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shag766 · shag766

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wif...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Tom Kristensen in an early T Bird, in car and from the sidelines www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWPe4A0FSO0 It might look like a wallowing barge but watch him pick up the inside front. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ser-fqlT22M [video=https:...

iron horse · iron horse

An older gentleman goes to the doctor, he's concerned about his memory loss. The doctor says it's normal to lose some of your memory as you age, but if you're really concerned, keep a note pad and a pencil in your pocket and write everything down. Satisfied, he goes home to his wife. One evening they are w...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

http://www.merrittvillespeedway.com/Memories/Stricker.html

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

If anyone thinks we've got problems in Ottawa ( and we do) just have a look South. What a sh*t show.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E

DJD · DJD

I'll start with I remember when the close-ie tab thingy on the cereal box ACTUALLY WORKED...

DJD · DJD

picked this up last week .. was 15% off "black friday " sale .. seems the price is back up now ..was 267 at the door .. hobby shop on the danforth .. did my part for the local business "guy"..rather than buying it online .. it WAS the best online price to boot ..SOOoo.. mine now. and it's HUGE.. [url]http://...

Cuddles · Cuddles

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone ! I hope you get the parts you wished for !

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

......I saw "The Guild" truck and trailer go past my place this morning.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/1955-pontiac.1214986/

murman · murman

When buying commercial property for personal use does one have to pay HST ?

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.....hammer yer tent pegs.

DJD · DJD

A friend of my father , they grew up on the same street as kids , bought an old farm in Owen Sound back in the early 70's he and his wife built a nice new bungalow on the property and lived there many years - his father had a cottage on the lake down along the shoreline and there was a private road through the fa...

jarvis1 · jarvis1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CUOdxUz60

Sniper · Sniper

51 Styline · 51 Styline

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so yo...

shag766 · shag766

i could see something similar happening lol Subject: Two Little Old ladiesTwo little old ladies, Connie and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun a...

poncho62 · poncho62

Justin Trudeau walks into a Bank to cash a cheque in front of me one day: As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?”Cashier: "It would be my pleasure to do that sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Trudeau: "Truthfully, I didn't bring any "...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Enjoy time with your family

shag766 · shag766

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me.Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he c...

iron horse · iron horse

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/cayuga-race-track-collision-1.5732215

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

This is my 4 year old Grand-daughter helping her Dad

FX64 WAGON · FX64 WAGON

Looks like there is going to be a car show and swapmeet at the Elmvale flee market this weekend saw posting on kijiji

77

Does any one know how to get hold of the guy that sells movies dvd,s at the swap meets . He usually gets a big spot and lots of cool stuff

FX64 WAGON · FX64 WAGON

Looks like it might be a go?

51 Styline · 51 Styline

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.They said some...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Well, it finally happened today, I knew it would eventually so I was ready. I came out of Walmart with my mask on and keeping six feet away from everyone, I pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my face mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries into my c...

DJD · DJD

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1961-Ford-F-100/184364543798?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225074%26meid%3D7f83cd8910f040e2acaff1460a0ee4eb%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D154012474967%26itm%3D184364543798%26pmt%3D0%26...

wuga · wuga

Maybe I will rant a little. My wife and I have two daily drivers. She drives a 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee Diesel and I drive a 2015 Ford F250 Diesel. Love those diesels. About a year ago the engine light came on in the truck. I scanned the system and it said my particulate sensor was faulty. I went to my l...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.......so I thought I'd write a short blurb. We have a half acre of grapes as part of our place here in Vineland. There are Concord ( blue), Fredonia ( blue) and Niagara ( white). Most of the plants are older than me ( 62), planted by my Great Grandfather and haven't seen a pesticide in over 40 years. My wife...

DJD · DJD

so ten years ago I bought a nice not to spendy plasma TV. it had among other things a connector for a computer monitor cable.. nice but I didn't then yet have a computer.. following spring ... I finally buy a computer .. march / April 2010 that cost about three hun and lasted about a year before the CPU bur...

FX64 WAGON · FX64 WAGON

is ONDR racing this weekend?

77

How long do we think borders will be closed . I wanna put my drag car and my gasser project on evil bay , But sad fact is borders and covid . F Liberals F Tam F covid . I don't need to sell this stuff , I just wanna get rid of them . Its time . And also previewing my ad a flag jumped up about international shipping . I...

cr55 · cr55

This lockdown craziness here in Illinois is driving most crazy. I suppose its needed to stop this virus, but I wonder how much of what we see and hear on the so called news is real? I'm blessed with some contracting work that involves me working alone. How about the rest of you?

poncho62 · poncho62

www.ranker.com/list/all-car-movies-or-list-of-car-movies/all-genre-movies-lists

Cuddles · Cuddles

The people who pick up the trash and recycling advised that we wear gloves when putting out and taking in our cans and bins. They said that they touch thousands of cans and bins a day and if the virus can adhere to surfaces (which it can) than we should take precautions.

51 Styline · 51 Styline

I just received a notice from insurance co my policy is coming due. Its been a few years since i last had apraisal done so its time to have another. Looking for recomendation of apprairer in the Fort Erie Niagara area.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Has anyone else been following this type of racing?: Some of the earlier stuff is pretty wild.

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

-- Edited by 51 Styline on Monday 23rd of March 2020 10:16:37 AM

Cuddles · Cuddles

Well it is almost Spring and for me that means chores. So for those of you who find themselves doing yard work, I may be able to assist. If anyone has high branches they need trimmed (cut off), I made a tool that I found out later you can buy but you can make one yourself. And if you are close enough, I can sh...

DJD · DJD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzkr4F_4Xlo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz_Z-wpzn3E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUhrxq_5VQs

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing he...

DJD · DJD

have the Kit below - had it for years I have no clue what to paint it so I haven't bothered... BUT I got's the urge to ..do , something as I'm bored and it's cold out sky blue , pale yellow , coral and any shade of booger or up chuck are out of consideration.. thank you for your input IT may be small but I might h...

Carlover · Carlover

I am looking for the owner if the car that used to be the groundpounder

poncho62 · poncho62

scotty · scotty

on the 24th i visited a certain store found a good deal on some standard 11 stubby wrenches 14.95 i thought i should have bought the metric set as well so boxing day same store there they were but there now 49.95 and you wonder why this country's gone to ..it

cr55 · cr55

Saw this today while eating breakfast!!! Gulp!!! Lol

DJD · DJD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjtB_UFUVQ0 free bonus video ..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrUMvtMdBdA -- Edited by DJD on Saturday 30th of November 2019 04:11:24 AM -- Edited by DJD on Saturday 30th of November 2019 04:14:53 AM

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	think about it (Preview) Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wif...	shag766	4	823	Feb 25, 2021 by 77
	I love these two videos (Preview) Tom Kristensen in an early T Bird, in car and from the sidelines www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWPe4A0FSO0 It might look like a wallowing barge but watch him pick up the inside front. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ser-fqlT22M [video=https:...	Iwannagofast	3	1251	Feb 10, 2021 by DJD
	Write it Down (Preview) An older gentleman goes to the doctor, he's concerned about his memory loss. The doctor says it's normal to lose some of your memory as you age, but if you're really concerned, keep a note pad and a pencil in your pocket and write everything down. Satisfied, he goes home to his wife. One evening they are w...	iron horse	2	897	Feb 4, 2021 by flatblack55delivery
	A little local racing history about one of my Dad's cousins (Preview) http://www.merrittvillespeedway.com/Memories/Stricker.html	Iwannagofast	2	989	Feb 3, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	History being made before our eyes ( 1 2 ) (closed) (Preview) If anyone thinks we've got problems in Ottawa ( and we do) just have a look South. What a sh*t show.	Iwannagofast	77	2710	Jan 21, 2021 by poncho62
	Sorry about the Political post guys, lets get back on track..... (Preview) www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E	Iwannagofast	20	1065	Jan 14, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	the I must be old IF I remember......thread.. ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I'll start with I remember when the close-ie tab thingy on the cereal box ACTUALLY WORKED...	DJD	70	2864	Jan 14, 2021 by Redneck Rydes
	little winter project (Preview) picked this up last week .. was 15% off "black friday " sale .. seems the price is back up now ..was 267 at the door .. hobby shop on the danforth .. did my part for the local business "guy"..rather than buying it online .. it WAS the best online price to boot ..SOOoo.. mine now. and it's HUGE.. [url]http://...	DJD	19	4159	Jan 1, 2021 by Dakota
	It seems appropriate so ... (Preview) MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone ! I hope you get the parts you wished for !	Cuddles	2	954	Dec 26, 2020 by DJD
	Someone in Niagara might be getting an early Christmas present..... (Preview) ......I saw "The Guild" truck and trailer go past my place this morning.	Iwannagofast	2	921	Dec 22, 2020 by Hotrodron
	One for you Poncho.... (Preview) https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/1955-pontiac.1214986/	Iwannagofast	11	802	Dec 22, 2020 by shag766
	Buying commercial property (Preview) When buying commercial property for personal use does one have to pay HST ?	murman	5	1068	Dec 6, 2020 by shag766
	big wind coming folks.... (Preview) .....hammer yer tent pegs.	Iwannagofast	11	951	Nov 18, 2020 by flatblack55delivery
	SO..turns out IT IS a small world after all (Preview) A friend of my father , they grew up on the same street as kids , bought an old farm in Owen Sound back in the early 70's he and his wife built a nice new bungalow on the property and lived there many years - his father had a cottage on the lake down along the shoreline and there was a private road through the fa...	DJD	0	1077	Nov 11, 2020 by DJD
	And now for something different (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CUOdxUz60	jarvis1	2	888	Nov 10, 2020 by 123pugsy
	Yep...seems to be... (Preview)	Sniper	2	1352	Nov 4, 2020 by flatblack55delivery
	The Alter Boy (Preview) 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so yo...	51 Styline	2	1108	Nov 2, 2020 by 123pugsy
	You Just Never Know lol (Preview) i could see something similar happening lol Subject: Two Little Old ladiesTwo little old ladies, Connie and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun a...	shag766	2	885	Oct 25, 2020 by Lightspeed Mike
	Cashing a cheque (Preview) Justin Trudeau walks into a Bank to cash a cheque in front of me one day: As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?”Cashier: "It would be my pleasure to do that sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Trudeau: "Truthfully, I didn't bring any "...	poncho62	5	1236	Oct 25, 2020 by 427CARL
	Happy Thanksgiving everyone (Preview) Enjoy time with your family	Iwannagofast	9	922	Oct 12, 2020 by wuga
	One guy's reaction (Preview) A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me.Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he c...	shag766	2	1083	Sep 27, 2020 by 58Chev
	Fatality at Toronto Motorsports Park (Preview) https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/cayuga-race-track-collision-1.5732215	iron horse	4	1135	Sep 24, 2020 by Torquewar
	We start them young in our family.... (Preview) This is my 4 year old Grand-daughter helping her Dad	Iwannagofast	2	1002	Sep 13, 2020 by Marten
	Elmvale car show and swapmeet sept 12 (Preview) Looks like there is going to be a car show and swapmeet at the Elmvale flee market this weekend saw posting on kijiji	FX64 WAGON	0	1033	Sep 8, 2020 by FX64 WAGON
	Talking about fall Barrie (Preview) Does any one know how to get hold of the guy that sells movies dvd,s at the swap meets . He usually gets a big spot and lots of cool stuff	77	0	822	Sep 2, 2020 by 77
	Fall Barrie swap (Preview) Looks like it might be a go?	FX64 WAGON	8	1118	Aug 31, 2020 by Iwannagofast
	The Church Organist (Preview) A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.They said some...	51 Styline	3	1040	Aug 14, 2020 by DJD
	The Mask (Preview) Well, it finally happened today, I knew it would eventually so I was ready. I came out of Walmart with my mask on and keeping six feet away from everyone, I pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my face mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries into my c...	51 Styline	1	1027	Jul 30, 2020 by jarvis1
	ebay unibody f100 ..REALLY NICE (Preview) https://www.ebay.com/itm/1961-Ford-F-100/184364543798?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225074%26meid%3D7f83cd8910f040e2acaff1460a0ee4eb%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D154012474967%26itm%3D184364543798%26pmt%3D0%26...	DJD	3	1069	Jul 20, 2020 by jarvis1
	Rant (Preview) Maybe I will rant a little. My wife and I have two daily drivers. She drives a 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee Diesel and I drive a 2015 Ford F250 Diesel. Love those diesels. About a year ago the engine light came on in the truck. I scanned the system and it said my particulate sensor was faulty. I went to my l...	wuga	15	1673	Jun 30, 2020 by Livetodrive
	Man, it's way too quiet here... (Preview) .......so I thought I'd write a short blurb. We have a half acre of grapes as part of our place here in Vineland. There are Concord ( blue), Fredonia ( blue) and Niagara ( white). Most of the plants are older than me ( 62), planted by my Great Grandfather and haven't seen a pesticide in over 40 years. My wife...	Iwannagofast	16	1768	Jun 9, 2020 by scotty
	building something .. well, ...else.. (Preview) so ten years ago I bought a nice not to spendy plasma TV. it had among other things a connector for a computer monitor cable.. nice but I didn't then yet have a computer.. following spring ... I finally buy a computer .. march / April 2010 that cost about three hun and lasted about a year before the CPU bur...	DJD	3	898	Jun 6, 2020 by 123pugsy
	St Thomas this weekend? (Preview) is ONDR racing this weekend?	FX64 WAGON	0	760	Jun 1, 2020 by FX64 WAGON
	Covid closed borders (Preview) How long do we think borders will be closed . I wanna put my drag car and my gasser project on evil bay , But sad fact is borders and covid . F Liberals F Tam F covid . I don't need to sell this stuff , I just wanna get rid of them . Its time . And also previewing my ad a flag jumped up about international shipping . I...	77	10	1364	May 4, 2020 by 77
	How's everyone doing up there? (Preview) This lockdown craziness here in Illinois is driving most crazy. I suppose its needed to stop this virus, but I wonder how much of what we see and hear on the so called news is real? I'm blessed with some contracting work that involves me working alone. How about the rest of you?	cr55	8	953	Apr 26, 2020 by 69SS454
	Car Movies (Preview) www.ranker.com/list/all-car-movies-or-list-of-car-movies/all-genre-movies-lists	poncho62	5	1111	Apr 11, 2020 by poncho62
	Garbage / recycling day (Preview) The people who pick up the trash and recycling advised that we wear gloves when putting out and taking in our cans and bins. They said that they touch thousands of cans and bins a day and if the virus can adhere to surfaces (which it can) than we should take precautions.	Cuddles	5	1238	Mar 30, 2020 by 123pugsy
	Car appraisal (Preview) I just received a notice from insurance co my policy is coming due. Its been a few years since i last had apraisal done so its time to have another. Looking for recomendation of apprairer in the Fort Erie Niagara area.	51 Styline	11	1514	Mar 27, 2020 by 427CARL
	Something to help occupy some time (Preview) Has anyone else been following this type of racing?: Some of the earlier stuff is pretty wild.	Iwannagofast	4	1048	Mar 24, 2020 by 77
	Virus Cure (Preview)	51 Styline	0	853	Mar 23, 2020 by 51 Styline
	Try this for Virus Cure (Preview) -- Edited by 51 Styline on Monday 23rd of March 2020 10:16:37 AM	51 Styline	0	843	Mar 23, 2020 by 51 Styline
	chores (Preview) Well it is almost Spring and for me that means chores. So for those of you who find themselves doing yard work, I may be able to assist. If anyone has high branches they need trimmed (cut off), I made a tool that I found out later you can buy but you can make one yourself. And if you are close enough, I can sh...	Cuddles	4	886	Mar 17, 2020 by 123pugsy
	mo videos (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzkr4F_4Xlo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz_Z-wpzn3E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUhrxq_5VQs	DJD	1	1152	Mar 1, 2020 by 427CARL
	Todays funny (Preview) Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing he...	51 Styline	5	993	Feb 13, 2020 by 427CARL
	Colour suggestions for AMT Nomad kit build.. (Preview) have the Kit below - had it for years I have no clue what to paint it so I haven't bothered... BUT I got's the urge to ..do , something as I'm bored and it's cold out sky blue , pale yellow , coral and any shade of booger or up chuck are out of consideration.. thank you for your input IT may be small but I might h...	DJD	14	971	Feb 8, 2020 by Larry
	looking for owner of the 68 roadrunner "the groundpounder" (Preview) I am looking for the owner if the car that used to be the groundpounder	Carlover	5	1116	Feb 3, 2020 by poncho62
	Ahhhh..the good old days. (Preview)	poncho62	15	1239	Jan 30, 2020 by cr55
	a certain store and boxing day sale (Preview) on the 24th i visited a certain store found a good deal on some standard 11 stubby wrenches 14.95 i thought i should have bought the metric set as well so boxing day same store there they were but there now 49.95 and you wonder why this country's gone to ..it	scotty	5	1028	Jan 28, 2020 by Cword
	Burnt into my brain!!! (Preview) Saw this today while eating breakfast!!! Gulp!!! Lol	cr55	17	1177	Jan 26, 2020 by Hotrodron
	don't click here unless you wanna see vintage gassers racing on vintage film (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjtB_UFUVQ0 free bonus video ..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrUMvtMdBdA -- Edited by DJD on Saturday 30th of November 2019 04:11:24 AM -- Edited by DJD on Saturday 30th of November 2019 04:14:53 AM	DJD	3	1168	Jan 22, 2020 by 427CARL
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