Ontario Rodders Lounge

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Colder than a witch's tit out there.

shag766 · shag766

any of you guy's that are pork eaters, chops, roasts, bacon etc-etc, anything pig, might want to put some away in the freezer and sooner than later. there is a huge swine flu outbreak in china and the volumes are crazy numbers.--"China pork deficit may eclipse U.S. production, economist says"-- a cou...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

like my mother the first time she went to the scarborough town center dad and I had to go pick her up and cruise the lot lookin for a 64 dodge polara hardtop.. but anyways.. can't find the spot you parked in ? well it helps if you have an alarm that beeps when you arm it... and it helps A LOT MORE if you hold th...

poncho62 · poncho62

OK, maybe not at that price...

shag766 · shag766

Here’s your joke of the day! Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil info...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

The teacher said...Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death!'?She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up:"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said."Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the...

shag766 · shag766

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come i...

poncho62 · poncho62

shag766 · shag766

.. Subject: Camel Sex . . . . A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, a...

wuga · wuga

Last Saturday my wife threw a birthday party for me and made these sugar cookies of the Bantam and Dog Spit. Turning 75 with 50 great friends and family.

DJD · DJD

www.toronto.ca/city-government/accountability-operations-customer-service/access-city-information-or-records/city-of-toronto-archives/whats-online/maps/aerial-photographs/

69SS454 · 69SS454

Hard month in the custom Car/Bike world. Bob McKay. Arlen Ness and now Yosemite Sam pass. https://www.facebook.com/yosemitesamradoff/

shag766 · shag766

Antique Tool Still In Use.Do you know what it is? Tobacco Smoke EnemaKit (1750s - 1810s).The tobacco enema wasused to infuse tobaccosmoke into a patient'srectum for various medical purposes, but primarilythe resuscitation ofdrowning victims.A rectal tube inserted intothe anus was conne...

shag766 · shag766

Saint Peter was screening all of the new arrivals trying to go through the pearly gates into Heaven. The first applicant of the day explained that his last day on earth had not been a good one: "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, h...

GLHS60 · GLHS60

RIP

shag766 · shag766

as i am getting older i am beginning to realize a couple of things, some what i call good and some others call bad. LMAO you decide. #1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice. #2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit. #3 - I don't need anger...

shag766 · shag766

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replie...

shag766 · shag766

Finally a golf joke I've not heard before---A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was play...

shag766 · shag766

HEARTLESS ENGLISH... An English tourist was driving through Scotland when he noticeda man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town,so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.He grabbed a beer, sat at a table, and then took a look ar...

jarvis1 · jarvis1

https://www.flickr.com/photos/vihr/29133243027/in/album-72157692413615485/

shag766 · shag766

Priceless revenge!! A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, '...

69SS454 · 69SS454

Poncho...I'm thinking they gotta be yours

DJD · DJD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNBHtlhlHF4 quote below is from video post TOOLS & MATERIALS FEATURED IN THIS VIDEO ▶ Smooth-On Mold Star 15 Slow Silicone Mold Rubber (Trial Unit): https://amzn.to/2T6zu8J ▶ Smooth-On Smooth Cast Onyx Fast Black Casting Resin (Trial Unit): https://amzn.t...

shag766 · shag766

Canadian Travel Warning, ... Senior's Travel Service issued a travel warning due to snowfall and bad road conditions. They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should ensure they have the following:ShovelBlankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gl...

DJD · DJD

XO www.youtube.com/watch?v=PohXidkHaRg

69SS454 · 69SS454

Hey guys,,I really need your advice for a serious problem...I suspected for some time now that the mrs has been cheating.Usual signs; phone rings, if i answer they hang up,going out with the girls a lot.I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home,but I usually fall asleep,Anyway last nig...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: Fwd: You Can't BS a BS'er A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

The Psychiatrist and the ProctologistTwo best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist...

shag766 · shag766

Surgeons! Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything i...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Smokin Joe · Smokin Joe

What ever happened to the honest car sales people like there used to be?????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh3Di3LY6Ns

shag766 · shag766

While enjoying their evening ****tails at home, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the clea...

shag766 · shag766

This video is based on the U.S. perspective but it is just as pertinent in Canada. This corporate greed just makes my blood boil. I hope everybody thinks along the lines of: If you want us to buy 'em in Canada, built 'em in Canada!! If you have not seen this, it’s worth a minute of your time GM's clo...

shag766 · shag766

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically tolaunch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines and military jets, alltraveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with air...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Smokin Joe · Smokin Joe

A great video of early racing cars. My passion is the early cars and earlier the better. When it is not a challenge being in traffic but being able to keep the old car running getting you home. My present project is a 1912 touring but I am on the lookout for an early teens fire truck chassis if anyone h...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhGgRgRsmo

51 Styline · 51 Styline

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs biggerthan his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'The boy, pleased with the answer, g...

69SS454 · 69SS454

Just in case... from 1961 Sears Cat. -- Edited by 69SS454 on Tuesday 22nd of January 2019 05:55:42 PM

slim · 77

1st off Merry Christmas every one Now WTF is it with these hallmark Christmas movies ??????? Me an The Trini watched one where some chick is driving around in her " grandfathers " truck . Its a fire engine red 53 to 56 ??? Ford or Merc pick up . wide whites , truck is stooooopidly mint , Like a spotless resto...

Marten · Marten

I got some shoes for my baby a couple of weeks ago. Super happy with the look of them. but being wider they now stick out past the fenders. I knew they would as was planning to build/buy new ones. You can buy 3" wider units but they still have the taper look to them. Not quite what I would like to see. Thi...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70_ac6bSRLQ

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

I asked Poncho if it was okay to put this up and I got a thumbs-up so enjoy.https://www.kustomrama.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Redneck Rydes · Redneck Rydes

Is there anybody out there looking for a 1981-87 Chevy truck cab,all original paint,no rust,and I have a Long wheel base frame,all is rolling,they are both rust free from South Carolina, just feeling the waters to see if worth bringing back to Ontario in the spring.

Ground Pounder · Ground Pounder

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoPyDmLD7MY/

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCn8C93dUaY

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Its that time of year again so the big question is what are you guys using to keep he furry forest creatures in the forest and out of the cars?. Bounce sheets ,mothballs ,toxic waste, the family cat what works for everyone?. Ed

wuga · wuga

I know this is trivial compared to the 80 some confirmed deaths and the hundreds that are missing, but I just got this and it helps put the devastation in perspective. Warren The fire was burning at the rate of a football field every two seconds and 80 football fields a minute at the height of it.....so s...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://barnfinds.com/historic-racer-1923-ford-roadster-altered/

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	winter.....and septic systems. (Preview) Colder than a witch's tit out there.	Iwannagofast	44	4581	Apr 27, 2019 by shag766
	heads up (Preview) any of you guy's that are pork eaters, chops, roasts, bacon etc-etc, anything pig, might want to put some away in the freezer and sooner than later. there is a huge swine flu outbreak in china and the volumes are crazy numbers.--"China pork deficit may eclipse U.S. production, economist says"-- a cou...	shag766	3	1110	Apr 26, 2019 by 69SS454
	Todays funny (Preview)	51 Styline	2	797	Apr 26, 2019 by DJD
	can't find your ride in the parking lot ?? (Preview) like my mother the first time she went to the scarborough town center dad and I had to go pick her up and cruise the lot lookin for a 64 dodge polara hardtop.. but anyways.. can't find the spot you parked in ? well it helps if you have an alarm that beeps when you arm it... and it helps A LOT MORE if you hold th...	DJD	2	862	Apr 21, 2019 by 69SS454
	Just the one you have been waiting for........ (Preview) OK, maybe not at that price...	poncho62	9	1057	Apr 21, 2019 by DJD
	morning smile (Preview) Here’s your joke of the day! Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil info...	shag766	0	717	Apr 15, 2019 by shag766
	History Lesson (Preview) The teacher said...Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death!'?She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up:"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said."Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the...	51 Styline	2	766	Apr 10, 2019 by shag766
	An Obituary (Preview) Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come i...	shag766	2	877	Apr 8, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	This made me laugh...... (Preview)	poncho62	1	782	Apr 4, 2019 by Redneck Rydes
	mid day chuckle (Preview) .. Subject: Camel Sex . . . . A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, a...	shag766	1	805	Apr 4, 2019 by 123pugsy
	cookies (Preview) Last Saturday my wife threw a birthday party for me and made these sugar cookies of the Bantam and Dog Spit. Turning 75 with 50 great friends and family.	wuga	8	922	Apr 3, 2019 by 427CARL
	google - aerial photos toronto 1947-93 (Preview) www.toronto.ca/city-government/accountability-operations-customer-service/access-city-information-or-records/city-of-toronto-archives/whats-online/maps/aerial-photographs/	DJD	17	1029	Apr 1, 2019 by DJD
	Another Legend Custom Painter Yosemite Sam Radoff Passes (Preview) Hard month in the custom Car/Bike world. Bob McKay. Arlen Ness and now Yosemite Sam pass. https://www.facebook.com/yosemitesamradoff/	69SS454	2	869	Mar 25, 2019 by Bob T
	Antique Tool (Preview) Antique Tool Still In Use.Do you know what it is? Tobacco Smoke EnemaKit (1750s - 1810s).The tobacco enema wasused to infuse tobaccosmoke into a patient'srectum for various medical purposes, but primarilythe resuscitation ofdrowning victims.A rectal tube inserted intothe anus was conne...	shag766	3	827	Mar 25, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	whats the odds (Preview) Saint Peter was screening all of the new arrivals trying to go through the pearly gates into Heaven. The first applicant of the day explained that his last day on earth had not been a good one: "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, h...	shag766	3	893	Mar 23, 2019 by 51 Styline
	Dick Dale (Preview) RIP	GLHS60	0	725	Mar 18, 2019 by GLHS60
	YOUR EVENING SMILE (Preview) as i am getting older i am beginning to realize a couple of things, some what i call good and some others call bad. LMAO you decide. #1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice. #2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit. #3 - I don't need anger...	shag766	2	768	Mar 7, 2019 by DJD
	morning smile (Preview) Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replie...	shag766	0	618	Feb 26, 2019 by shag766
	morning smile (Preview) Finally a golf joke I've not heard before---A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was play...	shag766	1	746	Feb 25, 2019 by 427CARL
	FOR ONCE IT'S NOT THE IRISH LOL (Preview) HEARTLESS ENGLISH... An English tourist was driving through Scotland when he noticeda man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town,so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.He grabbed a beer, sat at a table, and then took a look ar...	shag766	2	797	Feb 23, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	Vancouver Island drag strip, long gone (Preview) https://www.flickr.com/photos/vihr/29133243027/in/album-72157692413615485/	jarvis1	0	652	Feb 21, 2019 by jarvis1
	morning chuckle (Preview) Priceless revenge!! A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, '...	shag766	2	770	Feb 20, 2019 by TIME TRAVELLER
	Do these belong to anyone (Preview) Poncho...I'm thinking they gotta be yours	69SS454	10	1311	Feb 15, 2019 by 77
	reproducing some simple plastic parts (Preview) www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNBHtlhlHF4 quote below is from video post TOOLS & MATERIALS FEATURED IN THIS VIDEO ▶ Smooth-On Mold Star 15 Slow Silicone Mold Rubber (Trial Unit): https://amzn.to/2T6zu8J ▶ Smooth-On Smooth Cast Onyx Fast Black Casting Resin (Trial Unit): https://amzn.t...	DJD	4	894	Feb 14, 2019 by DJD
	BAD STORM TO HIT SOUTHERN ONTARIO !!!!!! (Preview) Canadian Travel Warning, ... Senior's Travel Service issued a travel warning due to snowfall and bad road conditions. They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should ensure they have the following:ShovelBlankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gl...	shag766	1	860	Feb 12, 2019 by DJD
	SWEET unfinished channeled 39 merc barn find (Preview) XO www.youtube.com/watch?v=PohXidkHaRg	DJD	0	831	Feb 11, 2019 by DJD
	Need Advice (Preview) Hey guys,,I really need your advice for a serious problem...I suspected for some time now that the mrs has been cheating.Usual signs; phone rings, if i answer they hang up,going out with the girls a lot.I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home,but I usually fall asleep,Anyway last nig...	69SS454	5	954	Feb 8, 2019 by shag766
	a little supper humor (Preview) Subject: Fwd: You Can't BS a BS'er A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd...	shag766	1	761	Feb 7, 2019 by 427CARL
	Two Docs. (Preview) The Psychiatrist and the ProctologistTwo best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist...	51 Styline	2	857	Feb 7, 2019 by shag766
	who could argue this logic (Preview) Surgeons! Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything i...	shag766	3	735	Feb 6, 2019 by DJD
	Seniors Caution (Preview)	51 Styline	4	804	Feb 5, 2019 by shag766
	An honest car salesmen (Preview) What ever happened to the honest car sales people like there used to be?????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh3Di3LY6Ns	Smokin Joe	3	932	Feb 3, 2019 by flatblack55delivery
	morning smile (Preview) While enjoying their evening ****tails at home, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the clea...	shag766	2	1071	Feb 3, 2019 by flatblack55delivery
	WOW, if this is 1/2 true it is not real pretty (Preview) This video is based on the U.S. perspective but it is just as pertinent in Canada. This corporate greed just makes my blood boil. I hope everybody thinks along the lines of: If you want us to buy 'em in Canada, built 'em in Canada!! If you have not seen this, it’s worth a minute of your time GM's clo...	shag766	13	1065	Feb 2, 2019 by dualquadpete
	The Chicken (Preview) Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically tolaunch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines and military jets, alltraveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with air...	shag766	2	840	Feb 2, 2019 by poncho62
	There used to be a dragstrip (Preview)	51 Styline	5	839	Feb 2, 2019 by 427CARL
	speedster (Preview) A great video of early racing cars. My passion is the early cars and earlier the better. When it is not a challenge being in traffic but being able to keep the old car running getting you home. My present project is a 1912 touring but I am on the lookout for an early teens fire truck chassis if anyone h...	Smokin Joe	5	916	Feb 1, 2019 by shag766
	I'm giving away my age....but I think I'm in good company. Enjoy ! (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhGgRgRsmo	Iwannagofast	2	1096	Jan 29, 2019 by shag766
	Nude Beach (Preview) A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs biggerthan his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'The boy, pleased with the answer, g...	51 Styline	3	875	Jan 25, 2019 by flatduck
	Cutting edge safety equipment (Preview) Just in case... from 1961 Sears Cat. -- Edited by 69SS454 on Tuesday 22nd of January 2019 05:55:42 PM	69SS454	10	955	Jan 24, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	Hallmark Christmas movies (Preview) 1st off Merry Christmas every one Now WTF is it with these hallmark Christmas movies ??????? Me an The Trini watched one where some chick is driving around in her " grandfathers " truck . Its a fire engine red 53 to 56 ??? Ford or Merc pick up . wide whites , truck is stooooopidly mint , Like a spotless resto...	77	7	1309	Dec 28, 2018 by slim
	rear fenders (Preview) I got some shoes for my baby a couple of weeks ago. Super happy with the look of them. but being wider they now stick out past the fenders. I knew they would as was planning to build/buy new ones. You can buy 3" wider units but they still have the taper look to them. Not quite what I would like to see. Thi...	Marten	1	781	Dec 24, 2018 by Buzzard
	wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70_ac6bSRLQ	Iwannagofast	4	767	Dec 24, 2018 by eastown
	Some very interesting reading and pictures. (Preview) I asked Poncho if it was okay to put this up and I got a thumbs-up so enjoy.https://www.kustomrama.com/index.php?title=Main_Page	Iwannagofast	1	909	Dec 21, 2018 by jarvis1
	1981-87 Chevy C10 (Preview) Is there anybody out there looking for a 1981-87 Chevy truck cab,all original paint,no rust,and I have a Long wheel base frame,all is rolling,they are both rust free from South Carolina, just feeling the waters to see if worth bringing back to Ontario in the spring.	Redneck Rydes	2	1087	Dec 10, 2018 by Redneck Rydes
	OntarioNewsNow: Stay tuned for a big announcement on Drive Clean tomorrow! (Preview) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoPyDmLD7MY/	Ground Pounder	23	2038	Nov 29, 2018 by DJD
	Monday morning wake-up! (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCn8C93dUaY	Iwannagofast	0	789	Nov 19, 2018 by Iwannagofast
	Furry Forest Creatures (Preview) Its that time of year again so the big question is what are you guys using to keep he furry forest creatures in the forest and out of the cars?. Bounce sheets ,mothballs ,toxic waste, the family cat what works for everyone?. Ed	flatblack55delivery	22	1290	Nov 16, 2018 by Iwannagofast
	California fires (Preview) I know this is trivial compared to the 80 some confirmed deaths and the hundreds that are missing, but I just got this and it helps put the devastation in perspective. Warren The fire was burning at the rate of a football field every two seconds and 80 football fields a minute at the height of it.....so s...	wuga	0	742	Nov 16, 2018 by wuga
	does this look familiar to anyone? (Preview) https://barnfinds.com/historic-racer-1923-ford-roadster-altered/	Iwannagofast	12	1120	Nov 10, 2018 by Iwannagofast
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