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an oldie but a goldie
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: ; Subject: Bottle of Merlot Subject: Fwd Bottle merlot. A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. HSo the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman w...
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What is a Politician?
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Rainy days at " The Home "
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you...
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She's not happy
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With the new dining room chandelier...
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on the lighter side of life
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- -: Fwd: I am a Seenager. .... Sent from my iPad Begin >Subject: Fwd: Fw: I am a Seenager. .... ... I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 65-70 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pa...
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winter.....and septic systems.
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Colder than a witch's tit out there.
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heads up
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any of you guy's that are pork eaters, chops, roasts, bacon etc-etc, anything pig, might want to put some away in the freezer and sooner than later. there is a huge swine flu outbreak in china and the volumes are crazy numbers.--"China pork deficit may eclipse U.S. production, economist says"-- a cou...
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Todays funny
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can't find your ride in the parking lot ??
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like my mother the first time she went to the scarborough town center dad and I had to go pick her up and cruise the lot lookin for a 64 dodge polara hardtop.. but anyways.. can't find the spot you parked in ? well it helps if you have an alarm that beeps when you arm it... and it helps A LOT MORE if you hold th...
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Just the one you have been waiting for........
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OK, maybe not at that price...
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morning smile
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Here’s your joke of the day! Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil info...
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History Lesson
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The teacher said...Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death!'?She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up:"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said."Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the...
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An Obituary
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come i...
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This made me laugh......
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mid day chuckle
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.. Subject: Camel Sex . . . . A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, a...
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cookies
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Last Saturday my wife threw a birthday party for me and made these sugar cookies of the Bantam and Dog Spit. Turning 75 with 50 great friends and family.
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google - aerial photos toronto 1947-93
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www.toronto.ca/city-government/accountability-operations-customer-service/access-city-information-or-records/city-of-toronto-archives/whats-online/maps/aerial-photographs/
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Another Legend Custom Painter Yosemite Sam Radoff Passes
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Hard month in the custom Car/Bike world. Bob McKay. Arlen Ness and now Yosemite Sam pass. https://www.facebook.com/yosemitesamradoff/
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Antique Tool
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Antique Tool Still In Use.Do you know what it is? Tobacco Smoke EnemaKit (1750s - 1810s).The tobacco enema wasused to infuse tobaccosmoke into a patient'srectum for various medical purposes, but primarilythe resuscitation ofdrowning victims.A rectal tube inserted intothe anus was conne...
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whats the odds
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Saint Peter was screening all of the new arrivals trying to go through the pearly gates into Heaven. The first applicant of the day explained that his last day on earth had not been a good one: "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, h...
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Dick Dale
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YOUR EVENING SMILE
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as i am getting older i am beginning to realize a couple of things, some what i call good and some others call bad. LMAO you decide. #1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice. #2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit. #3 - I don't need anger...
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morning smile
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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replie...
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morning smile
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Finally a golf joke I've not heard before---A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was play...
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FOR ONCE IT'S NOT THE IRISH LOL
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HEARTLESS ENGLISH... An English tourist was driving through Scotland when he noticeda man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town,so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.He grabbed a beer, sat at a table, and then took a look ar...
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Vancouver Island drag strip, long gone
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https://www.flickr.com/photos/vihr/29133243027/in/album-72157692413615485/
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morning chuckle
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Priceless revenge!! A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, '...
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Do these belong to anyone
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Poncho...I'm thinking they gotta be yours
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reproducing some simple plastic parts
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNBHtlhlHF4 quote below is from video post TOOLS & MATERIALS FEATURED IN THIS VIDEO ▶ Smooth-On Mold Star 15 Slow Silicone Mold Rubber (Trial Unit): https://amzn.to/2T6zu8J ▶ Smooth-On Smooth Cast Onyx Fast Black Casting Resin (Trial Unit): https://amzn.t...
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BAD STORM TO HIT SOUTHERN ONTARIO !!!!!!
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Canadian Travel Warning, ... Senior's Travel Service issued a travel warning due to snowfall and bad road conditions. They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should ensure they have the following:ShovelBlankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gl...
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SWEET unfinished channeled 39 merc barn find
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XO www.youtube.com/watch?v=PohXidkHaRg
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Need Advice
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Hey guys,,I really need your advice for a serious problem...I suspected for some time now that the mrs has been cheating.Usual signs; phone rings, if i answer they hang up,going out with the girls a lot.I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home,but I usually fall asleep,Anyway last nig...
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a little supper humor
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Subject: Fwd: You Can't BS a BS'er A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd...
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Two Docs.
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The Psychiatrist and the ProctologistTwo best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist...
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who could argue this logic
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Surgeons! Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything i...
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Seniors Caution
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An honest car salesmen
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What ever happened to the honest car sales people like there used to be?????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh3Di3LY6Ns
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morning smile
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While enjoying their evening ****tails at home, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the clea...
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WOW, if this is 1/2 true it is not real pretty
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This video is based on the U.S. perspective but it is just as pertinent in Canada. This corporate greed just makes my blood boil. I hope everybody thinks along the lines of: If you want us to buy 'em in Canada, built 'em in Canada!! If you have not seen this, it’s worth a minute of your time GM's clo...
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The Chicken
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Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically tolaunch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines and military jets, alltraveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with air...
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There used to be a dragstrip
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speedster
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A great video of early racing cars. My passion is the early cars and earlier the better. When it is not a challenge being in traffic but being able to keep the old car running getting you home. My present project is a 1912 touring but I am on the lookout for an early teens fire truck chassis if anyone h...
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I'm giving away my age....but I think I'm in good company. Enjoy !
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhGgRgRsmo
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Nude Beach
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs biggerthan his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'The boy, pleased with the answer, g...
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Cutting edge safety equipment
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Just in case... from 1961 Sears Cat. -- Edited by 69SS454 on Tuesday 22nd of January 2019 05:55:42 PM
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Hallmark Christmas movies
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1st off Merry Christmas every one Now WTF is it with these hallmark Christmas movies ??????? Me an The Trini watched one where some chick is driving around in her " grandfathers " truck . Its a fire engine red 53 to 56 ??? Ford or Merc pick up . wide whites , truck is stooooopidly mint , Like a spotless resto...
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rear fenders
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I got some shoes for my baby a couple of weeks ago. Super happy with the look of them. but being wider they now stick out past the fenders. I knew they would as was planning to build/buy new ones. You can buy 3" wider units but they still have the taper look to them. Not quite what I would like to see. Thi...
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wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70_ac6bSRLQ
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Some very interesting reading and pictures.
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I asked Poncho if it was okay to put this up and I got a thumbs-up so enjoy.https://www.kustomrama.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
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1981-87 Chevy C10
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Is there anybody out there looking for a 1981-87 Chevy truck cab,all original paint,no rust,and I have a Long wheel base frame,all is rolling,they are both rust free from South Carolina, just feeling the waters to see if worth bringing back to Ontario in the spring.
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