Ontario Rodders Lounge

dualquadpete · 77

hey all . yea its kinda off topic . I live between two loopy neighbours and am planning on moving my one holer garage down into back yard , and building a 2 car in its place . assuming that I have done a bit of research , re zoning by laws etc , lets skip the basic,s . has any one used any of the myriad of places out...

shag766 · shag766

went to write my air endorsement for my license thursday at the mto office in belleville and i notice 2 driving school cars parked out front in the spots reserved for tests from scarborough. humph! it wasn't very busy and inside were six visible minority people in one corner of the room. i asked the l...

FALLSGUY1955 · FALLSGUY1955

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Per...

69Mustang · 69Mustang

Hi, I just wanted to let anyone who goes to the cruise ins in Brockville know that they are going to be at the Canadian Tire on Parkdale now and not at A&W. They start on June 2nd. There will be door prizes and 50/50 draws each week as well as monthly prizes. All proceeds go to a local charity at the end of...

427CARL · 427CARL

Police Work at its BestTwo policemen call the police station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" &qu...

Fordy Acres Car Farm · Fordy Acres Car Farm

Subject: BEST VIDEO OF THE YEAR.... amazing! Things that people do that defy death and some are just plain crazy !! This video is considered one of the best of the year.It has been edited by Luc Bergeron with the support of a team Who reviewed 243 videos and worked for 124 hours to compile it. ...

iron horse · iron horse

I did not know this.......... When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice i...

RWW · RWW

http://www.hotrod.com/news/1502-big-daddy-don-garlits-is-getting-married-and-you-can-go-to-the-wedding/

RWW · RWW

.. -- Edited by RWW on Saturday 23rd of May 2015 01:08:34 PM

RWW · RWW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0xVHPiKRec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHxShGr45tw

JPB · JPB

By Darwin Kent

MScott · MScott

Most of our generation 50+ was HOME SCHOOLED in so many ways. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. M...

iron horse · iron horse

True Friendship Among Golfing Buddies This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade. "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishe...

Torquewar · Torquewar

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152589482924952

JPB · JPB

This disease burdens a fellow Ontario Rodders member.Please sit through the two adds then Fast FWD to 13 min 30 sec and watch http://london.ctvnews.ca/video?binId=1.1137524

Fordy Acres Car Farm · Fordy Acres Car Farm

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the o...

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/online/toyota_aygo_crazy

GhostPost · GhostPost

-- Edited by GhostPost on Sunday 1st of March 2015 07:34:43 AM

JPB · JPB

Any info greatly appreciated. His nephew is a good friend of mine. John

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Well were at it again . Tonight at 6pm Cobourg mall bowling alley. Every one welcome to support, heckle , sponsor, or trash talk our athletic abilities, should be fun as its been a good time the last couple of years we've done it . Ed

canucktruck · canucktruck

Fifty Sheds Of Grey Now for the Boys ! The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women – and baffled blokes. Now, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.The book's author Colin Grey recounts his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts... Fifty Sh...

jarvis1 · jarvis1

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/4900972684.html

Torquewar · Torquewar

http://bangshift.com/bangshift1320/1949-cadillac-standard-world-comes-sleepe

GMDad · GMDad

After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down".They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving...

Jerry · Jerry

Just received my insurance application for the monte from Crosslands, they apparently have a new carrier, Echelon General Insurance. They demand payment by credit card or debit card only and you have to give them your card number, this gives them direct access to either your credit or your bank acc...

iron horse · iron horse

I don't know if any of you golf, but........... Three Old Golfers Three golfers are walking down the fairway...... "Sixty is the worst age to be, said the sixty year old, you always feel like you have to pee and most of the time nothing happens" "Ah, that's nothing said the seventy y...

shag766 · shag766

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Col...

RWW · RWW

"Hello?""Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But Honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.""Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy...

flatduck · flatduck

just some pic it took nothing like your big super resto shop down south but probably the only one around my area that sells some pretty nice cars If you want to look???? -- Edited by flatduck on Tuesday 17th of February 2015 04:32:31 PM

2drpost · 2drpost

got word he passed yesterday feb 14th RIP

South Shore · South Shore

On Saturday I needed to buy some lock deicer, so I went to one of the largest tire and auto parts stores in town. I strolled through the store and up to the auto parts counter. There stood a young kid.I asked him where they kept the lock deicer.He replied with a blank look on his face "what is lock deice...

Rustynuts · Rustynuts

I have almost 40 old style 48" fluorescent ceiling fixtures with the old ballasts in both my garage and factory. I do not want to spend hundreds of $$$$ to buy new electronic ballasts nor do I want to buy new fixtures. So I was thinking about removing the tubes and ballasts and then buy some white pla...

knotsobrite · knotsobrite

One day an old man goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon laying it on the counter. He asks the pharmacist, “Could you taste this for me, please”. Being a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along, taking the spoon with a tiny dab of the liquid, puts it i...

58Chev · 58Chev

Virus Alert !!! The company I work for has just been hit by a virus that arrives in email with the title "Your Document" There is an attachment "doc17823_pdf.zip" It hit several computers here and our head office in Montreal. Randomly grabs email addresses from Exchange S...

RWW · RWW

The Tooth Brush Salesman The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales appro...

South Shore · South Shore

Remember 6 years ago when the economy went for a severe downturn the price of crude oil went down to $53 a barrel. At that time we were paying about $2.25 a liter for a liter for regular motor oil. Over the next few years as the economy picked up the price of a barrel of crude oil peaked at $170 a barrel. Like...

58Chev · 58Chev

I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3.. River Ravi flows in which stat...

GMDad · GMDad

BulletinToronto Hydro is warning customers of the rotating winter power blackouts that are expected to occur on: Saturday, Jan 31, 2015Saturday, Feb7, 2015Monday, Feb10, 2015Monday, Feb17, 2015 Saturday, Feb 14, 2015 Saturday, Feb 21, 2015 This is a province wide alert. The lack of power seem...

GMDad · GMDad

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations...

iron horse · iron horse

I thought some of you fellas would find this interesting. Enjoy!

GMDad · GMDad

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about ph...

flatduck · flatduck

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

sasquatch · sasquatch

Just found out Barrie Speedway is sold and will be closed up.!

shag766 · shag766

Subject: Scottish Style A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a nice-looking prostitute.He asks her, 'How much dae ye charrrge forrrr an hourrr?''£100,' she replies.So he asks, 'Okay, dae yee dae it Scottish style?'She says 'No!'He then asks her, 'I'll gie you £2...

Torquewar · Torquewar

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=758911284119042

GhostPost · GhostPost

Wes Killins, former owner of Adelaide Collision. A Londoner, Brantford Piston Pusher, belonged to Londons Street Rods etc. Wes was a former employer of mine, a true gear head in every sense of the word. Always a smile on his face. His son and I have been friends for 25+ years. His recent builds were a 34 F...

shag766 · shag766

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, ...

Smokin Joe · Smokin Joe

I had a set of crown and pinion helical gear gears cut in Troy Mic. last year. I hear there is a shop in the Cambridge area that can cut them. Does anyone have there name? I know of Oshawa Gear but they just farm out most of the work to the shop I am looking for and Oshawa just raised their price 33% this year...

Windsor Area Members · Moobster

Hi Guys I'm thinking of coming to Windsor for the Chrysler Shutdown. I'm looking for a room to rent for 2-3 months. I will be working 7-10's My motorhome is in storage till late April, so if I come to this shutdown, I will need to rent a place. It don't have to be fancy, just need a place to grab a shower and cra...

shag766 · shag766

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realise they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.Rear toilet? He suggests.Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.He waits five minutes, then goes and sl...

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	Kinda O / T . But garage related . (Preview) hey all . yea its kinda off topic . I live between two loopy neighbours and am planning on moving my one holer garage down into back yard , and building a 2 car in its place . assuming that I have done a bit of research , re zoning by laws etc , lets skip the basic,s . has any one used any of the myriad of places out...	77	13	1581	Apr 5, 2015 by dualquadpete
	new drivers, scary thought (Preview) went to write my air endorsement for my license thursday at the mto office in belleville and i notice 2 driving school cars parked out front in the spots reserved for tests from scarborough. humph! it wasn't very busy and inside were six visible minority people in one corner of the room. i asked the l...	shag766	20	2952	Apr 5, 2015 by dualquadpete
	this should put a smile on your face (Preview) The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Per...	FALLSGUY1955	3	1122	Apr 3, 2015 by GMDad
	Brockville cruise ins (Preview) Hi, I just wanted to let anyone who goes to the cruise ins in Brockville know that they are going to be at the Canadian Tire on Parkdale now and not at A&W. They start on June 2nd. There will be door prizes and 50/50 draws each week as well as monthly prizes. All proceeds go to a local charity at the end of...	69Mustang	4	874	Apr 1, 2015 by 69Mustang
	Wise Policeman (Preview) Police Work at its BestTwo policemen call the police station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" &qu...	427CARL	3	1357	Mar 30, 2015 by 51 Styline
	10 Minutes of Awesome (Preview) Subject: BEST VIDEO OF THE YEAR.... amazing! Things that people do that defy death and some are just plain crazy !! This video is considered one of the best of the year.It has been edited by Luc Bergeron with the support of a team Who reviewed 243 videos and worked for 124 hours to compile it. ...	Fordy Acres Car Farm	15	1569	Mar 23, 2015 by henry
	giggle..........I did not know this (Preview) I did not know this.......... When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice i...	iron horse	5	1158	Mar 22, 2015 by slim
	Wedding Bells ……………... (Preview) http://www.hotrod.com/news/1502-big-daddy-don-garlits-is-getting-married-and-you-can-go-to-the-wedding/	RWW	2	1201	Mar 16, 2015 by studeshaker
	Pics that help you make it through winter ………. ( 1 2 3 4 5 … 11 ) (Preview) .. -- Edited by RWW on Saturday 23rd of May 2015 01:08:34 PM	RWW	513	31996	Mar 16, 2015 by Bob T
	Larry Dixon "Broke" his car ……………. (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0xVHPiKRec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHxShGr45tw	RWW	3	1087	Mar 15, 2015 by 58Chev
	From warmer places. (Preview) By Darwin Kent	JPB	18	1815	Mar 14, 2015 by Cat in the Hat
	Most of our generation 50+ was HOME SCHOOLED (Preview) Most of our generation 50+ was HOME SCHOOLED in so many ways. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. M...	MScott	1	1216	Mar 10, 2015 by flatblack55delivery
	giggle (Preview) True Friendship Among Golfing Buddies This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade. "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishe...	iron horse	5	1207	Mar 7, 2015 by Ninop69
	Insanity (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152589482924952	Torquewar	2	1009	Mar 5, 2015 by hotroddonnie
	Watch- Cluster Head Aches (Preview) This disease burdens a fellow Ontario Rodders member.Please sit through the two adds then Fast FWD to 13 min 30 sec and watch http://london.ctvnews.ca/video?binId=1.1137524	JPB	16	1898	Mar 4, 2015 by GhostPost
	Mid- Week Funny (Preview) A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the o...	Fordy Acres Car Farm	1	1145	Mar 3, 2015 by Smokin Joe
	Funny commercial (Preview) http://adsoftheworld.com/media/online/toyota_aygo_crazy	flatblack55delivery	1	859	Mar 3, 2015 by shag766
	Sleeper (Preview) -- Edited by GhostPost on Sunday 1st of March 2015 07:34:43 AM	GhostPost	2	1847	Mar 1, 2015 by studeshaker
	Remember? (Preview) Any info greatly appreciated. His nephew is a good friend of mine. John	JPB	9	1583	Feb 28, 2015 by JPB
	Ratlers Bowling for Big Brothers (Preview) Well were at it again . Tonight at 6pm Cobourg mall bowling alley. Every one welcome to support, heckle , sponsor, or trash talk our athletic abilities, should be fun as its been a good time the last couple of years we've done it . Ed	flatblack55delivery	1	758	Feb 28, 2015 by Redneck Rydes
	50 shades of grey for the guys (Preview) Fifty Sheds Of Grey Now for the Boys ! The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women – and baffled blokes. Now, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.The book's author Colin Grey recounts his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts... Fifty Sh...	canucktruck	6	1263	Feb 22, 2015 by GhostPost
	A funny ad... (Preview) http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/4900972684.html	jarvis1	3	1220	Feb 22, 2015 by toomuchjunk
	Sleeper (Preview) http://bangshift.com/bangshift1320/1949-cadillac-standard-world-comes-sleepe	Torquewar	7	1252	Feb 22, 2015 by DJD
	Old age giggle (Preview) After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down".They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving...	GMDad	2	998	Feb 21, 2015 by 427CARL
	Classic Car Insurance (Preview) Just received my insurance application for the monte from Crosslands, they apparently have a new carrier, Echelon General Insurance. They demand payment by credit card or debit card only and you have to give them your card number, this gives them direct access to either your credit or your bank acc...	Jerry	12	1569	Feb 20, 2015 by dualquadpete
	Giggle (Preview) I don't know if any of you golf, but........... Three Old Golfers Three golfers are walking down the fairway...... "Sixty is the worst age to be, said the sixty year old, you always feel like you have to pee and most of the time nothing happens" "Ah, that's nothing said the seventy y...	iron horse	0	955	Feb 19, 2015 by iron horse
	morning giggle (Preview) Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Col...	shag766	4	1168	Feb 19, 2015 by 427CARL
	Daddy phoned home ............... (Preview) "Hello?""Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But Honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.""Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy...	RWW	6	1210	Feb 18, 2015 by sasquatch
	cars that are out of my budget (Preview) just some pic it took nothing like your big super resto shop down south but probably the only one around my area that sells some pretty nice cars If you want to look???? -- Edited by flatduck on Tuesday 17th of February 2015 04:32:31 PM	flatduck	9	1218	Feb 17, 2015 by invision
	sandy elliot passes (Preview) got word he passed yesterday feb 14th RIP	2drpost	6	1232	Feb 17, 2015 by sasquatch
	Has This Ever Happened To You? (Preview) On Saturday I needed to buy some lock deicer, so I went to one of the largest tire and auto parts stores in town. I strolled through the store and up to the auto parts counter. There stood a young kid.I asked him where they kept the lock deicer.He replied with a blank look on his face "what is lock deice...	South Shore	29	1752	Feb 16, 2015 by 427CARL
	So here's the deal.......... (Preview) I have almost 40 old style 48" fluorescent ceiling fixtures with the old ballasts in both my garage and factory. I do not want to spend hundreds of $$$$ to buy new electronic ballasts nor do I want to buy new fixtures. So I was thinking about removing the tubes and ballasts and then buy some white pla...	Rustynuts	15	1395	Feb 15, 2015 by Rustynuts
	giggle (Preview) One day an old man goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon laying it on the counter. He asks the pharmacist, “Could you taste this for me, please”. Being a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along, taking the spoon with a tiny dab of the liquid, puts it i...	knotsobrite	8	1370	Feb 13, 2015 by henry
	HEADS UP (Preview) Virus Alert !!! The company I work for has just been hit by a virus that arrives in email with the title "Your Document" There is an attachment "doc17823_pdf.zip" It hit several computers here and our head office in Montreal. Randomly grabs email addresses from Exchange S...	58Chev	1	955	Feb 12, 2015 by pint and a pound
	Giggle ...... The Tooth Brush Salesman (Preview) The Tooth Brush Salesman The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales appro...	RWW	3	1136	Feb 7, 2015 by entourageguy
	The Price of OIL (Preview) Remember 6 years ago when the economy went for a severe downturn the price of crude oil went down to $53 a barrel. At that time we were paying about $2.25 a liter for a liter for regular motor oil. Over the next few years as the economy picked up the price of a barrel of crude oil peaked at $170 a barrel. Like...	South Shore	9	1376	Feb 5, 2015 by 77
	STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM (Preview) I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3.. River Ravi flows in which stat...	58Chev	1	1123	Feb 5, 2015 by Ninop69
	And yet another (Preview) BulletinToronto Hydro is warning customers of the rotating winter power blackouts that are expected to occur on: Saturday, Jan 31, 2015Saturday, Feb7, 2015Monday, Feb10, 2015Monday, Feb17, 2015 Saturday, Feb 14, 2015 Saturday, Feb 21, 2015 This is a province wide alert. The lack of power seem...	GMDad	0	814	Feb 5, 2015 by GMDad
	Another smile (Preview) A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations...	GMDad	0	709	Feb 4, 2015 by GMDad
	Old Filling Stations (Preview) I thought some of you fellas would find this interesting. Enjoy!	iron horse	19	1852	Feb 4, 2015 by RWW
	Morning smile (Preview) A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about ph...	GMDad	11	1184	Feb 4, 2015 by henry
	people to chat (Preview) ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????	flatduck	23	1591	Feb 3, 2015 by studeshaker
	Barrie is DONE!! (Preview) Just found out Barrie Speedway is sold and will be closed up.!	sasquatch	31	2336	Feb 2, 2015 by dualquadpete
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: Scottish Style A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a nice-looking prostitute.He asks her, 'How much dae ye charrrge forrrr an hourrr?''£100,' she replies.So he asks, 'Okay, dae yee dae it Scottish style?'She says 'No!'He then asks her, 'I'll gie you £2...	shag766	1	825	Feb 1, 2015 by Ninop69
	Welding table?? (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=758911284119042	Torquewar	3	953	Feb 1, 2015 by tc
	Wes Killins. RIP (Preview) Wes Killins, former owner of Adelaide Collision. A Londoner, Brantford Piston Pusher, belonged to Londons Street Rods etc. Wes was a former employer of mine, a true gear head in every sense of the word. Always a smile on his face. His son and I have been friends for 25+ years. His recent builds were a 34 F...	GhostPost	3	1190	Feb 1, 2015 by 427CARL
	morning giggle (Preview) A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, ...	shag766	1	658	Jan 30, 2015 by Ninop69
	helical gears (Preview) I had a set of crown and pinion helical gear gears cut in Troy Mic. last year. I hear there is a shop in the Cambridge area that can cut them. Does anyone have there name? I know of Oshawa Gear but they just farm out most of the work to the shop I am looking for and Oshawa just raised their price 33% this year...	Smokin Joe	11	1261	Jan 30, 2015 by Dick Kirkpatrick
	Windsor Area Members (Preview) Hi Guys I'm thinking of coming to Windsor for the Chrysler Shutdown. I'm looking for a room to rent for 2-3 months. I will be working 7-10's My motorhome is in storage till late April, so if I come to this shutdown, I will need to rent a place. It don't have to be fancy, just need a place to grab a shower and cra...	Moobster	8	1160	Jan 30, 2015 by Moobster
	morning giggle (Preview) A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realise they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.Rear toilet? He suggests.Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.He waits five minutes, then goes and sl...	shag766	2	759	Jan 27, 2015 by DJD
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