Ontario Rodders Lounge

wuga · wuga

http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/ This is the NASA online TV channel and they are currently broadcasting the landing of the Rosetta Stone lander on the surface of the comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, a chunk of ice and dust hurtling to an orbit slinging it around the sun. Touch down is sc...

shag766 · shag766

I'd just come out of the deli with a roast beef sandwich, bag of chips, an ear of corn & a jumbo sausage, all for my lunch. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.' A fat girl served me in McDonalds at lunchtime. S...

RacerRick · RacerRick

I am selling my house and moving out of Toronto to a place with a big shop. Anyone else escape? Know anyone who wants to buy a house in toronto? lol

shag766 · shag766

The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news." The CEO replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first." The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $20 million." The CEO replies enthusiastically: &q...

RWW · RWW

Be carefull when you take the kids out for a ride in your old car, they may step in Dog $#@& . It was a great day.

hotroddonnie · hotroddonnie

Well we have a Chevies thread why not Ford.

shag766 · shag766

its a bit lengthy but worth the read and there is an old car element to it. rick Thanks JUST ISN'T ENOUGH. Cemetery Watchman My friend Kevin and I are volunteers at a national cemetery in Oklahoma and put in a few days a month in a 'slightly larger' uniform.Today had been a long, long day and I ju...

RWW · RWW

[URL=http://s145.photobucket.com/user/BobW57/media/Jims046.jpg.html][IMG]https://i145.photobucket.co...

thirty8 · thirty8

thirty8 · thirty8

I am home from our western trip. I have a lot of pic's from the museum in Heritage Village. Also many from the Reynolds Museum in Wetaskiwin but I have to go through them first. I also have more somewhere from the 08 L A Roadster Show if anyone cars to see them, plus a couple years of Barrette Jackson in Ph...

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Two years ago I joined a hot rod site .I didn't realize it had turned into a regular car site. Not sure what woke me up, the banashments,the 4 door protest when there wasn't a problem in the first place or something else. Anyway I have sat back for the past week and just been a lurker like a lot of the member...

shag766 · shag766

my new neighbor.. She's single... She lives right across the road. I can see her place from my kitchen. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked over and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just g...

shag766 · shag766

UNACCEPTABLE HUMOUR I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfrie...

Gazoo · Gazoo

I'm looking for ideas for a Halloween costume and drawing a blank. I usually come up with something different, and make my own costume... Last year, I made a "Transformer" costume, the year before, I went as "Uncle Jed" from the Beverly Hillbillies, and the wife dressed up as &q...

51 Styline · 77

Or maybe Sign of the times . went to the cemetery to put some fresh flowers on my Mom,s grave ..... all the entrance gates closed an locked , all eggsept for the one by the grounds keepers house , that entrance has security camera,s at it . People driving like 50 mph in 30 mph zones or through neighbor hoods ....

Gazoo · Gazoo

I just got a quick news flash about the shooting on parliament hill. As if yesterday's hit and run of a soldier wasn't bad enough. So here I am, heading out to work, in an aerospace manufacturing company (3rd largest in the world) in civil and military aircrafts. You think I might feel targeted a little b...

sasquatch · sasquatch

Auction sale in my area last week, didn't go as it was raining. Got this from 2 friends that were there. Old automotive repair garage, owners house contents, all shop equipment, and around 30 vehicles from the 40's, mostly International "K" series trucks, bunch of Flywheel one lunger en...

shag766 · shag766

You're An EXTREME Redneck When... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You...

69SS454 · 69SS454

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we spli...

shag766 · shag766

Fantastic News concerning Pensions and Benefits in Canada. نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقشديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگررفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايهپيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نو...

Northernforce · 77

was at bandito,s last night an they have a movie on shelf on life stories an competition tween the snake an the goose . Probably a cool movie to watch ..77.

shag766 · shag766

Subject: FW: The Biker] THE BRIDGE TO HAWAII A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'The biker pulled over and said, 'Bui...

studeshaker · studeshaker

getting everyone bedded down for the winter.however, mister kubota will be on snow removal duty........the other guys don't speak japanese anyway. it sure is pure nirvana having adequate space now for everybody. it'll be even better a coupla' years down the road with insulation and a 4 post lift, i...

77

after living here some 22 yrs , I finally decide to pave the lane way . the side towards next property is about 1 ft inside property line , there is a swale there on the property line with a storm drain , basin on our side of the sidewalk out by street. Just because we know our neighbours are a bit special , last...

JPB · JPB

http://objflicks.com/TakeMeBackToTheSixties.htm Much simpler times. Turn up your Audio too!!! -- Edited by JPB on Friday 17th of October 2014 09:02:01 AM

shag766 · shag766

A couple of old guys were playing golf when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.. His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?", asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?...

Flatduck · Flatduck

hi , life has a way to make things happen and god is sure doing miracles for the ones who took the special time to show interest in my story i have posted earlier about me seriously needing a liver transplant well your prayers haave been answers on the 23 september i just receive the phone call i was waiting...

JPB · JPB

Got my new Tech card. All my life in town,25yr@this address,? I wrote this in April.

shag766 · shag766

Business Man in 1st Class, to a Sexy Gorgeous Air Hostess, What is your name? Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir! Business Man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz? Hostess: Yes Sir, very close. Business Man: How close? Hostess: Same price.

shag766 · shag766

CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN TH...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: RE: First Drink With My Son... I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, when memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Fosters. He didn't like it - so I dra...

69SS454 · 69SS454

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on...

shag766 · shag766

for those who think i pick on certain nationalities--here is one from mine Subject: An Irish Family Tradition Seamus had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday...

shag766 · shag766

Catholic Hairdryer In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advise that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. ...

NorthernRatRodder · NorthernRatRodder

Followed this car while stuck in traffic this morning. Located north of Sudbury..

wuga · wuga

I have a 1200 sq.ft. shop as well as a 800 sq.ft. thermal pane green house. I heat each very successfully with a big Maxx 80K BTU suspended heater. I just noticed that TSC have these heaters on special for $600 this week. If you are looking for a way to heat your work space, I highly recommend this unit. ...

shag766 · shag766

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Ton...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: MARITAL MISUNDERSTANDING MISUNDERSTANDING?? How men and women record things in their diaries. Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he wa...

shag766 · shag766

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. "4 Worms In Church" Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was...

shag766 · shag766

A young blonde girl in her late teens,wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman", so started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner ifhe had any odd jobs for her to do....

Flatduck · Flatduck

I liked to get some info about renting a room for the wife close to The TGH . The need may happen anytime after the 18 of march.........as soon as they call me for my liver transplant ..............i may need it up to 12 days if things work out and the re no rejection ........ Anyone knows of wh...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: Fwd: Fw: Frank & Leonard (GOLFING PARTNERS) !!! Two 70 something-year-old men had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Leonard visited him every day. One day Leonard said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started pl...

shag766 · shag766

Ghost Joke* A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, the lecturer asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who beli...

bmw2002e3 · bmw2002e3

I was planning an illustrious 3 day weekend beating on my old '49 dodge, moving ever forward toward getting it's papers so I can drive the damn thing in Ontario. Wednesday last week my 03 golf blew a heater core. I had my buddy look up book time, about 6+ hours job, looked in the bank, money is there. Shoul...

Fordy Acres Car Farm · Fordy Acres Car Farm

One of the funniest comics of our time has passed - battling severe depression....quite a shocker! R.I.P.

GhostPost · GhostPost

shag766 · shag766

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afr...

shag766 · shag766

IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, T...

MScott · MScott

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, i...

MScott · MScott

A college class was asked to write a short story using as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story had to include the following three themes: ReligionSexualityMystery The following is the only A+ short story in the entire class. "Good God I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?&qu...

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	Hot Rodding at 24000 MPH (Preview) http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/ This is the NASA online TV channel and they are currently broadcasting the landing of the Rosetta Stone lander on the surface of the comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, a chunk of ice and dust hurtling to an orbit slinging it around the sun. Touch down is sc...	wuga	2	729	Nov 19, 2014 by Hog
	morning giggle (Preview) I'd just come out of the deli with a roast beef sandwich, bag of chips, an ear of corn & a jumbo sausage, all for my lunch. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.' A fat girl served me in McDonalds at lunchtime. S...	shag766	0	636	Nov 19, 2014 by shag766
	Selling my house.... (Preview) I am selling my house and moving out of Toronto to a place with a big shop. Anyone else escape? Know anyone who wants to buy a house in toronto? lol	RacerRick	15	1102	Nov 18, 2014 by RacerRick
	morning giggle (Preview) The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news." The CEO replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first." The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $20 million." The CEO replies enthusiastically: &q...	shag766	1	621	Nov 17, 2014 by henry
	Kids and old cars …………... (Preview) Be carefull when you take the kids out for a ride in your old car, they may step in Dog $#@& . It was a great day.	RWW	12	1104	Nov 17, 2014 by hotroddonnie
	Fords (Preview) Well we have a Chevies thread why not Ford.	hotroddonnie	48	2087	Nov 17, 2014 by v8deuce
	morning thought (Preview) its a bit lengthy but worth the read and there is an old car element to it. rick Thanks JUST ISN'T ENOUGH. *Cemetery* *Watchman* My friend Kevin and I are volunteers at a national cemetery in Oklahoma and put in a few days a month in a 'slightly larger' uniform.Today had been a long, long day and I ju...	shag766	4	791	Nov 16, 2014 by v8deuce
	Chevies (Preview) [URL=http://s145.photobucket.com/user/BobW57/media/Jims046.jpg.html][IMG]https://i145.photobucket.co...	RWW	19	1525	Nov 16, 2014 by shag766
	Select Pictures from Reynolds Alberta Museum (Preview)	thirty8	2	910	Nov 11, 2014 by RWW
	pictures from Calgary's Heritage Village (Preview) I am home from our western trip. I have a lot of pic's from the museum in Heritage Village. Also many from the Reynolds Museum in Wetaskiwin but I have to go through them first. I also have more somewhere from the 08 L A Roadster Show if anyone cars to see them, plus a couple years of Barrette Jackson in Ph...	thirty8	11	1467	Nov 11, 2014 by sasquatch
	I can't get past the hotrod thing. (Preview) Two years ago I joined a hot rod site .I didn't realize it had turned into a regular car site. Not sure what woke me up, the banashments,the 4 door protest when there wasn't a problem in the first place or something else. Anyway I have sat back for the past week and just been a lurker like a lot of the member...	flatblack55delivery	44	3635	Nov 9, 2014 by 77
	morning giggle (Preview) my new neighbor.. She's single... She lives right across the road. I can see her place from my kitchen. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked over and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just g...	shag766	1	474	Nov 9, 2014 by studeshaker
	morning giggle (Preview) UNACCEPTABLE HUMOUR I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfrie...	shag766	0	574	Nov 7, 2014 by shag766
	Halloween costume (Preview) I'm looking for ideas for a Halloween costume and drawing a blank. I usually come up with something different, and make my own costume... Last year, I made a "Transformer" costume, the year before, I went as "Uncle Jed" from the Beverly Hillbillies, and the wife dressed up as &q...	Gazoo	21	1750	Nov 2, 2014 by Gazoo
	Sad state of Affairs (Preview) Or maybe Sign of the times . went to the cemetery to put some fresh flowers on my Mom,s grave ..... all the entrance gates closed an locked , all eggsept for the one by the grounds keepers house , that entrance has security camera,s at it . People driving like 50 mph in 30 mph zones or through neighbor hoods ....	77	2	617	Oct 31, 2014 by 51 Styline
	WTF? Parliament hill! (Preview) I just got a quick news flash about the shooting on parliament hill. As if yesterday's hit and run of a soldier wasn't bad enough. So here I am, heading out to work, in an aerospace manufacturing company (3rd largest in the world) in civil and military aircrafts. You think I might feel targeted a little b...	Gazoo	42	1924	Oct 31, 2014 by bmw2002e3
	These places are disappearing! (Preview) Auction sale in my area last week, didn't go as it was raining. Got this from 2 friends that were there. Old automotive repair garage, owners house contents, all shop equipment, and around 30 vehicles from the 40's, mostly International "K" series trucks, bunch of Flywheel one lunger en...	sasquatch	6	1224	Oct 30, 2014 by Ratmotor
	morning giggle (Preview) *You're An EXTREME* *Redneck When...* 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You...	shag766	0	442	Oct 30, 2014 by shag766
	"And that's when the fight started"...Giggles (Preview) My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we spli...	69SS454	1	840	Oct 26, 2014 by sasquatch
	morning giggle (Preview) Fantastic News concerning Pensions and Benefits in Canada. نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقشديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگررفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايهپيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نو...	shag766	3	662	Oct 23, 2014 by hotroddonnie
	Snake an Mongoose Bandito,s (Preview) was at bandito,s last night an they have a movie on shelf on life stories an competition tween the snake an the goose . Probably a cool movie to watch ..77.	77	4	697	Oct 22, 2014 by Northernforce
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: FW: The Biker] THE BRIDGE TO HAWAII A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'The biker pulled over and said, 'Bui...	shag766	2	606	Oct 22, 2014 by Keeper
	nighty-night. (Preview) getting everyone bedded down for the winter.however, mister kubota will be on snow removal duty........the other guys don't speak japanese anyway. it sure is pure nirvana having adequate space now for everybody. it'll be even better a coupla' years down the road with insulation and a 4 post lift, i...	studeshaker	5	1116	Oct 19, 2014 by studeshaker
	The city of Barrie (Preview) after living here some 22 yrs , I finally decide to pave the lane way . the side towards next property is about 1 ft inside property line , there is a swale there on the property line with a storm drain , basin on our side of the sidewalk out by street. Just because we know our neighbours are a bit special , last...	77	9	1173	Oct 18, 2014 by 77
	Remember ? (Preview) http://objflicks.com/TakeMeBackToTheSixties.htm Much simpler times. Turn up your Audio too!!! -- Edited by JPB on Friday 17th of October 2014 09:02:01 AM	JPB	1	610	Oct 17, 2014 by sasquatch
	morning giggle (Preview) A couple of old guys were playing golf when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.. His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?", asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?...	shag766	0	484	Oct 17, 2014 by shag766
	just a story line (Preview) hi , life has a way to make things happen and god is sure doing miracles for the ones who took the special time to show interest in my story i have posted earlier about me seriously needing a liver transplant well your prayers haave been answers on the 23 september i just receive the phone call i was waiting...	Flatduck	21	1271	Oct 13, 2014 by Flatduck
	Canada Post, or ??? (Preview) Got my new Tech card. All my life in town,25yr@this address,? I wrote this in April.	JPB	15	1081	Oct 11, 2014 by sasquatch
	morning giggle (Preview) Business Man in 1st Class, to a Sexy Gorgeous Air Hostess, What is your name? Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir! Business Man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz? Hostess: Yes Sir, very close. Business Man: How close? Hostess: Same price.	shag766	0	627	Oct 6, 2014 by shag766
	morning giggle (Preview) CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN TH...	shag766	1	615	Oct 5, 2014 by studeshaker
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: RE: First Drink With My Son... I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, when memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Fosters. He didn't like it - so I dra...	shag766	2	827	Oct 5, 2014 by shag766
	Evening Giggle (Preview) A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on...	69SS454	6	848	Oct 4, 2014 by Fordy Acres Car Farm
	morning giggle (Preview) for those who think i pick on certain nationalities--here is one from mine Subject: An Irish Family Tradition Seamus had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday...	shag766	2	753	Sep 26, 2014 by el toro
	morning giggle (Preview) Catholic Hairdryer In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advise that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. ...	shag766	1	598	Sep 17, 2014 by sasquatch
	Spotted this morning (Preview) Followed this car while stuck in traffic this morning. Located north of Sudbury..	NorthernRatRodder	6	1135	Sep 14, 2014 by poncho62
	Heating the shop (Preview) I have a 1200 sq.ft. shop as well as a 800 sq.ft. thermal pane green house. I heat each very successfully with a big Maxx 80K BTU suspended heater. I just noticed that TSC have these heaters on special for $600 this week. If you are looking for a way to heat your work space, I highly recommend this unit. ...	wuga	10	1141	Sep 14, 2014 by old school
	morning giggle (Preview) The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Ton...	shag766	2	727	Sep 5, 2014 by Gazoo
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: MARITAL MISUNDERSTANDING MISUNDERSTANDING?? How men and women record things in their diaries. Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he wa...	shag766	3	726	Sep 5, 2014 by Keeper
	morning giggle (Preview) Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. "4 Worms In Church" Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was...	shag766	1	584	Sep 3, 2014 by Keeper
	morning giggle (Preview) A young blonde girl in her late teens,wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman", so started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner ifhe had any odd jobs for her to do....	shag766	3	752	Aug 31, 2014 by henry
	A place close to the TGH (Preview) I liked to get some info about renting a room for the wife close to The TGH . The need may happen anytime after the 18 of march.........as soon as they call me for my liver transplant ..............i may need it up to 12 days if things work out and the re no rejection ........ Anyone knows of wh...	Flatduck	32	1622	Aug 26, 2014 by Flatduck
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: Fwd: Fw: Frank & Leonard (GOLFING PARTNERS) !!! Two 70 something-year-old men had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Leonard visited him every day. One day Leonard said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started pl...	shag766	0	728	Aug 22, 2014 by shag766
	morning giggle (Preview) Ghost Joke* A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, the lecturer asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who beli...	shag766	1	658	Aug 20, 2014 by 54vicky
	My weekend. One hell of a timesink. Job's done. Back to the '49 hopefully next weekend!!! (Preview) I was planning an illustrious 3 day weekend beating on my old '49 dodge, moving ever forward toward getting it's papers so I can drive the damn thing in Ontario. Wednesday last week my 03 golf blew a heater core. I had my buddy look up book time, about 6+ hours job, looked in the bank, money is there. Shoul...	bmw2002e3	23	1318	Aug 18, 2014 by bmw2002e3
	RIP Robin Williams (Preview) One of the funniest comics of our time has passed - battling severe depression....quite a shocker! R.I.P.	Fordy Acres Car Farm	19	1221	Aug 16, 2014 by Fordy Acres Car Farm
	1/2 scale Superbird (Preview)	GhostPost	4	741	Aug 16, 2014 by GhostPost
	morning giggle (Preview) Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afr...	shag766	0	628	Aug 13, 2014 by shag766
	morning giggle (Preview) IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, T...	shag766	1	548	Aug 12, 2014 by Schnitz
	Another giggle --Medical Insurance (Preview) An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, i...	MScott	2	830	Aug 9, 2014 by Beaumont
	Shortest short story (Preview) A college class was asked to write a short story using as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story had to include the following three themes: ReligionSexualityMystery The following is the only A+ short story in the entire class. "Good God I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?&qu...	MScott	3	835	Aug 8, 2014 by 427CARL
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