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Subject: FW: The Biker] THE BRIDGE TO HAWAII A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'The biker pulled over and said, 'Bui...
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nighty-night.
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getting everyone bedded down for the winter.however, mister kubota will be on snow removal duty........the other guys don't speak japanese anyway. it sure is pure nirvana having adequate space now for everybody. it'll be even better a coupla' years down the road with insulation and a 4 post lift, i...
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The city of Barrie
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after living here some 22 yrs , I finally decide to pave the lane way . the side towards next property is about 1 ft inside property line , there is a swale there on the property line with a storm drain , basin on our side of the sidewalk out by street. Just because we know our neighbours are a bit special , last...
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Remember ?
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http://objflicks.com/TakeMeBackToTheSixties.htm Much simpler times. Turn up your Audio too!!! -- Edited by JPB on Friday 17th of October 2014 09:02:01 AM
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morning giggle
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A couple of old guys were playing golf when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.. His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?", asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?...
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just a story line
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hi , life has a way to make things happen and god is sure doing miracles for the ones who took the special time to show interest in my story i have posted earlier about me seriously needing a liver transplant well your prayers haave been answers on the 23 september i just receive the phone call i was waiting...
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Canada Post, or ???
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Got my new Tech card. All my life in town,25yr@this address,? I wrote this in April.
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morning giggle
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Business Man in 1st Class, to a Sexy Gorgeous Air Hostess,
What is your name?
Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir!
Business Man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz?
Hostess: Yes Sir, very close.
Business Man: How close?
Hostess: Same price.
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morning giggle
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CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN TH...
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morning giggle
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Subject: RE: First Drink With My Son...
I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, when memories
came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Fosters. He didn't like it - so I dra...
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Evening Giggle
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on...
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morning giggle
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for those who think i pick on certain nationalities--here is one from mine Subject: An Irish Family Tradition Seamus had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday...
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morning giggle
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Catholic Hairdryer
In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However,
instructors also advise that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the
truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those
teachings:
Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.
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Spotted this morning
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Followed this car while stuck in traffic this morning. Located north of Sudbury..
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Heating the shop
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I have a 1200 sq.ft. shop as well as a 800 sq.ft. thermal pane green house. I heat each very successfully with a big Maxx 80K BTU suspended heater. I just noticed that TSC have these heaters on special for $600 this week. If you are looking for a way to heat your work space, I highly recommend this unit. ...
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morning giggle
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Ton...
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morning giggle
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Subject: MARITAL MISUNDERSTANDING
MISUNDERSTANDING??
How men and women record things in their diaries.
Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he wa...
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morning giggle
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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. "4 Worms In Church" Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was...
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morning giggle
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A young blonde girl in her late teens,wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman", so started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner ifhe had any odd jobs for her to do....
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A place close to the TGH
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I liked to get some info about renting a room for the wife close to The TGH . The need may happen anytime after the 18 of march.........as soon as they call me for my liver transplant ..............i may need it up to 12 days if things work out and the re no rejection ........ Anyone knows of wh...
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morning giggle
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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Frank & Leonard (GOLFING PARTNERS) !!!
Two 70 something-year-old men had been friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Frank was dying, Leonard visited him every day.
One day Leonard said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started pl...
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morning giggle
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Ghost Joke* A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, the lecturer asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who beli...
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My weekend. One hell of a timesink. Job's done. Back to the '49 hopefully next weekend!!!
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I was planning an illustrious 3 day weekend beating on my old '49 dodge, moving ever forward toward getting it's papers so I can drive the damn thing in Ontario. Wednesday last week my 03 golf blew a heater core. I had my buddy look up book time, about 6+ hours job, looked in the bank, money is there. Shoul...
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RIP Robin Williams
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One of the funniest comics of our time has passed - battling severe depression....quite a shocker! R.I.P.
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morning giggle
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Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afr...
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morning giggle
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IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, T...
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Another giggle --Medical Insurance
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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, i...
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Shortest short story
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A college class was asked to write a short story using as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story had to include the following three themes: ReligionSexualityMystery The following is the only A+ short story in the entire class. "Good God I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?&qu...
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Morning Giggle . LOL
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He met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? He asked. 'It's a moth...
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Where Would You Relocate To In Ontario If Given The Choice
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Just wondering what the masses think out there. I will be moving with Ontario Power Generation (OPG) due to the phasing out of coal fired generation in 2014 and the closing of my beloved Lambton generating station. I have been with OPG for over 25 years and am looking forward to a new adventure with...
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morning giggle
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I laugh every time I hear this. (please read with the appropriate accent in mind) Three nieghbours meet o the street, all car guys. The German guy says "We had a great Christmas. I bought my wife a new Mercedes. She loves it" The English guys says "Well I bought my wife a new Jaguar. Now s...
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Fastchevy:
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If i may i'd just like to say that the member here "FastChevy" is one of the hardest working drag racers every weekend, keeping not only his own car running, but also his familys cars, and always ready to help out others. Definetly a "Hard Core" racer!!
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I think we can all relate (evening haha)
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Jeeze, i'm 34 and this video is right up my alley. Just like the beers and burgers too much I guess! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE
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Looking for a room
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My son and his University roommate are biking from Vancouver to Nova Scotia to raise money to teach kids to swim. They are both lifeguards and the swim school is 30 dollars a child so they felt it was a worthy cause to bike across Canada, They have biked 3000 kms in 30 days and are on their way to Marathon O...
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My weekend.
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I've posted here before that i spend everyweekend with my son at the drag strip, friday to sunday. This past weekend i ran his car,, This is the first time i have been down a dragstrip in,,,, 43 YEARS! Lol The car runs 8.4 in the 8th which converts over to a 13.10 in the quarter. 71 Chevelle, with a mild low c...
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First day at the track with my T-Altered.
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morning giggle
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.......... smile for the day--Amazing Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an ato...
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morning giggle
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Good morning folks, I don't make these up I only share them. Silver is an
amazing horse, read on!
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger! In honor of
the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in thre...
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Storm again
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Anyone here get any damage from the tornado around the Grand Bend area?
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SRT Hellcat Challenger 1/4 Mile 10.8 w/ Drag Radials
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This is something to see !!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28krt9RCFj8&sns=fb
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morning giggle
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Steve Wright Steven Wright is the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said:"I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." Here are some of his gems. 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don...
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If I could do it again :)
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I spent last weekend celebrating the marriage of my neice and visiting my brother. From Aylmer (west,there is two) resulted in a 3.5 hr speed dash,401 to 407 then an up and down short cut west to the 115, then to Duro/ Dummer 3rd line Aspoldel (spelling) and the farm.Not one cop! We left the farm for Pemb...
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The Motor book store?
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Does any one know if The Motor Book Store.com in Florida is open or closed? Or what happened to it!
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Let' see three guys have checked out. Okay bye and sincerely all the best. Some big hoopla about the upcoming "downfall" BUT just for fun and a little check & balance, can I see a show of hands of those that are staying?? No rebuttals please, just a quick "Here!" I'll start....
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James Garner
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Another has passed......Maverick and Rockford Files were a couple of my favorites RIP Jim James Garner, star of 'Maverick' and 'The Rockford Files,' dies at 86 - LA Times__________________
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Medical Exam
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During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says: "Your heart,lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. "No!No! Leave your kni...
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morning giggle
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Where are your Glasses ??I love this one!!!! I would never be able to think of a reply like this one!!! Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. “Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked. Talking about my &qu...
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r.i.p. johnny winter.
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my favourite guitar player, blues legend johnny winter, passed away yesterday. another one of the greats is gone.
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a little life lesson
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THE DEAD COW LECTURE First-year students at the OSU Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is ne...
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