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shag766 · shag766

Subject: Fwd: You Can't BS a BS'er A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

The Psychiatrist and the ProctologistTwo best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist...

shag766 · shag766

Surgeons! Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything i...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Smokin Joe · Smokin Joe

What ever happened to the honest car sales people like there used to be?????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh3Di3LY6Ns

shag766 · shag766

While enjoying their evening ****tails at home, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the clea...

shag766 · shag766

This video is based on the U.S. perspective but it is just as pertinent in Canada. This corporate greed just makes my blood boil. I hope everybody thinks along the lines of: If you want us to buy 'em in Canada, built 'em in Canada!! If you have not seen this, it’s worth a minute of your time GM's clo...

shag766 · shag766

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically tolaunch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines and military jets, alltraveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with air...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Smokin Joe · Smokin Joe

A great video of early racing cars. My passion is the early cars and earlier the better. When it is not a challenge being in traffic but being able to keep the old car running getting you home. My present project is a 1912 touring but I am on the lookout for an early teens fire truck chassis if anyone h...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhGgRgRsmo

51 Styline · 51 Styline

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs biggerthan his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'The boy, pleased with the answer, g...

69SS454 · 69SS454

Just in case... from 1961 Sears Cat. -- Edited by 69SS454 on Tuesday 22nd of January 2019 05:55:42 PM

slim · 77

1st off Merry Christmas every one Now WTF is it with these hallmark Christmas movies ??????? Me an The Trini watched one where some chick is driving around in her " grandfathers " truck . Its a fire engine red 53 to 56 ??? Ford or Merc pick up . wide whites , truck is stooooopidly mint , Like a spotless resto...

Marten · Marten

I got some shoes for my baby a couple of weeks ago. Super happy with the look of them. but being wider they now stick out past the fenders. I knew they would as was planning to build/buy new ones. You can buy 3" wider units but they still have the taper look to them. Not quite what I would like to see. Thi...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70_ac6bSRLQ

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

I asked Poncho if it was okay to put this up and I got a thumbs-up so enjoy.https://www.kustomrama.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Redneck Rydes · Redneck Rydes

Is there anybody out there looking for a 1981-87 Chevy truck cab,all original paint,no rust,and I have a Long wheel base frame,all is rolling,they are both rust free from South Carolina, just feeling the waters to see if worth bringing back to Ontario in the spring.

Ground Pounder · Ground Pounder

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoPyDmLD7MY/

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCn8C93dUaY

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Its that time of year again so the big question is what are you guys using to keep he furry forest creatures in the forest and out of the cars?. Bounce sheets ,mothballs ,toxic waste, the family cat what works for everyone?. Ed

wuga · wuga

I know this is trivial compared to the 80 some confirmed deaths and the hundreds that are missing, but I just got this and it helps put the devastation in perspective. Warren The fire was burning at the rate of a football field every two seconds and 80 football fields a minute at the height of it.....so s...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://barnfinds.com/historic-racer-1923-ford-roadster-altered/

Livetodrive · Livetodrive

Did anyone else get this? Looks like Barrie is not done yet. Barrie Automotive Flea Marketfinds a new home in Bonfield, ON By Lisa GrovesOctober 23rd, 2018 Oro-Medonte, ON - Lisa Groves, President of the Barrie Automotive Flea Market announces the purchase of property in the Township on Bonfi...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXm8JdC4k4c

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk-8jMFvP9c

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDBDyDaQyjU

dualquadpete · dualquadpete

Drove the wagon down beginning of the month for show, somehow it "ate" the carb base gasket??? got a new one at Advance Auto $ 8.50 US Friend from Michigan took this from hotel window. That's my friend "Rusty's 70 Cutlass beside mine. Over 750 vehicles on the Boulevard, and wagon got picked by one of the s...

poncho62 · poncho62

Doesn't affect older members, but I have not been receiving new member requests. I think it's fixed now, but if you are a new member since May and didnt receive a notice that you were accepted, try and log in. You should be good now....If not, email me at poncho62@yahoo.com thanks

51 Styline · 51 Styline

wuga · wuga

These movies keep showing up in onsies and twosis but here is the complete collection. Warren http://www.tvraaca.org/oldmovies.htm#movie

DJD · DJD

READ, WEEP, PRINT AND KEEP!This should be on the front page of every newspaper. Charley Reese's Final column!A very interesting column. COMPLETELY NEUTRAL. Be sure to Read the Poem at the end..Charley Reese's final column for the Orlando Sentinel... He has been a journalist for 49 years. He is reti...

DJD · DJD

it's actually a question HEMI have enough money....idiot ?

Larry · Larry

We lost a true hotrodder yesterday , sad to hear Toronto based long time hotrodder Paul Fernely has passed away yesterday, known for his purple chopped 3 window 36 Ford coupe "beebop".......you will be missed Paul....R.I.P.

poncho62 · poncho62

poncho62 · poncho62

DJD · DJD

found this today .. couldn't help but think my father would have had a great laugh

dollybud · dollybud

I believe this ad is bogus. Owner does not reply. Who in their right mind would sell this truck for the asking price. Ad should be removed by a moderator.

69SS454 · 69SS454

Kitchen might be a little to big

henrys57wagon · henrys57wagon

IGN switch screwed up on my JD D140 lawn tractor and looked into JD switches on line and saw a Husqvarna switch which is identical, right down to the patent number. It cost me 18$ CDN taxes in and two day delivery from Amazon. JD switches were more.

DJD · DJD

looking at a pic of an old Oldsmobile I remembered something funny my mother had once told me she moved to Canada in 1948 from England and as a newcomer she was not always up to speed ... thinking for years that "Oldsmobile" was slang for an old car and then there was the misinterpretation of the words bo...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

MyTFine · MyTFine

Good morning all, I definitely don't get on here enough although I do try to keep up on recent posts. (work full time and teach part time) Just wanted to let everyone know that the Queen Street cruise in the Soo is happening again this year and it was a great time last year. I have a number of car people from a...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

A woman was playing golf when she tooka big swing and fell.. The party waiting behind her was a groupfrom Ottawa , that included Justin Trudeau. Justin quickly stepped forward and helpedher to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave,when he said, "I'm Justin Trudeau andI hope you'll vote Libe...

mike · mike

Hey guys I know this is a hot rod site but I figured I'd check to see if anyone had any go cart wheels laying around they wanna sellMy wife got me a old Murray pedal car for Christmas so I could build a little project out of it for our daughter her birthday is this weekend and want to give it to her as her gift from...

dualquadpete · dualquadpete

Getting all sorts of PRANK calls & obviously got my my # & my friends # off car add. Computer generated "taped" call saying I'd hit his car & left # on w/shield, my daughter kicked his dog, Vet bill high, found his cat, calls are from different # in a matter of minutes from all over the GTA &...

Smokin Joe · Smokin Joe

Bill Hines the lead slinger has passed at 93 years old. Do not pat attention to George as Bill is the man with the real talent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ_85fp1avs

51 Styline · 51 Styline

There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up.While they were driving, the driver sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him. But then he remembere...

DJD · DJD

/paleofuture.gizmodo.com/in-the-1920s-mobile-traffic-court-brought-the-judge-to-1460160658

69SS454 · 69SS454

70s style! No not full bush.. just s bunch of old photos of 70s style muscle cars. http://upintherear.tumblr.com/ Enjoy -- Edited by 69SS454 on Saturday 6th of January 2018 09:07:43 AM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	a little supper humor (Preview) Subject: Fwd: You Can't BS a BS'er A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd...	shag766	1	980	Feb 7, 2019 by 427CARL
	Two Docs. (Preview) The Psychiatrist and the ProctologistTwo best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist...	51 Styline	2	1063	Feb 7, 2019 by shag766
	who could argue this logic (Preview) Surgeons! Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything i...	shag766	3	991	Feb 6, 2019 by DJD
	Seniors Caution (Preview)	51 Styline	4	1028	Feb 5, 2019 by shag766
	An honest car salesmen (Preview) What ever happened to the honest car sales people like there used to be?????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh3Di3LY6Ns	Smokin Joe	3	1149	Feb 3, 2019 by flatblack55delivery
	morning smile (Preview) While enjoying their evening ****tails at home, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the clea...	shag766	2	1307	Feb 3, 2019 by flatblack55delivery
	WOW, if this is 1/2 true it is not real pretty (Preview) This video is based on the U.S. perspective but it is just as pertinent in Canada. This corporate greed just makes my blood boil. I hope everybody thinks along the lines of: If you want us to buy 'em in Canada, built 'em in Canada!! If you have not seen this, it’s worth a minute of your time GM's clo...	shag766	13	1528	Feb 2, 2019 by dualquadpete
	The Chicken (Preview) Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically tolaunch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines and military jets, alltraveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with air...	shag766	2	1096	Feb 2, 2019 by poncho62
	There used to be a dragstrip (Preview)	51 Styline	5	1061	Feb 2, 2019 by 427CARL
	speedster (Preview) A great video of early racing cars. My passion is the early cars and earlier the better. When it is not a challenge being in traffic but being able to keep the old car running getting you home. My present project is a 1912 touring but I am on the lookout for an early teens fire truck chassis if anyone h...	Smokin Joe	5	1144	Feb 1, 2019 by shag766
	I'm giving away my age....but I think I'm in good company. Enjoy ! (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhGgRgRsmo	Iwannagofast	2	1486	Jan 29, 2019 by shag766
	Nude Beach (Preview) A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs biggerthan his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'The boy, pleased with the answer, g...	51 Styline	3	1102	Jan 25, 2019 by flatduck
	Cutting edge safety equipment (Preview) Just in case... from 1961 Sears Cat. -- Edited by 69SS454 on Tuesday 22nd of January 2019 05:55:42 PM	69SS454	10	1221	Jan 24, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	Hallmark Christmas movies (Preview) 1st off Merry Christmas every one Now WTF is it with these hallmark Christmas movies ??????? Me an The Trini watched one where some chick is driving around in her " grandfathers " truck . Its a fire engine red 53 to 56 ??? Ford or Merc pick up . wide whites , truck is stooooopidly mint , Like a spotless resto...	77	7	1585	Dec 28, 2018 by slim
	rear fenders (Preview) I got some shoes for my baby a couple of weeks ago. Super happy with the look of them. but being wider they now stick out past the fenders. I knew they would as was planning to build/buy new ones. You can buy 3" wider units but they still have the taper look to them. Not quite what I would like to see. Thi...	Marten	1	1005	Dec 24, 2018 by Buzzard
	wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70_ac6bSRLQ	Iwannagofast	4	981	Dec 24, 2018 by eastown
	Some very interesting reading and pictures. (Preview) I asked Poncho if it was okay to put this up and I got a thumbs-up so enjoy.https://www.kustomrama.com/index.php?title=Main_Page	Iwannagofast	1	1145	Dec 21, 2018 by jarvis1
	1981-87 Chevy C10 (Preview) Is there anybody out there looking for a 1981-87 Chevy truck cab,all original paint,no rust,and I have a Long wheel base frame,all is rolling,they are both rust free from South Carolina, just feeling the waters to see if worth bringing back to Ontario in the spring.	Redneck Rydes	2	1302	Dec 10, 2018 by Redneck Rydes
	OntarioNewsNow: Stay tuned for a big announcement on Drive Clean tomorrow! (Preview) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoPyDmLD7MY/	Ground Pounder	23	2319	Nov 29, 2018 by DJD
	Monday morning wake-up! (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCn8C93dUaY	Iwannagofast	0	1011	Nov 19, 2018 by Iwannagofast
	Furry Forest Creatures (Preview) Its that time of year again so the big question is what are you guys using to keep he furry forest creatures in the forest and out of the cars?. Bounce sheets ,mothballs ,toxic waste, the family cat what works for everyone?. Ed	flatblack55delivery	22	1533	Nov 16, 2018 by Iwannagofast
	California fires (Preview) I know this is trivial compared to the 80 some confirmed deaths and the hundreds that are missing, but I just got this and it helps put the devastation in perspective. Warren The fire was burning at the rate of a football field every two seconds and 80 football fields a minute at the height of it.....so s...	wuga	0	961	Nov 16, 2018 by wuga
	does this look familiar to anyone? (Preview) https://barnfinds.com/historic-racer-1923-ford-roadster-altered/	Iwannagofast	12	1402	Nov 10, 2018 by Iwannagofast
	Barrie Flea Market (Preview) Did anyone else get this? Looks like Barrie is not done yet. Barrie Automotive Flea Marketfinds a new home in Bonfield, ON By Lisa GrovesOctober 23rd, 2018 Oro-Medonte, ON - Lisa Groves, President of the Barrie Automotive Flea Market announces the purchase of property in the Township on Bonfi...	Livetodrive	15	3046	Nov 6, 2018 by supernash
	if this doesn't get ya going then.....you're dead and don't know it yet (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXm8JdC4k4c	Iwannagofast	7	1380	Nov 4, 2018 by Iwannagofast
	How 'bout some funk-a-delic then..... (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk-8jMFvP9c	Iwannagofast	0	1152	Oct 23, 2018 by Iwannagofast
	For your morning coffee folks..... (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDBDyDaQyjU	Iwannagofast	0	929	Oct 20, 2018 by Iwannagofast
	64 Wagon atDoo Wop show W.V. 57 chevy accident (Preview) Drove the wagon down beginning of the month for show, somehow it "ate" the carb base gasket??? got a new one at Advance Auto $ 8.50 US Friend from Michigan took this from hotel window. That's my friend "Rusty's 70 Cutlass beside mine. Over 750 vehicles on the Boulevard, and wagon got picked by one of the s...	dualquadpete	6	1447	Oct 15, 2018 by 77
	Forum issues (Preview) Doesn't affect older members, but I have not been receiving new member requests. I think it's fixed now, but if you are a new member since May and didnt receive a notice that you were accepted, try and log in. You should be good now....If not, email me at poncho62@yahoo.com thanks	poncho62	0	1080	Oct 12, 2018 by poncho62
	The Wedding (Preview)	51 Styline	3	1219	Oct 6, 2018 by EastYorker
	passin' the time (Preview) These movies keep showing up in onsies and twosis but here is the complete collection. Warren http://www.tvraaca.org/oldmovies.htm#movie	wuga	2	978	Oct 2, 2018 by 427CARL
	long read but worthwhile (Preview) READ, WEEP, PRINT AND KEEP!This should be on the front page of every newspaper. Charley Reese's Final column!A very interesting column. COMPLETELY NEUTRAL. Be sure to Read the Poem at the end..Charley Reese's final column for the Orlando Sentinel... He has been a journalist for 49 years. He is reti...	DJD	0	1314	Aug 20, 2018 by DJD
	definition of "HEMI" (Preview) it's actually a question HEMI have enough money....idiot ?	DJD	1	5258	Aug 18, 2018 by Bob T
	lost hot rodder (Preview) We lost a true hotrodder yesterday , sad to hear Toronto based long time hotrodder Paul Fernely has passed away yesterday, known for his purple chopped 3 window 36 Ford coupe "beebop".......you will be missed Paul....R.I.P.	Larry	5	1724	Aug 11, 2018 by Larry
	Toonie.... (Preview)	poncho62	1	1516	Aug 9, 2018 by iron horse
	Thought this was funny....but true (Preview)	poncho62	5	2371	Jul 15, 2018 by 77
	For Geezers (Preview) found this today .. couldn't help but think my father would have had a great laugh	DJD	0	953	Jul 15, 2018 by DJD
	INDY 500 PACE TRUCK FOR SALE (Preview) I believe this ad is bogus. Owner does not reply. Who in their right mind would sell this truck for the asking price. Ad should be removed by a moderator.	dollybud	3	1480	Jun 13, 2018 by poncho62
	Blueprint to Happiness (Preview) Kitchen might be a little to big	69SS454	7	1621	Jun 3, 2018 by DJD
	JD ign switch replacement (Preview) IGN switch screwed up on my JD D140 lawn tractor and looked into JD switches on line and saw a Husqvarna switch which is identical, right down to the patent number. It cost me 18$ CDN taxes in and two day delivery from Amazon. JD switches were more.	henrys57wagon	2	1315	May 25, 2018 by Rumblegutz
	LOL... (Preview) looking at a pic of an old Oldsmobile I remembered something funny my mother had once told me she moved to Canada in 1948 from England and as a newcomer she was not always up to speed ... thinking for years that "Oldsmobile" was slang for an old car and then there was the misinterpretation of the words bo...	DJD	2	1517	May 10, 2018 by flatblack55delivery
	Drivers Test (Preview)	51 Styline	1	1402	May 10, 2018 by henrys57wagon
	Queen Street Cruise in the Soo (Preview) Good morning all, I definitely don't get on here enough although I do try to keep up on recent posts. (work full time and teach part time) Just wanted to let everyone know that the Queen Street cruise in the Soo is happening again this year and it was a great time last year. I have a number of car people from a...	MyTFine	3	1670	Apr 20, 2018 by MyTFine
	FORE (Preview) A woman was playing golf when she tooka big swing and fell.. The party waiting behind her was a groupfrom Ottawa , that included Justin Trudeau. Justin quickly stepped forward and helpedher to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave,when he said, "I'm Justin Trudeau andI hope you'll vote Libe...	51 Styline	1	1591	Apr 19, 2018 by 427CARL
	Help finding Go kart wheels for pedal car project (Preview) Hey guys I know this is a hot rod site but I figured I'd check to see if anyone had any go cart wheels laying around they wanna sellMy wife got me a old Murray pedal car for Christmas so I could build a little project out of it for our daughter her birthday is this weekend and want to give it to her as her gift from...	mike	12	2644	Mar 23, 2018 by Pete Moss
	Kijiji annoying calls (Preview) Getting all sorts of PRANK calls & obviously got my my # & my friends # off car add. Computer generated "taped" call saying I'd hit his car & left # on w/shield, my daughter kicked his dog, Vet bill high, found his cat, calls are from different # in a matter of minutes from all over the GTA &...	dualquadpete	18	2148	Mar 20, 2018 by 427CARL
	Bill Hines is gone (Preview) Bill Hines the lead slinger has passed at 93 years old. Do not pat attention to George as Bill is the man with the real talent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ_85fp1avs	Smokin Joe	3	1615	Mar 20, 2018 by Pete Moss
	Sunday Funny (Preview) There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up.While they were driving, the driver sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him. But then he remembere...	51 Styline	0	1466	Feb 25, 2018 by 51 Styline
	traffic court .. old school style (Preview) /paleofuture.gizmodo.com/in-the-1920s-mobile-traffic-court-brought-the-judge-to-1460160658	DJD	0	1909	Jan 30, 2018 by DJD
	Up in the rear (Preview) 70s style! No not full bush.. just s bunch of old photos of 70s style muscle cars. http://upintherear.tumblr.com/ Enjoy -- Edited by 69SS454 on Saturday 6th of January 2018 09:07:43 AM	69SS454	4	2164	Jan 8, 2018 by cr55
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