Ontario Rodders Lounge

MScott · MScott

Most of our generation 50+ was HOME SCHOOLED in so many ways. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. M...

iron horse · iron horse

True Friendship Among Golfing Buddies This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade. "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishe...

Torquewar · Torquewar

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152589482924952

JPB · JPB

This disease burdens a fellow Ontario Rodders member.Please sit through the two adds then Fast FWD to 13 min 30 sec and watch http://london.ctvnews.ca/video?binId=1.1137524

Fordy Acres Car Farm · Fordy Acres Car Farm

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the o...

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/online/toyota_aygo_crazy

GhostPost · GhostPost

-- Edited by GhostPost on Sunday 1st of March 2015 07:34:43 AM

JPB · JPB

Any info greatly appreciated. His nephew is a good friend of mine. John

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Well were at it again . Tonight at 6pm Cobourg mall bowling alley. Every one welcome to support, heckle , sponsor, or trash talk our athletic abilities, should be fun as its been a good time the last couple of years we've done it . Ed

canucktruck · canucktruck

Fifty Sheds Of Grey Now for the Boys ! The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women – and baffled blokes. Now, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.The book's author Colin Grey recounts his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts... Fifty Sh...

jarvis1 · jarvis1

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/4900972684.html

Torquewar · Torquewar

http://bangshift.com/bangshift1320/1949-cadillac-standard-world-comes-sleepe

GMDad · GMDad

After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down".They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving...

Jerry · Jerry

Just received my insurance application for the monte from Crosslands, they apparently have a new carrier, Echelon General Insurance. They demand payment by credit card or debit card only and you have to give them your card number, this gives them direct access to either your credit or your bank acc...

iron horse · iron horse

I don't know if any of you golf, but........... Three Old Golfers Three golfers are walking down the fairway...... "Sixty is the worst age to be, said the sixty year old, you always feel like you have to pee and most of the time nothing happens" "Ah, that's nothing said the seventy y...

shag766 · shag766

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Col...

RWW · RWW

"Hello?""Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But Honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.""Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy...

flatduck · flatduck

just some pic it took nothing like your big super resto shop down south but probably the only one around my area that sells some pretty nice cars If you want to look???? -- Edited by flatduck on Tuesday 17th of February 2015 04:32:31 PM

2drpost · 2drpost

got word he passed yesterday feb 14th RIP

South Shore · South Shore

On Saturday I needed to buy some lock deicer, so I went to one of the largest tire and auto parts stores in town. I strolled through the store and up to the auto parts counter. There stood a young kid.I asked him where they kept the lock deicer.He replied with a blank look on his face "what is lock deice...

Rustynuts · Rustynuts

I have almost 40 old style 48" fluorescent ceiling fixtures with the old ballasts in both my garage and factory. I do not want to spend hundreds of $$$$ to buy new electronic ballasts nor do I want to buy new fixtures. So I was thinking about removing the tubes and ballasts and then buy some white pla...

knotsobrite · knotsobrite

One day an old man goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon laying it on the counter. He asks the pharmacist, “Could you taste this for me, please”. Being a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along, taking the spoon with a tiny dab of the liquid, puts it i...

58Chev · 58Chev

Virus Alert !!! The company I work for has just been hit by a virus that arrives in email with the title "Your Document" There is an attachment "doc17823_pdf.zip" It hit several computers here and our head office in Montreal. Randomly grabs email addresses from Exchange S...

RWW · RWW

The Tooth Brush Salesman The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales appro...

South Shore · South Shore

Remember 6 years ago when the economy went for a severe downturn the price of crude oil went down to $53 a barrel. At that time we were paying about $2.25 a liter for a liter for regular motor oil. Over the next few years as the economy picked up the price of a barrel of crude oil peaked at $170 a barrel. Like...

58Chev · 58Chev

I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3.. River Ravi flows in which stat...

GMDad · GMDad

BulletinToronto Hydro is warning customers of the rotating winter power blackouts that are expected to occur on: Saturday, Jan 31, 2015Saturday, Feb7, 2015Monday, Feb10, 2015Monday, Feb17, 2015 Saturday, Feb 14, 2015 Saturday, Feb 21, 2015 This is a province wide alert. The lack of power seem...

GMDad · GMDad

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations...

iron horse · iron horse

I thought some of you fellas would find this interesting. Enjoy!

GMDad · GMDad

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about ph...

flatduck · flatduck

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

sasquatch · sasquatch

Just found out Barrie Speedway is sold and will be closed up.!

shag766 · shag766

Subject: Scottish Style A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a nice-looking prostitute.He asks her, 'How much dae ye charrrge forrrr an hourrr?''£100,' she replies.So he asks, 'Okay, dae yee dae it Scottish style?'She says 'No!'He then asks her, 'I'll gie you £2...

Torquewar · Torquewar

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=758911284119042

GhostPost · GhostPost

Wes Killins, former owner of Adelaide Collision. A Londoner, Brantford Piston Pusher, belonged to Londons Street Rods etc. Wes was a former employer of mine, a true gear head in every sense of the word. Always a smile on his face. His son and I have been friends for 25+ years. His recent builds were a 34 F...

shag766 · shag766

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, ...

Smokin Joe · Smokin Joe

I had a set of crown and pinion helical gear gears cut in Troy Mic. last year. I hear there is a shop in the Cambridge area that can cut them. Does anyone have there name? I know of Oshawa Gear but they just farm out most of the work to the shop I am looking for and Oshawa just raised their price 33% this year...

Windsor Area Members · Moobster

Hi Guys I'm thinking of coming to Windsor for the Chrysler Shutdown. I'm looking for a room to rent for 2-3 months. I will be working 7-10's My motorhome is in storage till late April, so if I come to this shutdown, I will need to rent a place. It don't have to be fancy, just need a place to grab a shower and cra...

shag766 · shag766

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realise they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.Rear toilet? He suggests.Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.He waits five minutes, then goes and sl...

flatduck · flatduck

surprising or i should say it don t surprise me ? that i look at nearly 12 page and i found only not even a hand full of member from north .....no wonder i feel like moving

shag766 · shag766

Where ya from, Fred.....An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

I was just on the MSN page and saw an ad for Owens Salvage in Wellington Texas. Their photo page shows quite a selection of late 20s to mid 70s cars. Might be of interest to some fellow rodders.

bluechev · bluechev

not a real hot rod event, but the competitors do have some wiggle room on design. If anyone is interested it is streaming live on IMSA.com

TIME TRAVELLER · TIME TRAVELLER

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. So, you will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest asked, "I've always w...

henrys57wagon · henrys57wagon

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/object-found-in-forest-may-be-second-world-war-era-japanese-balloon-bomb/article21065545/

Rustynuts · Rustynuts

http://www.torontosun.com/2015/01/14/carbon-tax-a-sure-thing-in-k...

wuga · wuga

An insurance company picked 16 vehicles at different car shows across Ontario to be in this tournament. You have to be on Facebook to vote. There probably aren't many guys on here that are on Facebook, but maybe the Ladies, friends or children might be. You can vote as many times as you want. Go to www.vi...

shag766 · shag766

Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down and check on the swimming hole,...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: Thinking about a flu shot? Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice,The church organist,Was in her eightiesAnd had never been married. She was admired for hersweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastorcame to call on her and she showed him into her quaintsitting ro...

shag766 · shag766

A Newfoundlander living in Toronto decided to visit the Scarborough zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age. The trainer had the elephant look at a small boy. The elephant stamped its foot 9 times. "Is...

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	Most of our generation 50+ was HOME SCHOOLED (Preview) Most of our generation 50+ was HOME SCHOOLED in so many ways. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. M...	MScott	1	1118	Mar 10, 2015 by flatblack55delivery
	giggle (Preview) True Friendship Among Golfing Buddies This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade. "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishe...	iron horse	5	1106	Mar 7, 2015 by Ninop69
	Insanity (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152589482924952	Torquewar	2	905	Mar 5, 2015 by hotroddonnie
	Watch- Cluster Head Aches (Preview) This disease burdens a fellow Ontario Rodders member.Please sit through the two adds then Fast FWD to 13 min 30 sec and watch http://london.ctvnews.ca/video?binId=1.1137524	JPB	16	1793	Mar 4, 2015 by GhostPost
	Mid- Week Funny (Preview) A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the o...	Fordy Acres Car Farm	1	1064	Mar 3, 2015 by Smokin Joe
	Funny commercial (Preview) http://adsoftheworld.com/media/online/toyota_aygo_crazy	flatblack55delivery	1	774	Mar 3, 2015 by shag766
	Sleeper (Preview) -- Edited by GhostPost on Sunday 1st of March 2015 07:34:43 AM	GhostPost	2	1701	Mar 1, 2015 by studeshaker
	Remember? (Preview) Any info greatly appreciated. His nephew is a good friend of mine. John	JPB	9	1479	Feb 28, 2015 by JPB
	Ratlers Bowling for Big Brothers (Preview) Well were at it again . Tonight at 6pm Cobourg mall bowling alley. Every one welcome to support, heckle , sponsor, or trash talk our athletic abilities, should be fun as its been a good time the last couple of years we've done it . Ed	flatblack55delivery	1	669	Feb 28, 2015 by Redneck Rydes
	50 shades of grey for the guys (Preview) Fifty Sheds Of Grey Now for the Boys ! The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women – and baffled blokes. Now, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.The book's author Colin Grey recounts his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts... Fifty Sh...	canucktruck	6	1170	Feb 22, 2015 by GhostPost
	A funny ad... (Preview) http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/4900972684.html	jarvis1	3	1124	Feb 22, 2015 by toomuchjunk
	Sleeper (Preview) http://bangshift.com/bangshift1320/1949-cadillac-standard-world-comes-sleepe	Torquewar	7	1160	Feb 22, 2015 by DJD
	Old age giggle (Preview) After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down".They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving...	GMDad	2	905	Feb 21, 2015 by 427CARL
	Classic Car Insurance (Preview) Just received my insurance application for the monte from Crosslands, they apparently have a new carrier, Echelon General Insurance. They demand payment by credit card or debit card only and you have to give them your card number, this gives them direct access to either your credit or your bank acc...	Jerry	12	1426	Feb 20, 2015 by dualquadpete
	Giggle (Preview) I don't know if any of you golf, but........... Three Old Golfers Three golfers are walking down the fairway...... "Sixty is the worst age to be, said the sixty year old, you always feel like you have to pee and most of the time nothing happens" "Ah, that's nothing said the seventy y...	iron horse	0	869	Feb 19, 2015 by iron horse
	morning giggle (Preview) Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Col...	shag766	4	1075	Feb 19, 2015 by 427CARL
	Daddy phoned home ............... (Preview) "Hello?""Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But Honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.""Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy...	RWW	6	1107	Feb 18, 2015 by sasquatch
	cars that are out of my budget (Preview) just some pic it took nothing like your big super resto shop down south but probably the only one around my area that sells some pretty nice cars If you want to look???? -- Edited by flatduck on Tuesday 17th of February 2015 04:32:31 PM	flatduck	9	1118	Feb 17, 2015 by invision
	sandy elliot passes (Preview) got word he passed yesterday feb 14th RIP	2drpost	6	1129	Feb 17, 2015 by sasquatch
	Has This Ever Happened To You? (Preview) On Saturday I needed to buy some lock deicer, so I went to one of the largest tire and auto parts stores in town. I strolled through the store and up to the auto parts counter. There stood a young kid.I asked him where they kept the lock deicer.He replied with a blank look on his face "what is lock deice...	South Shore	29	1636	Feb 16, 2015 by 427CARL
	So here's the deal.......... (Preview) I have almost 40 old style 48" fluorescent ceiling fixtures with the old ballasts in both my garage and factory. I do not want to spend hundreds of $$$$ to buy new electronic ballasts nor do I want to buy new fixtures. So I was thinking about removing the tubes and ballasts and then buy some white pla...	Rustynuts	15	1282	Feb 15, 2015 by Rustynuts
	giggle (Preview) One day an old man goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon laying it on the counter. He asks the pharmacist, “Could you taste this for me, please”. Being a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along, taking the spoon with a tiny dab of the liquid, puts it i...	knotsobrite	8	1272	Feb 13, 2015 by henry
	HEADS UP (Preview) Virus Alert !!! The company I work for has just been hit by a virus that arrives in email with the title "Your Document" There is an attachment "doc17823_pdf.zip" It hit several computers here and our head office in Montreal. Randomly grabs email addresses from Exchange S...	58Chev	1	871	Feb 12, 2015 by pint and a pound
	Giggle ...... The Tooth Brush Salesman (Preview) The Tooth Brush Salesman The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales appro...	RWW	3	1045	Feb 7, 2015 by entourageguy
	The Price of OIL (Preview) Remember 6 years ago when the economy went for a severe downturn the price of crude oil went down to $53 a barrel. At that time we were paying about $2.25 a liter for a liter for regular motor oil. Over the next few years as the economy picked up the price of a barrel of crude oil peaked at $170 a barrel. Like...	South Shore	9	1279	Feb 5, 2015 by 77
	STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM (Preview) I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3.. River Ravi flows in which stat...	58Chev	1	1019	Feb 5, 2015 by Ninop69
	And yet another (Preview) BulletinToronto Hydro is warning customers of the rotating winter power blackouts that are expected to occur on: Saturday, Jan 31, 2015Saturday, Feb7, 2015Monday, Feb10, 2015Monday, Feb17, 2015 Saturday, Feb 14, 2015 Saturday, Feb 21, 2015 This is a province wide alert. The lack of power seem...	GMDad	0	719	Feb 5, 2015 by GMDad
	Another smile (Preview) A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations...	GMDad	0	620	Feb 4, 2015 by GMDad
	Old Filling Stations (Preview) I thought some of you fellas would find this interesting. Enjoy!	iron horse	19	1729	Feb 4, 2015 by RWW
	Morning smile (Preview) A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about ph...	GMDad	11	1083	Feb 4, 2015 by henry
	people to chat (Preview) ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????	flatduck	23	1469	Feb 3, 2015 by studeshaker
	Barrie is DONE!! (Preview) Just found out Barrie Speedway is sold and will be closed up.!	sasquatch	31	2213	Feb 2, 2015 by dualquadpete
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: Scottish Style A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a nice-looking prostitute.He asks her, 'How much dae ye charrrge forrrr an hourrr?''£100,' she replies.So he asks, 'Okay, dae yee dae it Scottish style?'She says 'No!'He then asks her, 'I'll gie you £2...	shag766	1	738	Feb 1, 2015 by Ninop69
	Welding table?? (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=758911284119042	Torquewar	3	862	Feb 1, 2015 by tc
	Wes Killins. RIP (Preview) Wes Killins, former owner of Adelaide Collision. A Londoner, Brantford Piston Pusher, belonged to Londons Street Rods etc. Wes was a former employer of mine, a true gear head in every sense of the word. Always a smile on his face. His son and I have been friends for 25+ years. His recent builds were a 34 F...	GhostPost	3	1099	Feb 1, 2015 by 427CARL
	morning giggle (Preview) A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, ...	shag766	1	573	Jan 30, 2015 by Ninop69
	helical gears (Preview) I had a set of crown and pinion helical gear gears cut in Troy Mic. last year. I hear there is a shop in the Cambridge area that can cut them. Does anyone have there name? I know of Oshawa Gear but they just farm out most of the work to the shop I am looking for and Oshawa just raised their price 33% this year...	Smokin Joe	11	1150	Jan 30, 2015 by Dick Kirkpatrick
	Windsor Area Members (Preview) Hi Guys I'm thinking of coming to Windsor for the Chrysler Shutdown. I'm looking for a room to rent for 2-3 months. I will be working 7-10's My motorhome is in storage till late April, so if I come to this shutdown, I will need to rent a place. It don't have to be fancy, just need a place to grab a shower and cra...	Moobster	8	1064	Jan 30, 2015 by Moobster
	morning giggle (Preview) A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realise they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.Rear toilet? He suggests.Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.He waits five minutes, then goes and sl...	shag766	2	674	Jan 27, 2015 by DJD
	northern ontario ? (Preview) surprising or i should say it don t surprise me ? that i look at nearly 12 page and i found only not even a hand full of member from north .....no wonder i feel like moving	flatduck	28	1484	Jan 26, 2015 by sasquatch
	morning giggle (Preview) Where ya from, Fred.....An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get...	shag766	0	568	Jan 26, 2015 by shag766
	Auto Wreckers Site. (Preview) I was just on the MSN page and saw an ad for Owens Salvage in Wellington Texas. Their photo page shows quite a selection of late 20s to mid 70s cars. Might be of interest to some fellow rodders.	51 Styline	2	940	Jan 25, 2015 by hotroddonnie
	24 Hours of Daytona (Preview) not a real hot rod event, but the competitors do have some wiggle room on design. If anyone is interested it is streaming live on IMSA.com	bluechev	3	614	Jan 24, 2015 by Offset
	SATURDAY MORNING GIGGLE (Preview) Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. So, you will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest asked, "I've always w...	TIME TRAVELLER	0	788	Jan 24, 2015 by TIME TRAVELLER
	japanese balloon bomb in BC (Preview) http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/object-found-in-forest-may-be-second-world-war-era-japanese-balloon-bomb/article21065545/	henrys57wagon	12	1433	Jan 23, 2015 by henry
	gas taxes...WTF! (Preview) http://www.torontosun.com/2015/01/14/carbon-tax-a-sure-thing-in-k...	Rustynuts	20	1426	Jan 22, 2015 by dualquadpete
	On line car show, peoples choice (Preview) An insurance company picked 16 vehicles at different car shows across Ontario to be in this tournament. You have to be on Facebook to vote. There probably aren't many guys on here that are on Facebook, but maybe the Ladies, friends or children might be. You can vote as many times as you want. Go to www.vi...	wuga	21	1892	Jan 19, 2015 by TIREDIRN
	morning giggle (Preview) Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down and check on the swimming hole,...	shag766	2	667	Jan 19, 2015 by henry
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: Thinking about a flu shot? Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice,The church organist,Was in her eightiesAnd had never been married. She was admired for hersweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastorcame to call on her and she showed him into her quaintsitting ro...	shag766	1	658	Jan 16, 2015 by jarvis1
	morning giggle (Preview) A Newfoundlander living in Toronto decided to visit the Scarborough zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age. The trainer had the elephant look at a small boy. The elephant stamped its foot 9 times. "Is...	shag766	0	688	Jan 12, 2015 by shag766
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