Ontario Rodders Lounge

shag766 · shag766

my new neighbor.. She's single... She lives right across the road. I can see her place from my kitchen. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked over and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just g...

shag766 · shag766

UNACCEPTABLE HUMOUR I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfrie...

Gazoo · Gazoo

I'm looking for ideas for a Halloween costume and drawing a blank. I usually come up with something different, and make my own costume... Last year, I made a "Transformer" costume, the year before, I went as "Uncle Jed" from the Beverly Hillbillies, and the wife dressed up as &q...

51 Styline · 77

Or maybe Sign of the times . went to the cemetery to put some fresh flowers on my Mom,s grave ..... all the entrance gates closed an locked , all eggsept for the one by the grounds keepers house , that entrance has security camera,s at it . People driving like 50 mph in 30 mph zones or through neighbor hoods ....

Gazoo · Gazoo

I just got a quick news flash about the shooting on parliament hill. As if yesterday's hit and run of a soldier wasn't bad enough. So here I am, heading out to work, in an aerospace manufacturing company (3rd largest in the world) in civil and military aircrafts. You think I might feel targeted a little b...

sasquatch · sasquatch

Auction sale in my area last week, didn't go as it was raining. Got this from 2 friends that were there. Old automotive repair garage, owners house contents, all shop equipment, and around 30 vehicles from the 40's, mostly International "K" series trucks, bunch of Flywheel one lunger en...

shag766 · shag766

You're An EXTREME Redneck When... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You...

69SS454 · 69SS454

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we spli...

shag766 · shag766

Fantastic News concerning Pensions and Benefits in Canada. نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقشديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگررفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايهپيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نو...

Northernforce · 77

was at bandito,s last night an they have a movie on shelf on life stories an competition tween the snake an the goose . Probably a cool movie to watch ..77.

shag766 · shag766

Subject: FW: The Biker] THE BRIDGE TO HAWAII A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'The biker pulled over and said, 'Bui...

studeshaker · studeshaker

getting everyone bedded down for the winter.however, mister kubota will be on snow removal duty........the other guys don't speak japanese anyway. it sure is pure nirvana having adequate space now for everybody. it'll be even better a coupla' years down the road with insulation and a 4 post lift, i...

77

after living here some 22 yrs , I finally decide to pave the lane way . the side towards next property is about 1 ft inside property line , there is a swale there on the property line with a storm drain , basin on our side of the sidewalk out by street. Just because we know our neighbours are a bit special , last...

JPB · JPB

http://objflicks.com/TakeMeBackToTheSixties.htm Much simpler times. Turn up your Audio too!!! -- Edited by JPB on Friday 17th of October 2014 09:02:01 AM

shag766 · shag766

A couple of old guys were playing golf when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.. His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?", asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?...

Flatduck · Flatduck

hi , life has a way to make things happen and god is sure doing miracles for the ones who took the special time to show interest in my story i have posted earlier about me seriously needing a liver transplant well your prayers haave been answers on the 23 september i just receive the phone call i was waiting...

JPB · JPB

Got my new Tech card. All my life in town,25yr@this address,? I wrote this in April.

shag766 · shag766

Business Man in 1st Class, to a Sexy Gorgeous Air Hostess, What is your name? Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir! Business Man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz? Hostess: Yes Sir, very close. Business Man: How close? Hostess: Same price.

shag766 · shag766

CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN TH...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: RE: First Drink With My Son... I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, when memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Fosters. He didn't like it - so I dra...

69SS454 · 69SS454

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on...

shag766 · shag766

for those who think i pick on certain nationalities--here is one from mine Subject: An Irish Family Tradition Seamus had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday...

shag766 · shag766

Catholic Hairdryer In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advise that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. ...

NorthernRatRodder · NorthernRatRodder

Followed this car while stuck in traffic this morning. Located north of Sudbury..

wuga · wuga

I have a 1200 sq.ft. shop as well as a 800 sq.ft. thermal pane green house. I heat each very successfully with a big Maxx 80K BTU suspended heater. I just noticed that TSC have these heaters on special for $600 this week. If you are looking for a way to heat your work space, I highly recommend this unit. ...

shag766 · shag766

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Ton...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: MARITAL MISUNDERSTANDING MISUNDERSTANDING?? How men and women record things in their diaries. Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he wa...

shag766 · shag766

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. "4 Worms In Church" Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was...

shag766 · shag766

A young blonde girl in her late teens,wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman", so started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner ifhe had any odd jobs for her to do....

Flatduck · Flatduck

I liked to get some info about renting a room for the wife close to The TGH . The need may happen anytime after the 18 of march.........as soon as they call me for my liver transplant ..............i may need it up to 12 days if things work out and the re no rejection ........ Anyone knows of wh...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: Fwd: Fw: Frank & Leonard (GOLFING PARTNERS) !!! Two 70 something-year-old men had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Leonard visited him every day. One day Leonard said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started pl...

shag766 · shag766

Ghost Joke* A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, the lecturer asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who beli...

bmw2002e3 · bmw2002e3

I was planning an illustrious 3 day weekend beating on my old '49 dodge, moving ever forward toward getting it's papers so I can drive the damn thing in Ontario. Wednesday last week my 03 golf blew a heater core. I had my buddy look up book time, about 6+ hours job, looked in the bank, money is there. Shoul...

Fordy Acres Car Farm · Fordy Acres Car Farm

One of the funniest comics of our time has passed - battling severe depression....quite a shocker! R.I.P.

GhostPost · GhostPost

shag766 · shag766

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afr...

shag766 · shag766

IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, T...

MScott · MScott

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, i...

MScott · MScott

A college class was asked to write a short story using as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story had to include the following three themes: ReligionSexualityMystery The following is the only A+ short story in the entire class. "Good God I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?&qu...

58Chev · 58Chev

He met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? He asked. 'It's a moth...

Builderrhys · Builderrhys

Just wondering what the masses think out there. I will be moving with Ontario Power Generation (OPG) due to the phasing out of coal fired generation in 2014 and the closing of my beloved Lambton generating station. I have been with OPG for over 25 years and am looking forward to a new adventure with...

GP CUTLASS · GP CUTLASS

I laugh every time I hear this. (please read with the appropriate accent in mind) Three nieghbours meet o the street, all car guys. The German guy says "We had a great Christmas. I bought my wife a new Mercedes. She loves it" The English guys says "Well I bought my wife a new Jaguar. Now s...

sasquatch · sasquatch

If i may i'd just like to say that the member here "FastChevy" is one of the hardest working drag racers every weekend, keeping not only his own car running, but also his familys cars, and always ready to help out others. Definetly a "Hard Core" racer!!

bmw2002e3 · bmw2002e3

Jeeze, i'm 34 and this video is right up my alley. Just like the beers and burgers too much I guess! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE

captainq · captainq

My son and his University roommate are biking from Vancouver to Nova Scotia to raise money to teach kids to swim. They are both lifeguards and the swim school is 30 dollars a child so they felt it was a worthy cause to bike across Canada, They have biked 3000 kms in 30 days and are on their way to Marathon O...

sasquatch · sasquatch

I've posted here before that i spend everyweekend with my son at the drag strip, friday to sunday. This past weekend i ran his car,, This is the first time i have been down a dragstrip in,,,, 43 YEARS! Lol The car runs 8.4 in the 8th which converts over to a 13.10 in the quarter. 71 Chevelle, with a mild low c...

Slammed 35 · Slammed 35

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10204768046629779

shag766 · shag766

.......... smile for the day--Amazing Facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an ato...

shag766 · shag766

Good morning folks, I don't make these up I only share them. Silver is an amazing horse, read on! The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger! In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in thre...

sasquatch · sasquatch

Anyone here get any damage from the tornado around the Grand Bend area?

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	morning giggle (Preview) my new neighbor.. She's single... She lives right across the road. I can see her place from my kitchen. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked over and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just g...	shag766	1	422	Nov 9, 2014 by studeshaker
	morning giggle (Preview) UNACCEPTABLE HUMOUR I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfrie...	shag766	0	497	Nov 7, 2014 by shag766
	Halloween costume (Preview) I'm looking for ideas for a Halloween costume and drawing a blank. I usually come up with something different, and make my own costume... Last year, I made a "Transformer" costume, the year before, I went as "Uncle Jed" from the Beverly Hillbillies, and the wife dressed up as &q...	Gazoo	21	1694	Nov 2, 2014 by Gazoo
	Sad state of Affairs (Preview) Or maybe Sign of the times . went to the cemetery to put some fresh flowers on my Mom,s grave ..... all the entrance gates closed an locked , all eggsept for the one by the grounds keepers house , that entrance has security camera,s at it . People driving like 50 mph in 30 mph zones or through neighbor hoods ....	77	2	561	Oct 31, 2014 by 51 Styline
	WTF? Parliament hill! (Preview) I just got a quick news flash about the shooting on parliament hill. As if yesterday's hit and run of a soldier wasn't bad enough. So here I am, heading out to work, in an aerospace manufacturing company (3rd largest in the world) in civil and military aircrafts. You think I might feel targeted a little b...	Gazoo	42	1861	Oct 31, 2014 by bmw2002e3
	These places are disappearing! (Preview) Auction sale in my area last week, didn't go as it was raining. Got this from 2 friends that were there. Old automotive repair garage, owners house contents, all shop equipment, and around 30 vehicles from the 40's, mostly International "K" series trucks, bunch of Flywheel one lunger en...	sasquatch	6	1165	Oct 30, 2014 by Ratmotor
	morning giggle (Preview) *You're An EXTREME* *Redneck When...* 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You...	shag766	0	389	Oct 30, 2014 by shag766
	"And that's when the fight started"...Giggles (Preview) My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we spli...	69SS454	1	787	Oct 26, 2014 by sasquatch
	morning giggle (Preview) Fantastic News concerning Pensions and Benefits in Canada. نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقشديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگررفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايهپيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نو...	shag766	3	592	Oct 23, 2014 by hotroddonnie
	Snake an Mongoose Bandito,s (Preview) was at bandito,s last night an they have a movie on shelf on life stories an competition tween the snake an the goose . Probably a cool movie to watch ..77.	77	4	644	Oct 22, 2014 by Northernforce
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: FW: The Biker] THE BRIDGE TO HAWAII A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'The biker pulled over and said, 'Bui...	shag766	2	551	Oct 22, 2014 by Keeper
	nighty-night. (Preview) getting everyone bedded down for the winter.however, mister kubota will be on snow removal duty........the other guys don't speak japanese anyway. it sure is pure nirvana having adequate space now for everybody. it'll be even better a coupla' years down the road with insulation and a 4 post lift, i...	studeshaker	5	1060	Oct 19, 2014 by studeshaker
	The city of Barrie (Preview) after living here some 22 yrs , I finally decide to pave the lane way . the side towards next property is about 1 ft inside property line , there is a swale there on the property line with a storm drain , basin on our side of the sidewalk out by street. Just because we know our neighbours are a bit special , last...	77	9	1120	Oct 18, 2014 by 77
	Remember ? (Preview) http://objflicks.com/TakeMeBackToTheSixties.htm Much simpler times. Turn up your Audio too!!! -- Edited by JPB on Friday 17th of October 2014 09:02:01 AM	JPB	1	546	Oct 17, 2014 by sasquatch
	morning giggle (Preview) A couple of old guys were playing golf when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.. His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?", asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?...	shag766	0	414	Oct 17, 2014 by shag766
	just a story line (Preview) hi , life has a way to make things happen and god is sure doing miracles for the ones who took the special time to show interest in my story i have posted earlier about me seriously needing a liver transplant well your prayers haave been answers on the 23 september i just receive the phone call i was waiting...	Flatduck	21	1216	Oct 13, 2014 by Flatduck
	Canada Post, or ??? (Preview) Got my new Tech card. All my life in town,25yr@this address,? I wrote this in April.	JPB	15	1023	Oct 11, 2014 by sasquatch
	morning giggle (Preview) Business Man in 1st Class, to a Sexy Gorgeous Air Hostess, What is your name? Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir! Business Man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz? Hostess: Yes Sir, very close. Business Man: How close? Hostess: Same price.	shag766	0	571	Oct 6, 2014 by shag766
	morning giggle (Preview) CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN TH...	shag766	1	566	Oct 5, 2014 by studeshaker
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: RE: First Drink With My Son... I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, when memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Fosters. He didn't like it - so I dra...	shag766	2	762	Oct 5, 2014 by shag766
	Evening Giggle (Preview) A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on...	69SS454	6	791	Oct 4, 2014 by Fordy Acres Car Farm
	morning giggle (Preview) for those who think i pick on certain nationalities--here is one from mine Subject: An Irish Family Tradition Seamus had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday...	shag766	2	698	Sep 26, 2014 by el toro
	morning giggle (Preview) Catholic Hairdryer In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advise that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. ...	shag766	1	545	Sep 17, 2014 by sasquatch
	Spotted this morning (Preview) Followed this car while stuck in traffic this morning. Located north of Sudbury..	NorthernRatRodder	6	1076	Sep 14, 2014 by poncho62
	Heating the shop (Preview) I have a 1200 sq.ft. shop as well as a 800 sq.ft. thermal pane green house. I heat each very successfully with a big Maxx 80K BTU suspended heater. I just noticed that TSC have these heaters on special for $600 this week. If you are looking for a way to heat your work space, I highly recommend this unit. ...	wuga	10	1072	Sep 14, 2014 by old school
	morning giggle (Preview) The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Ton...	shag766	2	669	Sep 5, 2014 by Gazoo
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: MARITAL MISUNDERSTANDING MISUNDERSTANDING?? How men and women record things in their diaries. Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he wa...	shag766	3	673	Sep 5, 2014 by Keeper
	morning giggle (Preview) Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. "4 Worms In Church" Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was...	shag766	1	528	Sep 3, 2014 by Keeper
	morning giggle (Preview) A young blonde girl in her late teens,wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman", so started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner ifhe had any odd jobs for her to do....	shag766	3	691	Aug 31, 2014 by henry
	A place close to the TGH (Preview) I liked to get some info about renting a room for the wife close to The TGH . The need may happen anytime after the 18 of march.........as soon as they call me for my liver transplant ..............i may need it up to 12 days if things work out and the re no rejection ........ Anyone knows of wh...	Flatduck	32	1563	Aug 26, 2014 by Flatduck
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: Fwd: Fw: Frank & Leonard (GOLFING PARTNERS) !!! Two 70 something-year-old men had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Leonard visited him every day. One day Leonard said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started pl...	shag766	0	679	Aug 22, 2014 by shag766
	morning giggle (Preview) Ghost Joke* A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, the lecturer asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who beli...	shag766	1	600	Aug 20, 2014 by 54vicky
	My weekend. One hell of a timesink. Job's done. Back to the '49 hopefully next weekend!!! (Preview) I was planning an illustrious 3 day weekend beating on my old '49 dodge, moving ever forward toward getting it's papers so I can drive the damn thing in Ontario. Wednesday last week my 03 golf blew a heater core. I had my buddy look up book time, about 6+ hours job, looked in the bank, money is there. Shoul...	bmw2002e3	23	1254	Aug 18, 2014 by bmw2002e3
	RIP Robin Williams (Preview) One of the funniest comics of our time has passed - battling severe depression....quite a shocker! R.I.P.	Fordy Acres Car Farm	19	1169	Aug 16, 2014 by Fordy Acres Car Farm
	1/2 scale Superbird (Preview)	GhostPost	4	683	Aug 16, 2014 by GhostPost
	morning giggle (Preview) Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afr...	shag766	0	577	Aug 13, 2014 by shag766
	morning giggle (Preview) IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, T...	shag766	1	496	Aug 12, 2014 by Schnitz
	Another giggle --Medical Insurance (Preview) An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, i...	MScott	2	778	Aug 9, 2014 by Beaumont
	Shortest short story (Preview) A college class was asked to write a short story using as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story had to include the following three themes: ReligionSexualityMystery The following is the only A+ short story in the entire class. "Good God I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?&qu...	MScott	3	782	Aug 8, 2014 by 427CARL
	Morning Giggle . LOL (Preview) He met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? He asked. 'It's a moth...	58Chev	1	714	Aug 8, 2014 by Flatduck
	Where Would You Relocate To In Ontario If Given The Choice ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Just wondering what the masses think out there. I will be moving with Ontario Power Generation (OPG) due to the phasing out of coal fired generation in 2014 and the closing of my beloved Lambton generating station. I have been with OPG for over 25 years and am looking forward to a new adventure with...	Builderrhys	54	4542	Aug 7, 2014 by Jeff Norwell
	morning giggle (Preview) I laugh every time I hear this. (please read with the appropriate accent in mind) Three nieghbours meet o the street, all car guys. The German guy says "We had a great Christmas. I bought my wife a new Mercedes. She loves it" The English guys says "Well I bought my wife a new Jaguar. Now s...	GP CUTLASS	3	581	Aug 6, 2014 by DavyJ
	Fastchevy: (Preview) If i may i'd just like to say that the member here "FastChevy" is one of the hardest working drag racers every weekend, keeping not only his own car running, but also his familys cars, and always ready to help out others. Definetly a "Hard Core" racer!!	sasquatch	3	892	Aug 5, 2014 by chevyboy
	I think we can all relate (evening haha) (Preview) Jeeze, i'm 34 and this video is right up my alley. Just like the beers and burgers too much I guess! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE	bmw2002e3	5	728	Aug 5, 2014 by Fordy Acres Car Farm
	Looking for a room (Preview) My son and his University roommate are biking from Vancouver to Nova Scotia to raise money to teach kids to swim. They are both lifeguards and the swim school is 30 dollars a child so they felt it was a worthy cause to bike across Canada, They have biked 3000 kms in 30 days and are on their way to Marathon O...	captainq	5	823	Aug 3, 2014 by captainq
	My weekend. (Preview) I've posted here before that i spend everyweekend with my son at the drag strip, friday to sunday. This past weekend i ran his car,, This is the first time i have been down a dragstrip in,,,, 43 YEARS! Lol The car runs 8.4 in the 8th which converts over to a 13.10 in the quarter. 71 Chevelle, with a mild low c...	sasquatch	23	1288	Aug 1, 2014 by Hog
	First day at the track with my T-Altered. (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10204768046629779	Slammed 35	20	1351	Aug 1, 2014 by shag766
	morning giggle (Preview) .......... smile for the day--Amazing Facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an ato...	shag766	0	660	Aug 1, 2014 by shag766
	morning giggle (Preview) Good morning folks, I don't make these up I only share them. Silver is an amazing horse, read on! The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger! In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in thre...	shag766	0	685	Jul 30, 2014 by shag766
	Storm again (Preview) Anyone here get any damage from the tornado around the Grand Bend area?	sasquatch	5	599	Jul 29, 2014 by 427CARL
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