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Has This Ever Happened To You?
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On Saturday I needed to buy some lock deicer, so I went to one of the largest tire and auto parts stores in town. I strolled through the store and up to the auto parts counter. There stood a young kid.I asked him where they kept the lock deicer.He replied with a blank look on his face "what is lock deice...
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So here's the deal..........
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I have almost 40 old style 48" fluorescent ceiling fixtures with the old ballasts in both my garage and factory. I do not want to spend hundreds of $$$$ to buy new electronic ballasts nor do I want to buy new fixtures. So I was thinking about removing the tubes and ballasts and then buy some white pla...
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giggle
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One day an old man goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon laying it on the counter. He asks the pharmacist, “Could you taste this for me, please”. Being a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along, taking the spoon with a tiny dab of the liquid, puts it i...
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knotsobrite
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HEADS UP
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Virus Alert !!! The company I work for has just been hit by a virus that arrives in email with the title "Your Document" There is an attachment "doc17823_pdf.zip" It hit several computers here and our head office in Montreal. Randomly grabs email addresses from Exchange S...
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Giggle ...... The Tooth Brush Salesman
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The Tooth Brush Salesman The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales appro...
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RWW
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The Price of OIL
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Remember 6 years ago when the economy went for a severe downturn the price of crude oil went down to $53 a barrel. At that time we were paying about $2.25 a liter for a liter for regular motor oil. Over the next few years as the economy picked up the price of a barrel of crude oil peaked at $170 a barrel. Like...
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South Shore
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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
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I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3.. River Ravi flows in which stat...
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And yet another
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BulletinToronto Hydro is warning customers of the rotating winter power blackouts that are expected to occur on: Saturday, Jan 31, 2015Saturday, Feb7, 2015Monday, Feb10, 2015Monday, Feb17, 2015 Saturday, Feb 14, 2015 Saturday, Feb 21, 2015 This is a province wide alert. The lack of power seem...
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GMDad
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Another smile
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A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations...
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GMDad
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Old Filling Stations
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I thought some of you fellas would find this interesting. Enjoy!
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iron horse
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Morning smile
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A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about ph...
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GMDad
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people to chat
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flatduck
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Barrie is DONE!!
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Just found out Barrie Speedway is sold and will be closed up.!
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sasquatch
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morning giggle
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Subject: Scottish Style A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a nice-looking prostitute.He asks her, 'How much dae ye charrrge forrrr an hourrr?''£100,' she replies.So he asks, 'Okay, dae yee dae it Scottish style?'She says 'No!'He then asks her, 'I'll gie you £2...
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shag766
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Welding table??
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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=758911284119042
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Torquewar
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Wes Killins. RIP
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Wes Killins, former owner of Adelaide Collision. A Londoner, Brantford Piston Pusher, belonged to Londons Street Rods etc. Wes was a former employer of mine, a true gear head in every sense of the word. Always a smile on his face. His son and I have been friends for 25+ years. His recent builds were a 34 F...
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GhostPost
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morning giggle
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A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, ...
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shag766
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helical gears
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I had a set of crown and pinion helical gear gears cut in Troy Mic. last year. I hear there is a shop in the Cambridge area that can cut them. Does anyone have there name? I know of Oshawa Gear but they just farm out most of the work to the shop I am looking for and Oshawa just raised their price 33% this year...
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Smokin Joe
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Windsor Area Members
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Hi Guys I'm thinking of coming to Windsor for the Chrysler Shutdown. I'm looking for a room to rent for 2-3 months. I will be working 7-10's My motorhome is in storage till late April, so if I come to this shutdown, I will need to rent a place. It don't have to be fancy, just need a place to grab a shower and cra...
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Moobster
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morning giggle
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A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realise they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.Rear toilet? He suggests.Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.He waits five minutes, then goes and sl...
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shag766
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northern ontario ?
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surprising or i should say it don t surprise me ? that i look at nearly 12 page and i found only not even a hand full of member from north .....no wonder i feel like moving
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flatduck
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morning giggle
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Where ya from, Fred.....An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get...
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shag766
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Auto Wreckers Site.
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I was just on the MSN page and saw an ad for Owens Salvage in Wellington Texas. Their photo page shows quite a selection of late 20s to mid 70s cars. Might be of interest to some fellow rodders.
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51 Styline
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24 Hours of Daytona
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not a real hot rod event, but the competitors do have some wiggle room on design. If anyone is interested it is streaming live on IMSA.com
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bluechev
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SATURDAY MORNING GIGGLE
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Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. So, you will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest asked, "I've always w...
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TIME TRAVELLER
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japanese balloon bomb in BC
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/object-found-in-forest-may-be-second-world-war-era-japanese-balloon-bomb/article21065545/
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gas taxes...WTF!
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http://www.torontosun.com/2015/01/14/carbon-tax-a-sure-thing-in-k...
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Rustynuts
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On line car show, peoples choice
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An insurance company picked 16 vehicles at different car shows across Ontario to be in this tournament. You have to be on Facebook to vote. There probably aren't many guys on here that are on Facebook, but maybe the Ladies, friends or children might be. You can vote as many times as you want. Go to www.vi...
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wuga
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morning giggle
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Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down and check on the swimming hole,...
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shag766
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morning giggle
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Subject: Thinking about a flu shot? Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice,The church organist,Was in her eightiesAnd had never been married. She was admired for hersweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastorcame to call on her and she showed him into her quaintsitting ro...
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shag766
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morning giggle
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A Newfoundlander living in Toronto decided to visit the Scarborough zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age. The trainer had the elephant look at a small boy. The elephant stamped its foot 9 times. "Is...
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shag766
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morning giggle
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Subject: Five Very Basic Facts A wise person once said. 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks -...
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shag766
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CANADA POST WTF?
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Fellow member buys one of my items in classified section,he lives in London . The guy at our PO said "2 days" he will get it. Send tracking number to member. I get an e mail this am. It is in MISSISAUGA ! Why would it not go to London to be sorted? What a @#$k up.
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JPB
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Junior Hockey
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Just want to say congratulations to those young Canadians for an incredible effort throughout the World Juniors and bringing home the gold. Canada was well represented from coast to coast. That game tonight against Russia was one of the most exciting games I've seen. I'm sure many on here have...
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wuga
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How a Top Fuel Dragster works ………….
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Good video that gives some insight ………….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VF0JwxQqcA -- Edited by RWW on Tuesday 6th of January 2015 04:28:19 PM
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RWW
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morning giggle
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Eugene, a furniture dealer from St. John's Newfoundland, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home.To celebrate...
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shag766
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morning giggle
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.She left a note for her milkman to leave 25O Litres of milk.When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be aMistake, and thought that she probably meant 2.5 LitresSo he knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the door an...
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shag766
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AND YOU THOUGHT SLIVERS HURT!
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Anyone need T-Bird parts? http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/arthur-lampitt-has-car-part-lodged-in-arm-removed-51-years-later-1.2888121
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TIME TRAVELLER
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morning giggle
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Subject: FW: Little LARRY the new JohnnyHappy New Year !!!!!! A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stu...
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shag766
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Awesome Member Alert
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Just want to put it out there that Slim is a great guy. First he gave me an alternator, four snow tires, a coil and leaf spring mount for my ranger project for free, and now I bought the rest of the truck and he gave me a basically brand new motor and a transmission for nothing. Hes a great guy to talk to, and h...
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66-67-88Chevy
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Happy New Year
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ZBTqayb1U
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Iwannagofast
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Jeff Foxworthy on Canadians
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Forget Rednecks. Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians, during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor : If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canad...
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poncho62
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ministry and ontario colleges of trades who do they answer to
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has any one had any issues with the ontario colleges of trades or ministry reps? who do they answer to and how does one file a complaint?
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mike
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Once apon a wheel ……… Video
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On the road with Don and Tom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dKWgw0oLEA
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RWW
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Dragsters
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http://www.georgeklass.net/dragsters.html A friend sent me this link ,enjoy,
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JPB
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Happy Festivus
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hmmm....wonder how many here know what I am talking about?
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Rustynuts
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dumb name.
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the festive ride program. okay, it's a ride program - just what the hell is so festive about it ??? one cop asked me when i had my last drink, i told him daytona 500 in 2010. the guy looked at me like i was nuts - hey pal, all i did was answer your question. sheesh, cowboys.
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studeshaker
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big day today!!!!
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made our LAST mortgage payment..........so the RBC can stick it were the sun doesn't shine...
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Rustynuts
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Any railroaders out there?
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Hi Ontario, I was wondering if there are any railroad workers out there? I am currently a Nurse and was thinking about taking the Freight Conductors course up at Confederation College in Thunder Bay. It costs $10,000 for the 7 week course. I really enjoy nursing, but the preponderance of Part-tim...
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Hog
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Ontario/Alberta Translation Guide
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poncho62
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