Ontario Rodders Lounge

DJD · DJD

is there an upgrade to make it amphibious ??? -- Edited by DJD on Saturday 10th of April 2021 12:25:18 PM

shag766 · shag766

> > > When you're over seventy..............who cares ? > > I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. > This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, > "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" > I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"...

iron horse · iron horse

I love the Twin Stick Transmission. Gotta love yesteryear! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAA22ANWxEs

iron horse · iron horse

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/472469330434288 -- Edited by poncho62 on Saturday 3rd of April 2021 05:58:12 PM

DJD · DJD

https://m.roadkillcustoms.com/cool-toolbox-1950-chevrolet-3100-all-steel-toolbox/ OR, who now has a great new idea to use them old front end parts behind the shop??? -- Edited by poncho62 on Tuesday 30th of March 2021 07:10:53 AM

poncho62 · poncho62

It snowed last night...8:00 am: I made a snowman.8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 - The gay couple livin...

Larry · Larry

just had some glass cut for my 47 Ford ragtop, windshield and vent windows. Port Perry auto glass and trim did them. They were not cheap, but still reasonable , BUT the did the BEST job I have ever had done , referring to the many I had cut at other places over the years ! The edges were all sanded smooth, and...

iron horse · iron horse

shag766 · shag766

CURTAIN RODS --- On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background...

DJD · DJD

www.ebay.com/b/1-64-Scale-Diecast-Toy-Vehicles-Lindberg/222/bn_82797526 very first model kit I remember having was a little tiny orange dodge charger there's a vague memory of my parrents putting it together one night in my back corner bedroom up at the cottage orange body and maybe bro...

shag766 · shag766

> Subject: Fwd: Doctor Bumbutu> >> > > > > > > > > > A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr.> > Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge breasts without surgery.> > She decided to contact Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help...

DJD · DJD

www.fordproblems.com/soy-wiring/?fbclid=IwAR1WHUF3BOzI3ccsZdu5dMLcmQlZw3_KZt6n6ZaupCxVO8dapZJqrbVW994 -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of March 2021 05:03:48 PM

shag766 · shag766

The History of 'APRONS'I don't think our kids know what an apron is. The principle use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses and aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a pothol...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: HE'S MY BROTHERThe innocence of youth! Cute chuckle.... Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?”“Eight”, the boy replied.The man continu...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

In this era of on-line ordering and door-step delivery I'm wondering if any of you out there have experienced delivery issues? We have a paved lane extending in off Victoria Ave on which we have 3 houses on the south side and a barn, barn/garage and another home on the north. My Mom lives in the first hous...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...

Fordy Acres Car Farm · Fordy Acres Car Farm

Here we are. A fork in the road. The begining of the end. While I haven't been on this site as long as some of the members here, I have been on a bunch of forums that have fizzled out over the years. I can see the writing on the wall, ......it's not good writing. As late as Friday night I've been thinking I shoul...

shag766 · shag766

4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in.One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "I bet we can tell exactly how old you are."The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools!" One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can...

shag766 · shag766

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wif...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Tom Kristensen in an early T Bird, in car and from the sidelines www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWPe4A0FSO0 It might look like a wallowing barge but watch him pick up the inside front. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ser-fqlT22M [video=https:...

iron horse · iron horse

An older gentleman goes to the doctor, he's concerned about his memory loss. The doctor says it's normal to lose some of your memory as you age, but if you're really concerned, keep a note pad and a pencil in your pocket and write everything down. Satisfied, he goes home to his wife. One evening they are w...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

http://www.merrittvillespeedway.com/Memories/Stricker.html

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

If anyone thinks we've got problems in Ottawa ( and we do) just have a look South. What a sh*t show.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E

DJD · DJD

I'll start with I remember when the close-ie tab thingy on the cereal box ACTUALLY WORKED...

DJD · DJD

picked this up last week .. was 15% off "black friday " sale .. seems the price is back up now ..was 267 at the door .. hobby shop on the danforth .. did my part for the local business "guy"..rather than buying it online .. it WAS the best online price to boot ..SOOoo.. mine now. and it's HUGE.. [url]http://...

Cuddles · Cuddles

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone ! I hope you get the parts you wished for !

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

......I saw "The Guild" truck and trailer go past my place this morning.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/1955-pontiac.1214986/

murman · murman

When buying commercial property for personal use does one have to pay HST ?

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.....hammer yer tent pegs.

DJD · DJD

A friend of my father , they grew up on the same street as kids , bought an old farm in Owen Sound back in the early 70's he and his wife built a nice new bungalow on the property and lived there many years - his father had a cottage on the lake down along the shoreline and there was a private road through the fa...

jarvis1 · jarvis1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CUOdxUz60

Sniper · Sniper

51 Styline · 51 Styline

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so yo...

shag766 · shag766

i could see something similar happening lol Subject: Two Little Old ladiesTwo little old ladies, Connie and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun a...

poncho62 · poncho62

Justin Trudeau walks into a Bank to cash a cheque in front of me one day: As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?”Cashier: "It would be my pleasure to do that sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Trudeau: "Truthfully, I didn't bring any "...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Enjoy time with your family

shag766 · shag766

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me.Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he c...

iron horse · iron horse

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/cayuga-race-track-collision-1.5732215

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

This is my 4 year old Grand-daughter helping her Dad

FX64 WAGON · FX64 WAGON

Looks like there is going to be a car show and swapmeet at the Elmvale flee market this weekend saw posting on kijiji

77

Does any one know how to get hold of the guy that sells movies dvd,s at the swap meets . He usually gets a big spot and lots of cool stuff

FX64 WAGON · FX64 WAGON

Looks like it might be a go?

51 Styline · 51 Styline

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.They said some...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Well, it finally happened today, I knew it would eventually so I was ready. I came out of Walmart with my mask on and keeping six feet away from everyone, I pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my face mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries into my c...

DJD · DJD

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1961-Ford-F-100/184364543798?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225074%26meid%3D7f83cd8910f040e2acaff1460a0ee4eb%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D154012474967%26itm%3D184364543798%26pmt%3D0%26...

wuga · wuga

Maybe I will rant a little. My wife and I have two daily drivers. She drives a 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee Diesel and I drive a 2015 Ford F250 Diesel. Love those diesels. About a year ago the engine light came on in the truck. I scanned the system and it said my particulate sensor was faulty. I went to my l...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.......so I thought I'd write a short blurb. We have a half acre of grapes as part of our place here in Vineland. There are Concord ( blue), Fredonia ( blue) and Niagara ( white). Most of the plants are older than me ( 62), planted by my Great Grandfather and haven't seen a pesticide in over 40 years. My wife...

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	...LOL... (Preview) is there an upgrade to make it amphibious ??? -- Edited by DJD on Saturday 10th of April 2021 12:25:18 PM	DJD	6	1634	Apr 15, 2021 by Jacob Hall
	70--WHO CARES (Preview) > > > When you're over seventy..............who cares ? > > I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. > This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, > "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" > I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"...	shag766	2	1247	Apr 13, 2021 by Lightspeed Mike
	Too Good not to Share (Preview) I love the Twin Stick Transmission. Gotta love yesteryear! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAA22ANWxEs	iron horse	3	1367	Apr 8, 2021 by shag766
	Today's Funny (Preview)	iron horse	4	1220	Apr 5, 2021 by Jacob Hall
	someone here was building models (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/472469330434288 -- Edited by poncho62 on Saturday 3rd of April 2021 05:58:12 PM	Iwannagofast	0	1325	Apr 3, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	so..who needs a new toolbox?? (Preview) https://m.roadkillcustoms.com/cool-toolbox-1950-chevrolet-3100-all-steel-toolbox/ OR, who now has a great new idea to use them old front end parts behind the shop??? -- Edited by poncho62 on Tuesday 30th of March 2021 07:10:53 AM	DJD	5	1260	Mar 30, 2021 by DJD
	Snowman (Preview) It snowed last night...8:00 am: I made a snowman.8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 - The gay couple livin...	poncho62	5	1003	Mar 29, 2021 by iron horse
	flat glass (Preview) just had some glass cut for my 47 Ford ragtop, windshield and vent windows. Port Perry auto glass and trim did them. They were not cheap, but still reasonable , BUT the did the BEST job I have ever had done , referring to the many I had cut at other places over the years ! The edges were all sanded smooth, and...	Larry	7	1329	Mar 17, 2021 by Larry
	We're Much Smarter These Days (Preview)	iron horse	2	1524	Mar 13, 2021 by DJD
	A Happy Ending (Preview) CURTAIN RODS --- On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background...	shag766	2	871	Mar 11, 2021 by Redneck Rydes
	"things I shoulda kept....." (Preview) www.ebay.com/b/1-64-Scale-Diecast-Toy-Vehicles-Lindberg/222/bn_82797526 very first model kit I remember having was a little tiny orange dodge charger there's a vague memory of my parrents putting it together one night in my back corner bedroom up at the cottage orange body and maybe bro...	DJD	1	1144	Mar 9, 2021 by DJD
	Afternoon Chuckle (Preview) > Subject: Fwd: Doctor Bumbutu> >> > > > > > > > > > A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr.> > Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge breasts without surgery.> > She decided to contact Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help...	shag766	4	1332	Mar 8, 2021 by 427CARL
	wiring and soy sauce ??? yummm (Preview) www.fordproblems.com/soy-wiring/?fbclid=IwAR1WHUF3BOzI3ccsZdu5dMLcmQlZw3_KZt6n6ZaupCxVO8dapZJqrbVW994 -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of March 2021 05:03:48 PM	DJD	2	1191	Mar 7, 2021 by Lightspeed Mike
	Memory Lane for some of us (Preview) The History of 'APRONS'I don't think our kids know what an apron is. The principle use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses and aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a pothol...	shag766	4	803	Mar 5, 2021 by DJD
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: HE'S MY BROTHERThe innocence of youth! Cute chuckle.... Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?”“Eight”, the boy replied.The man continu...	shag766	2	1109	Mar 2, 2021 by parklane
	A Delivery Company issue I have a question about.... (Preview) In this era of on-line ordering and door-step delivery I'm wondering if any of you out there have experienced delivery issues? We have a paved lane extending in off Victoria Ave on which we have 3 houses on the south side and a barn, barn/garage and another home on the north. My Mom lives in the first hous...	Iwannagofast	9	1350	Mar 1, 2021 by parklane
	The service Dog. (Preview) So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...	51 Styline	4	1350	Mar 1, 2021 by 427CARL
	The Begining of the End. ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Here we are. A fork in the road. The begining of the end. While I haven't been on this site as long as some of the members here, I have been on a bunch of forums that have fizzled out over the years. I can see the writing on the wall, ......it's not good writing. As late as Friday night I've been thinking I shoul...	Fordy Acres Car Farm	67	4899	Mar 1, 2021 by Cuddles
	Try Not Laugh, It Could Be You Someday (Preview) 4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in.One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "I bet we can tell exactly how old you are."The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools!" One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can...	shag766	4	1361	Feb 26, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	think about it (Preview) Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wif...	shag766	4	1096	Feb 25, 2021 by 77
	I love these two videos (Preview) Tom Kristensen in an early T Bird, in car and from the sidelines www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWPe4A0FSO0 It might look like a wallowing barge but watch him pick up the inside front. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ser-fqlT22M [video=https:...	Iwannagofast	3	1552	Feb 10, 2021 by DJD
	Write it Down (Preview) An older gentleman goes to the doctor, he's concerned about his memory loss. The doctor says it's normal to lose some of your memory as you age, but if you're really concerned, keep a note pad and a pencil in your pocket and write everything down. Satisfied, he goes home to his wife. One evening they are w...	iron horse	2	1170	Feb 4, 2021 by flatblack55delivery
	A little local racing history about one of my Dad's cousins (Preview) http://www.merrittvillespeedway.com/Memories/Stricker.html	Iwannagofast	2	1275	Feb 3, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	History being made before our eyes ( 1 2 ) (closed) (Preview) If anyone thinks we've got problems in Ottawa ( and we do) just have a look South. What a sh*t show.	Iwannagofast	77	3545	Jan 21, 2021 by poncho62
	Sorry about the Political post guys, lets get back on track..... (Preview) www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E	Iwannagofast	20	1384	Jan 14, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	the I must be old IF I remember......thread.. ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I'll start with I remember when the close-ie tab thingy on the cereal box ACTUALLY WORKED...	DJD	70	3610	Jan 14, 2021 by Redneck Rydes
	little winter project (Preview) picked this up last week .. was 15% off "black friday " sale .. seems the price is back up now ..was 267 at the door .. hobby shop on the danforth .. did my part for the local business "guy"..rather than buying it online .. it WAS the best online price to boot ..SOOoo.. mine now. and it's HUGE.. [url]http://...	DJD	19	5760	Jan 1, 2021 by Dakota
	It seems appropriate so ... (Preview) MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone ! I hope you get the parts you wished for !	Cuddles	2	1247	Dec 26, 2020 by DJD
	Someone in Niagara might be getting an early Christmas present..... (Preview) ......I saw "The Guild" truck and trailer go past my place this morning.	Iwannagofast	2	1240	Dec 22, 2020 by Hotrodron
	One for you Poncho.... (Preview) https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/1955-pontiac.1214986/	Iwannagofast	11	1013	Dec 22, 2020 by shag766
	Buying commercial property (Preview) When buying commercial property for personal use does one have to pay HST ?	murman	5	1364	Dec 6, 2020 by shag766
	big wind coming folks.... (Preview) .....hammer yer tent pegs.	Iwannagofast	11	1191	Nov 18, 2020 by flatblack55delivery
	SO..turns out IT IS a small world after all (Preview) A friend of my father , they grew up on the same street as kids , bought an old farm in Owen Sound back in the early 70's he and his wife built a nice new bungalow on the property and lived there many years - his father had a cottage on the lake down along the shoreline and there was a private road through the fa...	DJD	0	1399	Nov 11, 2020 by DJD
	And now for something different (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CUOdxUz60	jarvis1	2	1222	Nov 10, 2020 by 123pugsy
	Yep...seems to be... (Preview)	Sniper	2	1646	Nov 4, 2020 by flatblack55delivery
	The Alter Boy (Preview) 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so yo...	51 Styline	2	1434	Nov 2, 2020 by 123pugsy
	You Just Never Know lol (Preview) i could see something similar happening lol Subject: Two Little Old ladiesTwo little old ladies, Connie and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun a...	shag766	2	1177	Oct 25, 2020 by Lightspeed Mike
	Cashing a cheque (Preview) Justin Trudeau walks into a Bank to cash a cheque in front of me one day: As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?”Cashier: "It would be my pleasure to do that sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Trudeau: "Truthfully, I didn't bring any "...	poncho62	5	1562	Oct 25, 2020 by 427CARL
	Happy Thanksgiving everyone (Preview) Enjoy time with your family	Iwannagofast	9	1233	Oct 12, 2020 by wuga
	One guy's reaction (Preview) A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me.Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he c...	shag766	2	1383	Sep 27, 2020 by 58Chev
	Fatality at Toronto Motorsports Park (Preview) https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/cayuga-race-track-collision-1.5732215	iron horse	4	1461	Sep 24, 2020 by Torquewar
	We start them young in our family.... (Preview) This is my 4 year old Grand-daughter helping her Dad	Iwannagofast	2	1333	Sep 13, 2020 by Marten
	Elmvale car show and swapmeet sept 12 (Preview) Looks like there is going to be a car show and swapmeet at the Elmvale flee market this weekend saw posting on kijiji	FX64 WAGON	0	1338	Sep 8, 2020 by FX64 WAGON
	Talking about fall Barrie (Preview) Does any one know how to get hold of the guy that sells movies dvd,s at the swap meets . He usually gets a big spot and lots of cool stuff	77	0	1112	Sep 2, 2020 by 77
	Fall Barrie swap (Preview) Looks like it might be a go?	FX64 WAGON	8	1436	Aug 31, 2020 by Iwannagofast
	The Church Organist (Preview) A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.They said some...	51 Styline	3	1353	Aug 14, 2020 by DJD
	The Mask (Preview) Well, it finally happened today, I knew it would eventually so I was ready. I came out of Walmart with my mask on and keeping six feet away from everyone, I pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my face mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries into my c...	51 Styline	1	1318	Jul 30, 2020 by jarvis1
	ebay unibody f100 ..REALLY NICE (Preview) https://www.ebay.com/itm/1961-Ford-F-100/184364543798?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225074%26meid%3D7f83cd8910f040e2acaff1460a0ee4eb%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D154012474967%26itm%3D184364543798%26pmt%3D0%26...	DJD	3	1357	Jul 20, 2020 by jarvis1
	Rant (Preview) Maybe I will rant a little. My wife and I have two daily drivers. She drives a 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee Diesel and I drive a 2015 Ford F250 Diesel. Love those diesels. About a year ago the engine light came on in the truck. I scanned the system and it said my particulate sensor was faulty. I went to my l...	wuga	15	1937	Jun 30, 2020 by Livetodrive
	Man, it's way too quiet here... (Preview) .......so I thought I'd write a short blurb. We have a half acre of grapes as part of our place here in Vineland. There are Concord ( blue), Fredonia ( blue) and Niagara ( white). Most of the plants are older than me ( 62), planted by my Great Grandfather and haven't seen a pesticide in over 40 years. My wife...	Iwannagofast	16	2120	Jun 9, 2020 by scotty
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