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Selling my house....
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I am selling my house and moving out of Toronto to a place with a big shop. Anyone else escape? Know anyone who wants to buy a house in toronto? lol
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morning giggle
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The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news." The CEO replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first." The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $20 million." The CEO replies enthusiastically: &q...
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Kids and old cars …………...
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Be carefull when you take the kids out for a ride in your old car, they may step in Dog $#@& . It was a great day.
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Fords
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Well we have a Chevies thread why not Ford.
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morning thought
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its a bit lengthy but worth the read and there is an old car element to it. rick Thanks JUST ISN'T ENOUGH. Cemetery Watchman My friend Kevin and I are volunteers at a national cemetery in Oklahoma and put in a few days a month in a 'slightly larger' uniform.Today had been a long, long day and I ju...
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Chevies
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[URL=http://s145.photobucket.com/user/BobW57/media/Jims046.jpg.html][IMG]https://i145.photobucket.co...
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Select Pictures from Reynolds Alberta Museum
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pictures from Calgary's Heritage Village
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I am home from our western trip. I have a lot of pic's from the museum in Heritage Village. Also many from the Reynolds Museum in Wetaskiwin but I have to go through them first. I also have more somewhere from the 08 L A Roadster Show if anyone cars to see them, plus a couple years of Barrette Jackson in Ph...
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I can't get past the hotrod thing.
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Two years ago I joined a hot rod site .I didn't realize it had turned into a regular car site. Not sure what woke me up, the banashments,the 4 door protest when there wasn't a problem in the first place or something else. Anyway I have sat back for the past week and just been a lurker like a lot of the member...
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morning giggle
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my new neighbor..
She's single...
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my kitchen.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked over and up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,
"I just g...
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morning giggle
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UNACCEPTABLE HUMOUR I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfrie...
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Halloween costume
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I'm looking for ideas for a Halloween costume and drawing a blank. I usually come up with something different, and make my own costume... Last year, I made a "Transformer" costume, the year before, I went as "Uncle Jed" from the Beverly Hillbillies, and the wife dressed up as &q...
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Sad state of Affairs
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Or maybe Sign of the times . went to the cemetery to put some fresh flowers on my Mom,s grave ..... all the entrance gates closed an locked , all eggsept for the one by the grounds keepers house , that entrance has security camera,s at it . People driving like 50 mph in 30 mph zones or through neighbor hoods ....
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WTF? Parliament hill!
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I just got a quick news flash about the shooting on parliament hill. As if yesterday's hit and run of a soldier wasn't bad enough. So here I am, heading out to work, in an aerospace manufacturing company (3rd largest in the world) in civil and military aircrafts. You think I might feel targeted a little b...
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These places are disappearing!
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Auction sale in my area last week, didn't go as it was raining. Got this from 2 friends that were there. Old automotive repair garage, owners house contents, all shop equipment, and around 30 vehicles from the 40's, mostly International "K" series trucks, bunch of Flywheel one lunger en...
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morning giggle
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You're An EXTREME Redneck When... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You...
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"And that's when the fight started"...Giggles
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we spli...
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morning giggle
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Fantastic News concerning Pensions and Benefits in Canada. نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقشديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگررفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايهپيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نو...
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Snake an Mongoose Bandito,s
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was at bandito,s last night an they have a movie on shelf on life stories an competition tween the snake an the goose . Probably a cool movie to watch ..77.
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morning giggle
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Subject: FW: The Biker] THE BRIDGE TO HAWAII A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'The biker pulled over and said, 'Bui...
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nighty-night.
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getting everyone bedded down for the winter.however, mister kubota will be on snow removal duty........the other guys don't speak japanese anyway. it sure is pure nirvana having adequate space now for everybody. it'll be even better a coupla' years down the road with insulation and a 4 post lift, i...
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The city of Barrie
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after living here some 22 yrs , I finally decide to pave the lane way . the side towards next property is about 1 ft inside property line , there is a swale there on the property line with a storm drain , basin on our side of the sidewalk out by street. Just because we know our neighbours are a bit special , last...
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Remember ?
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http://objflicks.com/TakeMeBackToTheSixties.htm Much simpler times. Turn up your Audio too!!! -- Edited by JPB on Friday 17th of October 2014 09:02:01 AM
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morning giggle
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A couple of old guys were playing golf when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.. His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?", asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?...
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just a story line
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hi , life has a way to make things happen and god is sure doing miracles for the ones who took the special time to show interest in my story i have posted earlier about me seriously needing a liver transplant well your prayers haave been answers on the 23 september i just receive the phone call i was waiting...
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Canada Post, or ???
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Got my new Tech card. All my life in town,25yr@this address,? I wrote this in April.
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morning giggle
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Business Man in 1st Class, to a Sexy Gorgeous Air Hostess,
What is your name?
Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir!
Business Man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz?
Hostess: Yes Sir, very close.
Business Man: How close?
Hostess: Same price.
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morning giggle
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CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN TH...
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morning giggle
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Subject: RE: First Drink With My Son...
I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, when memories
came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Fosters. He didn't like it - so I dra...
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Evening Giggle
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on...
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morning giggle
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for those who think i pick on certain nationalities--here is one from mine Subject: An Irish Family Tradition Seamus had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday...
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morning giggle
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Catholic Hairdryer
In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However,
instructors also advise that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the
truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those
teachings:
Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.
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Spotted this morning
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Followed this car while stuck in traffic this morning. Located north of Sudbury..
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Heating the shop
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I have a 1200 sq.ft. shop as well as a 800 sq.ft. thermal pane green house. I heat each very successfully with a big Maxx 80K BTU suspended heater. I just noticed that TSC have these heaters on special for $600 this week. If you are looking for a way to heat your work space, I highly recommend this unit. ...
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morning giggle
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Ton...
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morning giggle
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Subject: MARITAL MISUNDERSTANDING
MISUNDERSTANDING??
How men and women record things in their diaries.
Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he wa...
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morning giggle
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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. "4 Worms In Church" Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was...
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morning giggle
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A young blonde girl in her late teens,wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman", so started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner ifhe had any odd jobs for her to do....
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A place close to the TGH
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I liked to get some info about renting a room for the wife close to The TGH . The need may happen anytime after the 18 of march.........as soon as they call me for my liver transplant ..............i may need it up to 12 days if things work out and the re no rejection ........ Anyone knows of wh...
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morning giggle
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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Frank & Leonard (GOLFING PARTNERS) !!!
Two 70 something-year-old men had been friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Frank was dying, Leonard visited him every day.
One day Leonard said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started pl...
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morning giggle
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Ghost Joke* A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, the lecturer asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who beli...
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My weekend. One hell of a timesink. Job's done. Back to the '49 hopefully next weekend!!!
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I was planning an illustrious 3 day weekend beating on my old '49 dodge, moving ever forward toward getting it's papers so I can drive the damn thing in Ontario. Wednesday last week my 03 golf blew a heater core. I had my buddy look up book time, about 6+ hours job, looked in the bank, money is there. Shoul...
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RIP Robin Williams
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One of the funniest comics of our time has passed - battling severe depression....quite a shocker! R.I.P.
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1/2 scale Superbird
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morning giggle
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Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afr...
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morning giggle
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IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, T...
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Another giggle --Medical Insurance
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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, i...
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Shortest short story
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A college class was asked to write a short story using as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story had to include the following three themes: ReligionSexualityMystery The following is the only A+ short story in the entire class. "Good God I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?&qu...
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Morning Giggle . LOL
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He met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? He asked. 'It's a moth...
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Where Would You Relocate To In Ontario If Given The Choice
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Just wondering what the masses think out there. I will be moving with Ontario Power Generation (OPG) due to the phasing out of coal fired generation in 2014 and the closing of my beloved Lambton generating station. I have been with OPG for over 25 years and am looking forward to a new adventure with...
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