farm and off road tires have come into effect. He states it is going to hurt ontario economy big time.

fatchuk · fatchuk

Remember to call or visit your mom..Take her to dinner, or bring dinner or bring a gift certificate for her to have dinner another day..this is not a day to be a cheapie.. she already has enough solar lawn lights.. To my kids if your reading this..and to you other kids..moms take this as a pretty import...

hemi43 · hemi43

This is the reason you build potato guns from ABS pipe, and NOT PVC !!!! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da7_1368221289

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	play on words (Preview) I heard some funny but nerdy type jokes today mans wife says, go buy me a loaf of bread and if they have eggs bring me a dozen, so the man brings 12 loaves of bread home. a Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, make me one with everything.	fatstax	4	999	Jul 24, 2013 by fatstax
	Ever heard of Tommy Jefferson? (Preview) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. *In Life of Reason* by George Santayana, 1906. A lesson of history in the biography of one manhe who knows, and knows that he knows, he is wise follow him. Who wasThomas Jefferson ? This is amazing. There are two parts. Be sur...**	427CARL	8	1173	Jul 23, 2013 by hemi43
	A free dog: (Preview) Got given a dog from a blacksmith yesterday. Soon as i got him home, he made a bolt for the door!	sasquatch	2	901	Jul 19, 2013 by fatstax
	Admit it !! You would play with these too !! (Preview) I could keep my self amused all day long with these, I just wouldn't want my neighbors to see me. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=575_1373817010	hemi43	10	1328	Jul 18, 2013 by Iwannagofast
	Another HOT one! (Preview) I'm heading back over to the new dragstrip in a few minutes, for final eliminations today. Temps are calling for 30c again, the past two days there have been lots of canopies and umbrellas being used, plus many fans cooling engines down. Stay cool folks.	sasquatch	8	1164	Jul 18, 2013 by janies dirty 37
	beat 4 pointer speeding ticket today (Preview) got speeding ticket as some of you know on the way to arm drop in may, got nailed doing 118 in a 80. called court house to early resolve today, seems cop messed up on ticket, dismissed! some good news in an otherwise bad day today	fatstax	10	1317	Jul 16, 2013 by hemi43
	Trailer swap (Preview) I have a freind in alberta who swapped his 10 foot enclosed trailer for a 21 foot v-nose trailer that is in Hamilton.And the deal is to swap them.Is there anyone who would want to pull the v-nose west somewhere and trade him trailers to pull the 10 footer back to Hamilton? He will pay for fuel and??? so I'm t...	v8deuce	2	922	Jul 10, 2013 by v8deuce
	had a bad encounter with a hvac guy (Preview) I had an interesting run in with a heating and air guy at the start of the week. I have a service plan for my furnace and ac, I called because the ac was acting up and they told me I was due for routine maintenance on both. I was thinking the 30 year old ac unit was gonna need replaced. The guy took it apart and cl...	Glen440	16	3767	Jul 8, 2013 by hemi43
	Quality products-"continued": (Preview) Saw a discussion on another site about how many times an alternator bearing turns over during it,s lifespan. I have thought about this at times also, and a very rough calculation by the other poster claims it would have to be in excess of a number of billions. I have often told people who bitch about the...	sasquatch	6	1106	Jul 8, 2013 by sasquatch
	Anyone from Hamilton know of a good place to eat near Copps Coliseum ?? (Preview) We're seeing RUSH tomorrow night but never been to Copps. I did the drive around on Google maps, but didn't see anything. The place must be licensed !!	hemi43	14	3752	Jul 8, 2013 by hemikev
	CANADA DAY (Preview) HAPPY CANADA DAY EH!	JohnnyBgood	9	1000	Jul 3, 2013 by sasquatch
	Crackin HOT!! (Preview) Most have heard about the brutal heat wave in the south and south western US, but last night on the news i heard that in california the temp had hit 115 ( i think that was Farenheight being in the USA,) but today in a place called of all things "Furnace Creek" California, temps were expected to...	sasquatch	5	1039	Jul 2, 2013 by sasquatch
	drunk aid device (Preview) any other devices you can think of post em here, besides the ball bra	fatstax	5	827	Jul 1, 2013 by Beachcat
	Good Caliper Installation (Preview) My niece picked up her new (used) to her 2008 Jeep from a Chrysler dealership yesterday and got a flat tire an hour later. Someone helped her pull off the wheel and found this: I guess the rubbing caliper may have had something to do with the flat tire.	123pugsy	25	1680	Jun 29, 2013 by oldkoot
	Anyone have the ability to run plates? (hit and run) (Preview) Last week some idiot backed into my truck and bolted. Luckily someone from my office seen it happen and snapped a blurry photo. It was reported to the Police and the collision center as required by Ontario. Well it seems that the DRPS cannot run partial plates, and so far my insurance company won't &q...	Keeper	15	3355	Jun 28, 2013 by slim
	Those amazing tiny batteries!! (Preview) My watch quit over the weekend, finally have to change the battery. One of those tiny little guys about the size of a dime. Finally got it open, and the thought came to me that this battery has ran 24/7 for the past 11 YEARS!! Looked at the number on the battery,,#CR 2016-3v,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...	sasquatch	8	932	Jun 27, 2013 by hemi43
	Recipe for squirrel? (Preview) No not cookin', get rid of the pests. I've got a few plant hangers, like the one's grumps posted, but I have yet to snag one by the gonads. They are just simply making a mess of our bird feeders and braking branches off the cherry tree. I can't shoot them, unfortunately with urban growth, I'm in too close pr...	Gazoo	26	1649	Jun 27, 2013 by henry
	Help for us men (Preview) Ok, i'm sure ALL of us are experts at doing laundry here, but here is a new product to help us out with the laundry, so we can all get back to doing the rest of the housework we all so enjoy! www.cordoclip.com Great for us aging men with bad backs! Lol	sasquatch	12	1174	Jun 27, 2013 by flatblack55delivery
	Thunder Bay....'32 ford coupe found it's way back home after 56 years (Preview) I saw a thread on the HAMB last night and it reminded me of Johns Willowby's (will) story about his hot rod. I PMd the author and he said I can relate it here....He has also joined our group and may chime in on it and keep us updated on the restoration. I am copy/pasting a few of Ron's posts here. Very cool stuf...	poncho62	11	1836	Jun 25, 2013 by will
	scary stuff (Preview) "http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=2cd69448da9d"	fatstax	1	959	Jun 24, 2013 by hotroddonnie
	Up in the Rear (Preview) hey it looks like UITR is back on ????. it was down for a while but now seems to be back on . and before ya all go P C , ( like on my nitrous question post ) , its a site about cars , NOT porn ..77.	77	8	1219	Jun 23, 2013 by Ratmotor
	1964 (Preview) Do you have two hours to kill?	REBEL	3	942	Jun 23, 2013 by Model A Guy
	The correct way to come home drunk (Preview) Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, " You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off befo...	58Chev	6	1403	Jun 21, 2013 by janies dirty 37
	Victory celebration (Preview) I seen victory doughnuts in stock cars, Indycars, F1, but this is new. Don't know if she crapped her fire suit or orgasm'd but I bet her adrenalin level was off the chart.	DaveM	5	1059	Jun 21, 2013 by Keeper
	The good old days !! (Preview) http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c12_1370729168 -- Edited by hemi43 on Sunday 9th of June 2013 10:47:51 AM	hemi43	3	1108	Jun 17, 2013 by OldGuy 71Acadian
	Proud Pappa (Preview) Well after 5 years at Ryerson my little girl is off to make her mark in the world!! Not car related but I'm a proud father this weekend!! Randy	v8deuce	9	1084	Jun 17, 2013 by hotroddonnie
	Happy fathers day (Preview) So what is everyone up to to-day? I'l working till 5 then my kids are giving me a quick dinner then taking me to se the new superman movie.	entourageguy	11	1052	Jun 17, 2013 by wolfman1
	ain't it the truth (Preview)	Beachcat	23	1636	Jun 16, 2013 by entourageguy
	A little bit of entertainment from our Russians friends (Preview)	hemi43	14	1287	Jun 14, 2013 by hemi43
	Hot Rods an Harley barbeque (Preview) Was bored an came up with an ideer . I was thinking , hey , later on this summer instead of just having a friends barbeque . How about a hot rods an Harley,s barbeque . means inviting just car an bike people , with the rule , you axeually have to show up in a hot rod or bike , Harley or English , no jap stuff . I can gu...	77	4	1140	Jun 12, 2013 by entourageguy
	weeds (Preview) seeing as this is predominantly a ontario province collection of people i have an inquiry for all. how does everybody control their dandelion infestation in your yards. since the new rules came in about what you can-can't spay with here in ontario, my yard is a mess. and to make it worse i can't remem...	shag766	34	4671	Jun 11, 2013 by oldkoot
	Well Its Official, We are not alone! (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMxngl9p__0	The Boy	7	1321	Jun 10, 2013 by oldkoot
	Balls of steel, or total insanity? You decide !! (Preview) http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=158_1370589503	hemi43	11	1267	Jun 9, 2013 by parklane
	Spiders on drugs (Preview) ...	Dave Scott	7	1082	Jun 8, 2013 by 77
	Ontario Rodders Plaque, has joined the ranks..... (Preview) http://www.relicsandrods.com/Cities/Canada.htm	58Chev	2	1263	Jun 6, 2013 by sasquatch
	bank deposit (Preview) so im on my way to the bank to make a deposit they dont call me fatstax for nothing	fatstax	13	1438	Jun 5, 2013 by Ratmotor
	Question For Beer Drinkers (Preview) So my dad and I were thinking of converting a few of the old vintage round top fridges kicking around the shop into kegerators to sell just seeing if people are into that kinda thing does anyone already have a home tap system? what size kegs would/ do you buy? 58L 30L 20L any info would be great, thanks ...	The Boy	25	1586	Jun 2, 2013 by hemi43
	27 t on way home from fenders cruise (Preview) on our way back from the fenders cruise on sunday ed and i saw a 27 t for sale apparently Ed was likely around when the car was new. the guy wants 9500 but i imagine it could be had for less. the car is on taunton road i dont have the address handy	fatstax	9	1262	May 31, 2013 by atomsplitter
	My Cadillac find at Cristies (Preview) Left Rockton ,went over to Cristies and found a Cadillac tail light. Now the question is use it on my 34 chev truck or find a buyer.The case is all brass so I am assuming it is quite early 1915? Any info would be appreciatted	34guy	4	1217	May 30, 2013 by 34guy
	barbie car racing (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R7yCCcVJE54	fatstax	9	1343	May 29, 2013 by sasquatch
	Missing guy from Ancaster..Tim Bosma.. ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Thought I would post this incase anybody might spot this truck..Fella gone missing in Ancaster..Had this truck advertized on kijiji two guys showed up he went with them for a test drive and has not been seen since..Happened either Monday or Tuesday evening..	fatchuk	77	9030	May 29, 2013 by jarvis1
	Summer is here !! (Preview) This tutorial video should help;	hemi43	7	1136	May 29, 2013 by Fast Elvis
	Jeff Foxworthy: You May Live in Canada (Preview) Stolen from that Canadian Rodders site........ If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dial...	poncho62	1	1304	May 24, 2013 by henry
	clown jesse james loses finger tip (Preview) seems the first time poseur-tastic actually attempts to operate a machine he loses a finger tip if it is in fact his hand we are seeing. what a moron http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=986_1369171442	fatstax	20	2535	May 24, 2013 by hemi43
	Ottawa valley Heritage radio on line (Preview) Old time radio from Renfrew, On. http://www.valleyheritageradio.ca/ -- Edited by henrys57wagon on Saturday 18th of May 2013 09:58:47 AM	henrys57wagon	0	1106	May 18, 2013 by henrys57wagon
	crazy chinese inventions-some usable: (Preview) http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2...ntions/100511/	sasquatch	1	1156	May 15, 2013 by tc
	Myrtle Beach 2013 (Preview) Another Great Show at Myrtle Beach Run To The Sun.. Over 3000 Cars! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5lFz0ClxEc	Bradshaw	0	1020	May 14, 2013 by Bradshaw
	Tire Eco fees (Preview) Article in local paper with interview of owner (Northumberland Tire) on how sales have dropped of drasticly since Eco fees on farm and off road tires have come into effect. He states it is going to hurt ontario economy big time.	Molten	9	2060	May 13, 2013 by henry
	Don't forget your Moms special day to-day.. (Preview) Remember to call or visit your mom..Take her to dinner, or bring dinner or bring a gift certificate for her to have dinner another day..this is not a day to be a cheapie.. she already has enough solar lawn lights.. To my kids if your reading this..and to you other kids..moms take this as a pretty import...	fatchuk	4	966	May 13, 2013 by janies dirty 37
	Potato gun fun !! (Preview) This is the reason you build potato guns from ABS pipe, and NOT PVC !!!! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da7_1368221289	hemi43	4	1170	May 12, 2013 by hemi43
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