Ontario Rodders Lounge

shag766 · shag766

Subject: FW: Little LARRY the new JohnnyHappy New Year !!!!!! A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stu...

Awesome Member Alert · 66-67-88Chevy

Just want to put it out there that Slim is a great guy. First he gave me an alternator, four snow tires, a coil and leaf spring mount for my ranger project for free, and now I bought the rest of the truck and he gave me a basically brand new motor and a transmission for nothing. Hes a great guy to talk to, and h...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ZBTqayb1U

poncho62 · poncho62

Forget Rednecks. Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians, during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor : If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canad...

mike · mike

has any one had any issues with the ontario colleges of trades or ministry reps? who do they answer to and how does one file a complaint?

RWW · RWW

On the road with Don and Tom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dKWgw0oLEA

JPB · JPB

http://www.georgeklass.net/dragsters.html A friend sent me this link ,enjoy,

Rustynuts · Rustynuts

hmmm....wonder how many here know what I am talking about?

studeshaker · studeshaker

the festive ride program. okay, it's a ride program - just what the hell is so festive about it ??? one cop asked me when i had my last drink, i told him daytona 500 in 2010. the guy looked at me like i was nuts - hey pal, all i did was answer your question. sheesh, cowboys.

Rustynuts · Rustynuts

made our LAST mortgage payment..........so the RBC can stick it were the sun doesn't shine...

Hog · Hog

Hi Ontario, I was wondering if there are any railroad workers out there? I am currently a Nurse and was thinking about taking the Freight Conductors course up at Confederation College in Thunder Bay. It costs $10,000 for the 7 week course. I really enjoy nursing, but the preponderance of Part-tim...

poncho62 · poncho62

Thought this was funny

shag766 · shag766

PROOF THAT MEN REMEMBER! A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watch...

GhostPost · GhostPost

since we all b@tch and moan when prices are high. Thought I'd celebrate it being finally down

wuga · wuga

We're taking all our food production land and resources to turn corn into fuel so we can have flex-fuel and E85 which sells at the same price as gas and yet we are giving up 30, 40 50% of our mileage. I found the chart below published by the EPA interesting. By the way, what's with gas prices, I paid 96.9 on F...

Barrhavencobra · Barrhavencobra

I am looking for all side glads for my car am am looking for advice. Where best is it to find original glass and/ or does anyone know a company that takes templates and makes new glass? Thank you in advance. Jim

shag766 · shag766

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at the local pub. "My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't e...

Homer · Homer

Grant has been picked to be on Vegas Rat Rodz for the coming season.Anyone who went on the breakfast and garage crawl would have met Grant at his shop in Bloomingdale. Homer

MBog · MBog

Hi all, and thanks again for the welcome. As I said in my intro my wife and I are planning a trip across Canada next summer. We are planning a quick drive to Halifax and a slower drive back. Basically 1 week across east then 3 weeks back. So where should we stop when crossing thru Ont.? Mid June to mid July. We...

eddie66 · eddie66

Is there a classified section here at all? Buy and sell? Looking to sell a 66 chevy ll 2 door post car

Smokin Joe · Smokin Joe

This is some selection of cars left to sink in the ground. The guy must have had more money than he know what to do with. Not much there I would be interested in but what is surprising is the places like this still out there. The Ferrari covered in books will probably sell in the millions. http://theoldm...

427CARL · 427CARL

Ambiguities & Idiosyncrasies FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL H...

shag766 · shag766

The Male Cycle (1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. (2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. (3) In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everyt...

Larry · Larry

had a visit from Mrs. Bullwinkle this morning, looked in the porch ( windows 6' off the ground) and left

shag766 · shag766

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Age Vs Youth An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in it now!" Not...

Ranch71460 · Ranch71460

I bought this car in 1975, then in '78 I sold it to my young brother and bought a '67 Shelby. This pic shows a Pro-stock type hood scoop but it had a '71 Mercury Comet scoop on it when I sold it. Last I heard my brother sold it in '79 or '80 to someone from Niagara Falls. It had a 390GT, 3 two barrels, Ford finned al...

RWW · RWW

TEMECULA, Calif. -- Dale Armstrong: 1941-2014 Legendary NHRA crew chief and mechanical wizard Dale Armstrong died Nov. 28 from com...

Smokin Joe · Smokin Joe

Does any one know Tom Patterson From Newtonville. Tom passed away Sat. morning a great guy and a fantastic restorer and builder of cars for many years for Canadian and US customers. Tom stopped doing large jobs a few years ago to build his own 54 Ford cab over stretching it into a four door pickup on a Fo...

bmw2002e3 · bmw2002e3

Supposedly the "Millenial" generation isn't really into cars. Lots of reason apparently, underemployment, living in cities etc. Got me thinking though, what does this mean for us? I'm 35, and my 'nostalgia' era tends to be BMWs from the 80s/90s, but I love cars, love hotrods, love stuff...

bmw2002e3 · bmw2002e3

OK, Mopar Thread! :) If you can have Ford and Chev, this was inevitable.

Redneck Rydes · Redneck Rydes

Just getting ready for Thanksgiving here in the South, looks like the weather is taking a turn in the Northeast,we have had some strange weather down here, been cruising thru a few wrecking yards last couple of weeks,there is still some really neat treasures still to be found here,late 30s stuff all...

GhostPost · GhostPost

[video=https://www.youtube.com/embed/8_lfxPI5ObM?rel=0]-- Edited by GhostPost on Thursday 27th of November 2014 12:38:39 PM

GhostPost · GhostPost

shag766 · shag766

Drafting Guys Over 60. This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-ba...

Hog · Hog

After looking through the "Pics to get you through the Winter" thread, I noticed a few of the drag cars had their "for sale" ads included in the post. So post up your "advertisements" of cars/trucks that you hated to see go.(or even ones you were happy to see go) I'll...

Don · Don

A friend in another hobby (ham radio) has disappeared from the radar and I am concerned. His name is Tim Smith and he lived on Carrot Creek near Hanover. There are only two houses on his road I believe and I need to know if he is OK or whatever. He worked recently in a fabrication shop there I believe as a fore...

sasquatch · sasquatch

Got a total of 18 inches down by 4 pm, now two more inches since plowing out.

fatchuk · fatchuk

probably more tuners and fart cans than hot rods out there..

58Chev · 58Chev

https://imgur.com/a/dLaMy

poncho62 · poncho62

Living out in the sticks can be a pain for internet. No DSL or cable out here, so we have to go with satellite or cellular. I have been with Rogers cellular for a few years now, but the cost is getting ridiculous ($150 this month)...I am looking at Xplornet fixed wireless service that they are pushing now....

GhostPost · GhostPost

Very Impressive.

wuga · wuga

http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/ This is the NASA online TV channel and they are currently broadcasting the landing of the Rosetta Stone lander on the surface of the comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, a chunk of ice and dust hurtling to an orbit slinging it around the sun. Touch down is sc...

shag766 · shag766

I'd just come out of the deli with a roast beef sandwich, bag of chips, an ear of corn & a jumbo sausage, all for my lunch. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.' A fat girl served me in McDonalds at lunchtime. S...

RacerRick · RacerRick

I am selling my house and moving out of Toronto to a place with a big shop. Anyone else escape? Know anyone who wants to buy a house in toronto? lol

shag766 · shag766

The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news." The CEO replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first." The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $20 million." The CEO replies enthusiastically: &q...

RWW · RWW

Be carefull when you take the kids out for a ride in your old car, they may step in Dog $#@& . It was a great day.

hotroddonnie · hotroddonnie

Well we have a Chevies thread why not Ford.

shag766 · shag766

its a bit lengthy but worth the read and there is an old car element to it. rick Thanks JUST ISN'T ENOUGH. Cemetery Watchman My friend Kevin and I are volunteers at a national cemetery in Oklahoma and put in a few days a month in a 'slightly larger' uniform.Today had been a long, long day and I ju...

RWW · RWW

[URL=http://s145.photobucket.com/user/BobW57/media/Jims046.jpg.html][IMG]https://i145.photobucket.co...

thirty8 · thirty8

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: FW: Little LARRY the new JohnnyHappy New Year !!!!!! A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stu...	shag766	2	831	Jan 4, 2015 by Ninop69
	Awesome Member Alert (Preview) Just want to put it out there that Slim is a great guy. First he gave me an alternator, four snow tires, a coil and leaf spring mount for my ranger project for free, and now I bought the rest of the truck and he gave me a basically brand new motor and a transmission for nothing. Hes a great guy to talk to, and h...	66-67-88Chevy	14	1408	Jan 3, 2015 by Iwannagofast
	Happy New Year (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ZBTqayb1U	Iwannagofast	0	551	Dec 31, 2014 by Iwannagofast
	Jeff Foxworthy on Canadians (Preview) Forget Rednecks. Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians, during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor : If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canad...	poncho62	3	1616	Dec 29, 2014 by poncho62
	ministry and ontario colleges of trades who do they answer to ( 1 2 ) (Preview) has any one had any issues with the ontario colleges of trades or ministry reps? who do they answer to and how does one file a complaint?	mike	69	3790	Dec 26, 2014 by 77
	Once apon a wheel ……… Video (Preview) On the road with Don and Tom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dKWgw0oLEA	RWW	3	654	Dec 26, 2014 by Hog
	Dragsters (Preview) http://www.georgeklass.net/dragsters.html A friend sent me this link ,enjoy,	JPB	6	1005	Dec 24, 2014 by teejay99
	Happy Festivus (Preview) hmmm....wonder how many here know what I am talking about?	Rustynuts	7	561	Dec 23, 2014 by RWW
	dumb name. (Preview) the festive ride program. okay, it's a ride program - just what the hell is so festive about it ??? one cop asked me when i had my last drink, i told him daytona 500 in 2010. the guy looked at me like i was nuts - hey pal, all i did was answer your question. sheesh, cowboys.	studeshaker	26	1864	Dec 22, 2014 by Sacotu
	big day today!!!! (Preview) made our LAST mortgage payment..........so the RBC can stick it were the sun doesn't shine...	Rustynuts	23	1574	Dec 20, 2014 by Rustynuts
	Any railroaders out there? (Preview) Hi Ontario, I was wondering if there are any railroad workers out there? I am currently a Nurse and was thinking about taking the Freight Conductors course up at Confederation College in Thunder Bay. It costs $10,000 for the 7 week course. I really enjoy nursing, but the preponderance of Part-tim...	Hog	7	972	Dec 18, 2014 by henry
	Ontario/Alberta Translation Guide (Preview) Thought this was funny	poncho62	1	812	Dec 17, 2014 by 72endurawagon
	morning giggle (Preview) PROOF THAT MEN REMEMBER! A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watch...	shag766	2	622	Dec 15, 2014 by studeshaker
	Gas Prices Now (Preview) since we all b@tch and moan when prices are high. Thought I'd celebrate it being finally down	GhostPost	32	1588	Dec 13, 2014 by GhostPost
	Ethanol: WTF (Preview) We're taking all our food production land and resources to turn corn into fuel so we can have flex-fuel and E85 which sells at the same price as gas and yet we are giving up 30, 40 50% of our mileage. I found the chart below published by the EPA interesting. By the way, what's with gas prices, I paid 96.9 on F...	wuga	25	3875	Dec 12, 2014 by sasquatch
	Glass for 1947 Ford Super Deluxe (Preview) I am looking for all side glads for my car am am looking for advice. Where best is it to find original glass and/ or does anyone know a company that takes templates and makes new glass? Thank you in advance. Jim	Barrhavencobra	4	485	Dec 11, 2014 by henrys57wagon
	morning giggle (Preview) A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at the local pub. "My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't e...	shag766	6	1104	Dec 10, 2014 by bluechev
	Congradulations Grant Schwartz (Preview) Grant has been picked to be on Vegas Rat Rodz for the coming season.Anyone who went on the breakfast and garage crawl would have met Grant at his shop in Bloomingdale. Homer	Homer	5	934	Dec 10, 2014 by BAMBAM
	Fund raiser across Canada (Preview) Hi all, and thanks again for the welcome. As I said in my intro my wife and I are planning a trip across Canada next summer. We are planning a quick drive to Halifax and a slower drive back. Basically 1 week across east then 3 weeks back. So where should we stop when crossing thru Ont.? Mid June to mid July. We...	MBog	24	1508	Dec 9, 2014 by MBog
	classifieds? (Preview) Is there a classified section here at all? Buy and sell? Looking to sell a 66 chevy ll 2 door post car	eddie66	1	798	Dec 7, 2014 by poncho62
	Barn Finds (Preview) This is some selection of cars left to sink in the ground. The guy must have had more money than he know what to do with. Not much there I would be interested in but what is surprising is the places like this still out there. The Ferrari covered in books will probably sell in the millions. http://theoldm...	Smokin Joe	3	1392	Dec 6, 2014 by pint and a pound
	Things to Ponder (Ponderisms) (Preview) Ambiguities & Idiosyncrasies FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL H...	427CARL	8	1147	Dec 5, 2014 by Fordy Acres Car Farm
	morning giggle (Preview) The Male Cycle (1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. (2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. (3) In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everyt...	shag766	2	794	Dec 4, 2014 by henry
	morning visitor (Preview) had a visit from Mrs. Bullwinkle this morning, looked in the porch ( windows 6' off the ground) and left	Larry	7	920	Dec 3, 2014 by sasquatch
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: Fw: Fwd: Age Vs Youth An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in it now!" Not...	shag766	2	722	Dec 2, 2014 by Ninop69
	Where's my Mustang? (Preview) I bought this car in 1975, then in '78 I sold it to my young brother and bought a '67 Shelby. This pic shows a Pro-stock type hood scoop but it had a '71 Mercury Comet scoop on it when I sold it. Last I heard my brother sold it in '79 or '80 to someone from Niagara Falls. It had a 390GT, 3 two barrels, Ford finned al...	Ranch71460	2	836	Dec 1, 2014 by shag766
	Dale Armstrong RIP (Preview) TEMECULA, Calif. -- Dale Armstrong: 1941-2014 Legendary NHRA crew chief and mechanical wizard Dale Armstrong died Nov. 28 from com...	RWW	0	708	Nov 30, 2014 by RWW
	Another great car guy gone (Preview) Does any one know Tom Patterson From Newtonville. Tom passed away Sat. morning a great guy and a fantastic restorer and builder of cars for many years for Canadian and US customers. Tom stopped doing large jobs a few years ago to build his own 54 Ford cab over stretching it into a four door pickup on a Fo...	Smokin Joe	0	847	Nov 30, 2014 by Smokin Joe
	Millennials apparently don't really dig cars. What's that mean for us? (Preview) Supposedly the "Millenial" generation isn't really into cars. Lots of reason apparently, underemployment, living in cities etc. Got me thinking though, what does this mean for us? I'm 35, and my 'nostalgia' era tends to be BMWs from the 80s/90s, but I love cars, love hotrods, love stuff...	bmw2002e3	15	1446	Nov 29, 2014 by 427CARL
	Mopar Thread.. (Preview) OK, Mopar Thread! :) If you can have Ford and Chev, this was inevitable.	bmw2002e3	33	2440	Nov 29, 2014 by Jeff66
	Thanksgiving (Preview) Just getting ready for Thanksgiving here in the South, looks like the weather is taking a turn in the Northeast,we have had some strange weather down here, been cruising thru a few wrecking yards last couple of weeks,there is still some really neat treasures still to be found here,late 30s stuff all...	Redneck Rydes	4	728	Nov 28, 2014 by JPB
	Tesla Factory California (Preview) [video=https://www.youtube.com/embed/8_lfxPI5ObM?rel=0]-- Edited by GhostPost on Thursday 27th of November 2014 12:38:39 PM	GhostPost	1	716	Nov 27, 2014 by Fordy Acres Car Farm
	Respect for Heros/Vets-Jay Leno (Preview)	GhostPost	2	624	Nov 26, 2014 by GhostPost
	morning giggle (Preview) Drafting Guys Over 60. This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-ba...	shag766	0	675	Nov 25, 2014 by shag766
	Post your old "For Sale ad's" here. (Preview) After looking through the "Pics to get you through the Winter" thread, I noticed a few of the drag cars had their "for sale" ads included in the post. So post up your "advertisements" of cars/trucks that you hated to see go.(or even ones you were happy to see go) I'll...	Hog	7	1793	Nov 24, 2014 by fleet 51
	Does anyone here live in or near Hanover Ontario? (Preview) A friend in another hobby (ham radio) has disappeared from the radar and I am concerned. His name is Tim Smith and he lived on Carrot Creek near Hanover. There are only two houses on his road I believe and I need to know if he is OK or whatever. He worked recently in a fabrication shop there I believe as a fore...	Don	6	917	Nov 24, 2014 by will
	Anyone having a Snow Day? (Preview) Got a total of 18 inches down by 4 pm, now two more inches since plowing out.	sasquatch	21	1241	Nov 21, 2014 by RWW
	May as well be a Honda ,and VW thread too.. (Preview) probably more tuners and fart cans than hot rods out there..	fatchuk	14	994	Nov 21, 2014 by Bob T
	What to do with an old school bus (Preview) https://imgur.com/a/dLaMy	58Chev	6	1412	Nov 21, 2014 by Ragtop
	Rural Internet sources (Preview) Living out in the sticks can be a pain for internet. No DSL or cable out here, so we have to go with satellite or cellular. I have been with Rogers cellular for a few years now, but the cost is getting ridiculous ($150 this month)...I am looking at Xplornet fixed wireless service that they are pushing now....	poncho62	21	2086	Nov 21, 2014 by thirty8
	Ken Block (Preview) Very Impressive.	GhostPost	6	770	Nov 20, 2014 by DJD
	Hot Rodding at 24000 MPH (Preview) http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/ This is the NASA online TV channel and they are currently broadcasting the landing of the Rosetta Stone lander on the surface of the comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, a chunk of ice and dust hurtling to an orbit slinging it around the sun. Touch down is sc...	wuga	2	694	Nov 19, 2014 by Hog
	morning giggle (Preview) I'd just come out of the deli with a roast beef sandwich, bag of chips, an ear of corn & a jumbo sausage, all for my lunch. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.' A fat girl served me in McDonalds at lunchtime. S...	shag766	0	602	Nov 19, 2014 by shag766
	Selling my house.... (Preview) I am selling my house and moving out of Toronto to a place with a big shop. Anyone else escape? Know anyone who wants to buy a house in toronto? lol	RacerRick	15	1071	Nov 18, 2014 by RacerRick
	morning giggle (Preview) The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news." The CEO replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first." The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $20 million." The CEO replies enthusiastically: &q...	shag766	1	583	Nov 17, 2014 by henry
	Kids and old cars …………... (Preview) Be carefull when you take the kids out for a ride in your old car, they may step in Dog $#@& . It was a great day.	RWW	12	1068	Nov 17, 2014 by hotroddonnie
	Fords (Preview) Well we have a Chevies thread why not Ford.	hotroddonnie	48	2049	Nov 17, 2014 by v8deuce
	morning thought (Preview) its a bit lengthy but worth the read and there is an old car element to it. rick Thanks JUST ISN'T ENOUGH. *Cemetery* *Watchman* My friend Kevin and I are volunteers at a national cemetery in Oklahoma and put in a few days a month in a 'slightly larger' uniform.Today had been a long, long day and I ju...	shag766	4	754	Nov 16, 2014 by v8deuce
	Chevies (Preview) [URL=http://s145.photobucket.com/user/BobW57/media/Jims046.jpg.html][IMG]https://i145.photobucket.co...	RWW	19	1490	Nov 16, 2014 by shag766
	Select Pictures from Reynolds Alberta Museum (Preview)	thirty8	2	861	Nov 11, 2014 by RWW
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