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51 Styline · 51 Styline

Sammy took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival. 'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Sammy. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize. . Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAeXpODVR9g hope it works. -- Edited by poncho62 on Friday 15th of November 2019 04:48:17 PM

51 Styline · 51 Styline

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face.The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"The clerk says, "Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an en...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Subject: Pianist A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender, Harold, walks up and asks "what's in the bag?" The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag...

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

So any thoughts on the policy of some of the national parties to ban sales of vehicles with internal combustion engines by 2030. Most of the parties have some sort of climate plan that includes this type of ban . Wondering if it just involves new car sales ? What about the costs of converting gas station...

shag766 · shag766

OK girls here is one I think you will enjoy cheers Jan WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.' ' What type of bra? ' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IdrLKuP8zI why the hell can't I make these work?........ -- Edited by Iwannagofast on Sunday 20th of October 2019 10:18:47 AM

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

www.georgeklass.net/altereds.html -- Edited by Iwannagofast on Saturday 19th of October 2019 08:46:57 AM -- Edited by Iwannagofast on Saturday 19th of October 2019 08:48:06 AM

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

....every Thanksgiving weekend we hold O'Shavings Country Craft Show on our property in Vineland. 4022 Victoria ave ( Regional rd 24), Saturday, Sunday and Monday 10 - 5. We have abound 100 Crafters here, 20 Valley Public school across the street has another 100 or so and Balls Falls Conservation ha...

69SS454 · 77

Hey all , we have rogers not that smart home monitoring and want to get rid of it . I,m looking for 4 to 6 cameras , wifi compatible , with interior motion sensors and door sensors . Any one out there with a good set up or any tips advice will be greatly appreciated

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.mecum.com/

poncho62 · poncho62

Hey, we don't get to brag very often.......Bianca Andreescu makes history with remarkable U.S. Open winhttps://nationalpost.com/sports/tenn...n-championshipThe 19-year-old from the Toronto suburbs took down the most daunting opponent in the sport, pulling off a straight-sets win to bec...

Jeff66 · Jeff66

got there this morning, with son and daughter in law..... It was looking quite bad..... Then my son scored lots of Model A parts he wanted...... A rather nice 1953 coke cooler...... I scored the spark plugs I needed for my vortec heads.... My Daughter in law? Well se scored a '27 model T Tudor. Projec...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

PARKING TICKET: My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared a...

shag766 · shag766

this is a spin off from the being targeted thread randy started. in there tmj made a comment about driving into and around any of the big smoke towns and i agree with him a 100%, it is getting stupid out there. the 401 has pretty much turned into a wreckum race and when you get to the big smoke it is worse. thi...

DJD · DJD

print pic below on T-shirt with "CALIFORNIA" emblazoned across the top like any old one from the 70's would looks like a nice old retro sunny 70's "orange" picture of a jet plane in the sky until you realize.. that's a water bomber ... yeah .. emblazoned.. seriously , no pun intended..

shag766 · shag766

i read in the paper that lake erie is still flooding in western ontario in places and am curious why is all. i was down to a marina on bay of quinte i have used over the years when i had more than a fishing boat for a visit and i noticed that the bay is still a foot or 2 higher than normal for this time of year also....

51 Styline · 51 Styline

· An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five mi...

DJD · DJD

found a little treasure yesterday.. Dad's grade nine history textbook '29 + 14 ...so, 1943 .. "history of England" is the title I found this as I said yesterday .. just days short of forty years since I started grade nine history and opening the cover I find his name - in his hand writing his original...

poncho62 · poncho62

69SS454 · 69SS454

https://globalnews.ca/news/5825039/jessi-combs-death-record-fastest-woman/

51 Styline · 51 Styline

supernash · supernash

Who is the guy here that does service on this stuff. I forget. Need a squirrel cage fan for a very new A/C and coming up empty. Plastic junk blew apart. B

shag766 · shag766

Subject: Men's Rules - brilliant Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.....

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Reading through some of the older Hot Rod mags an Uncle gave me years ago and came across something I thought was pretty neat. With all the interest in finding and re-storing old race cars I though this would be a really cool project. Due to the location of the car in the article you came to mind Jarvis. Th...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.....and being a hobby wood-worker I obliged. She and my son-in-law own and operate Lakeside Automotive here in Vineland. They needed something to hold business cards and the doorbell "buzzer" that customers can ring in case no-one is at the front desk. The post-card size cards sit either side of t...

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Why is it when I look out the window in January and look at my Delivery I think all the things I could be fixing if it was only warmer. Today I look at it and think Well its working O.K.,I think I wate till there is a breeze to cool things off then I will work on it. Ed

entourageguy · entourageguy

So we go in and work out a deal for a new car. Trading in our 2012 gmc terrain. Come up with a trade in price and start the paper work. Supposed to pick the new car up on Saturday. Last night the abs light come on in the terrain. Am I obliged to get this repaired or just let the know or keep my mouth shut and drop off...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

mike · mike

Anyone know how to get ahold of the 10 000 plus ownership guy?

poncho62 · poncho62

Not car related at all, but friggin funny....to me anyways

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

I know , what the .....? just watch the video and then remember whatever cracked broken ,can't fix plastic thingy that's been pizzin' you off... like he refers to at the end .. his starter solenoid plastic piece was cracked and likely falling apart (and lets remember to paste the link...) https://w...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Walt-Disney-School-Bus-Dome-Lunchbox-w-Thermos/303088470127?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1...

poncho62 · poncho62

DJD · DJD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyDKl-IYVg there's another video that pops up at the end showing the fiat much better -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:39:52 PM -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:40:43 PM

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Jeff66 · 77

Gasser chassis , sent pictures to 4 guys and each one asked me if it was a 32 chassis even tho you can CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY see the frame rails are straight not bulged curved like a 32 1987 trans am . originally a 305 tpi car changed to 350 tpi and orig computer upgraded and spec,d to 350 tpi cop car specs co...

DJD · DJD

so , it seems I'm not going to find a replacement for my truck anywhere's near here I even considered paying "too much" for a babyed harley edition truck .. looked at a bunch but I just don't want a black truck with big gay harley tags..not my thing.. so I started looking at used trucks in the southern US bes...

shag766 · shag766

A man died and went to Heaven seeking entrance. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all these clocks for?" St Peter answered, "These are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move. ...

TIME TRAVELLER · TIME TRAVELLER

I just got a call from a very foreign sounding lady from the “Carbon Tax Rebate Office” asking if I got my carbon tax rebate and wanting personal information. This rebate was included in my 2018 taxes so I got it already, and I told her that and hung up. Looks like the scammers are latching on to everyth...

shag766 · shag766

and now you know lo Whoever said history was boring? Bbb"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you were ‘piss poor.’ But worse than that were the really poor folks who cou...

shag766 · shag766

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If Trump should die before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake.

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Omg, this is Too Funny!! 😂 😂 😂In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what h...

shag766 · shag766

Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...

shag766 · shag766

Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...

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	Todays funny (Preview) Sammy took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival. 'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Sammy. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize. . Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When...	51 Styline	2	846	Nov 22, 2019 by jarvis1
	Try to not salivate all over your keyboard while watching this.... (Preview) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAeXpODVR9g hope it works. -- Edited by poncho62 on Friday 15th of November 2019 04:48:17 PM	Iwannagofast	0	1046	Nov 15, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	Todays funny cough syrup (Preview) The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face.The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"The clerk says, "Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an en...	51 Styline	2	851	Nov 15, 2019 by shag766
	The Pianist (Preview) Subject: Pianist A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender, Harold, walks up and asks "what's in the bag?" The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag...	51 Styline	1	774	Nov 15, 2019 by DJD
	Ban on internal combustion engines. (Preview) So any thoughts on the policy of some of the national parties to ban sales of vehicles with internal combustion engines by 2030. Most of the parties have some sort of climate plan that includes this type of ban . Wondering if it just involves new car sales ? What about the costs of converting gas station...	flatblack55delivery	45	2033	Nov 6, 2019 by DJD
	morning smile (Preview) OK girls here is one I think you will enjoy cheers Jan *WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?* A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.' ' What type of bra? ' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than...	shag766	1	785	Nov 5, 2019 by cr55
	Todays funny (Preview)	51 Styline	3	909	Nov 3, 2019 by 427CARL
	this one look familiar to anyone?.... (Preview) www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IdrLKuP8zI why the hell can't I make these work?........ -- Edited by Iwannagofast on Sunday 20th of October 2019 10:18:47 AM	Iwannagofast	7	1076	Oct 23, 2019 by DJD
	a trip down memory lane (Preview) www.georgeklass.net/altereds.html -- Edited by Iwannagofast on Saturday 19th of October 2019 08:46:57 AM -- Edited by Iwannagofast on Saturday 19th of October 2019 08:48:06 AM	Iwannagofast	3	905	Oct 20, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	if you guys want to earn points with your wives... (Preview) ....every Thanksgiving weekend we hold O'Shavings Country Craft Show on our property in Vineland. 4022 Victoria ave ( Regional rd 24), Saturday, Sunday and Monday 10 - 5. We have abound 100 Crafters here, 20 Valley Public school across the street has another 100 or so and Balls Falls Conservation ha...	Iwannagofast	0	714	Oct 13, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	Security system questions (Preview) Hey all , we have rogers not that smart home monitoring and want to get rid of it . I,m looking for 4 to 6 cameras , wifi compatible , with interior motion sensors and door sensors . Any one out there with a good set up or any tips advice will be greatly appreciated	77	5	1076	Sep 23, 2019 by 69SS454
	A visual feast.... (Preview) https://www.mecum.com/	Iwannagofast	8	1193	Sep 23, 2019 by jarvis1
	US Open...Tennis (Preview) Hey, we don't get to brag very often.......Bianca Andreescu makes history with remarkable U.S. Open winhttps://nationalpost.com/sports/tenn...n-championshipThe 19-year-old from the Toronto suburbs took down the most daunting opponent in the sport, pulling off a straight-sets win to bec...	poncho62	7	1103	Sep 9, 2019 by DJD
	Burls Creek..... (Preview) got there this morning, with son and daughter in law..... It was looking quite bad..... Then my son scored lots of Model A parts he wanted...... A rather nice 1953 coke cooler...... I scored the spark plugs I needed for my vortec heads.... My Daughter in law? Well se scored a '27 model T Tudor. Projec...	Jeff66	1	943	Sep 7, 2019 by scotty
	Don,t mess with Seniors (Preview) PARKING TICKET: My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared a...	51 Styline	2	903	Sep 6, 2019 by shag766
	just mentioning something (Preview) this is a spin off from the being targeted thread randy started. in there tmj made a comment about driving into and around any of the big smoke towns and i agree with him a 100%, it is getting stupid out there. the 401 has pretty much turned into a wreckum race and when you get to the big smoke it is worse. thi...	shag766	16	1583	Sep 3, 2019 by shag766
	70's style T-shirt idea (Preview) print pic below on T-shirt with "CALIFORNIA" emblazoned across the top like any old one from the 70's would looks like a nice old retro sunny 70's "orange" picture of a jet plane in the sky until you realize.. that's a water bomber ... yeah .. emblazoned.. seriously , no pun intended..	DJD	0	849	Sep 3, 2019 by DJD
	just a questionis all (Preview) i read in the paper that lake erie is still flooding in western ontario in places and am curious why is all. i was down to a marina on bay of quinte i have used over the years when i had more than a fishing boat for a visit and i noticed that the bay is still a foot or 2 higher than normal for this time of year also....	shag766	15	1056	Sep 3, 2019 by jarvis1
	Todays funny (Preview) · An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five mi...	51 Styline	7	1051	Sep 2, 2019 by DJD
	turning into a sentimental old fart... (Preview) found a little treasure yesterday.. Dad's grade nine history textbook '29 + 14 ...so, 1943 .. "history of England" is the title I found this as I said yesterday .. just days short of forty years since I started grade nine history and opening the cover I find his name - in his hand writing his original...	DJD	4	874	Aug 31, 2019 by DJD
	Funny pic (Preview)	poncho62	12	1173	Aug 30, 2019 by poncho62
	RIP "All Girls Garage" Jessi Combs (Preview) https://globalnews.ca/news/5825039/jessi-combs-death-record-fastest-woman/	69SS454	4	2834	Aug 28, 2019 by 427CARL
	Amazing Makeup (Preview)	51 Styline	3	1024	Aug 25, 2019 by 427CARL
	Fridges/AC etc.. (Preview) Who is the guy here that does service on this stuff. I forget. Need a squirrel cage fan for a very new A/C and coming up empty. Plastic junk blew apart. B	supernash	5	1031	Aug 23, 2019 by flatblack55delivery
	rule # 1 (Preview) *Subject: Men's Rules - brilliant* Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.....	shag766	0	837	Aug 19, 2019 by shag766
	looks like this might be up Jarvis' alley.... (Preview) Reading through some of the older Hot Rod mags an Uncle gave me years ago and came across something I thought was pretty neat. With all the interest in finding and re-storing old race cars I though this would be a really cool project. Due to the location of the car in the article you came to mind Jarvis. Th...	Iwannagofast	3	910	Aug 12, 2019 by jarvis1
	So my daughter asked me to build a box to hold business cards..... (Preview) .....and being a hobby wood-worker I obliged. She and my son-in-law own and operate Lakeside Automotive here in Vineland. They needed something to hold business cards and the doorbell "buzzer" that customers can ring in case no-one is at the front desk. The post-card size cards sit either side of t...	Iwannagofast	10	990	Aug 6, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	Lazy (Preview) Why is it when I look out the window in January and look at my Delivery I think all the things I could be fixing if it was only warmer. Today I look at it and think Well its working O.K.,I think I wate till there is a breeze to cool things off then I will work on it. Ed	flatblack55delivery	1	1439	Aug 4, 2019 by poncho62
	trading in our car (Preview) So we go in and work out a deal for a new car. Trading in our 2012 gmc terrain. Come up with a trade in price and start the paper work. Supposed to pick the new car up on Saturday. Last night the abs light come on in the terrain. Am I obliged to get this repaired or just let the know or keep my mouth shut and drop off...	entourageguy	11	1115	Aug 3, 2019 by poncho62
	Humourous fact (Preview)	51 Styline	7	918	Aug 3, 2019 by DJD
	Ownerships (Preview) Anyone know how to get ahold of the 10 000 plus ownership guy?	mike	4	1102	Aug 1, 2019 by mike
	The agony.... (Preview) Not car related at all, but friggin funny....to me anyways	poncho62	5	1110	Jul 22, 2019 by Nickeleye
	Karma (Preview)	51 Styline	2	920	Jul 21, 2019 by shag766
	Another Senior Zinger (Preview)	51 Styline	2	836	Jul 19, 2019 by Redneck Rydes
	Sounds Familiar (Preview)	51 Styline	0	759	Jul 14, 2019 by 51 Styline
	crazy glue helicopter rotor repair made easy... (Preview) I know , what the .....? just watch the video and then remember whatever cracked broken ,can't fix plastic thingy that's been pizzin' you off... like he refers to at the end .. his starter solenoid plastic piece was cracked and likely falling apart (and lets remember to paste the link...) https://w...	DJD	1	1006	Jul 13, 2019 by DJD
	Senior zinger (Preview)	51 Styline	1	741	Jul 12, 2019 by DJD
	WOW! .. just wow (Preview) https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Walt-Disney-School-Bus-Dome-Lunchbox-w-Thermos/303088470127?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1...	DJD	2	802	Jul 12, 2019 by DJD
	Just another day at the "Magic Kingdom" (Preview)	poncho62	6	3316	Jul 12, 2019 by Smokin Joe
	speaking of old time hot rods... ways before any of you old timers..... (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyDKl-IYVg there's another video that pops up at the end showing the fiat much better -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:39:52 PM -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:40:43 PM	DJD	1	840	Jul 6, 2019 by DJD
	Wrong answer (Preview)	51 Styline	2	982	Jul 1, 2019 by shag766
	I HATE SELLING PROJECTS/CARS (Preview) Gasser chassis , sent pictures to 4 guys and each one asked me if it was a 32 chassis even tho you can CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY see the frame rails are straight not bulged curved like a 32 1987 trans am . originally a 305 tpi car changed to 350 tpi and orig computer upgraded and spec,d to 350 tpi cop car specs co...	77	22	1682	Jun 27, 2019 by Jeff66
	educate me buying shipping vehicle from US to Can (Preview) so , it seems I'm not going to find a replacement for my truck anywhere's near here I even considered paying "too much" for a babyed harley edition truck .. looked at a bunch but I just don't want a black truck with big gay harley tags..not my thing.. so I started looking at used trucks in the southern US bes...	DJD	19	1292	Jun 27, 2019 by shag766
	lie-clocks (Preview) A man died and went to Heaven seeking entrance. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all these clocks for?" St Peter answered, "These are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move. ...	shag766	4	974	Jun 20, 2019 by 427CARL
	CARBON TAX REBATE SCAMMERS (Preview) I just got a call from a very foreign sounding lady from the “Carbon Tax Rebate Office” asking if I got my carbon tax rebate and wanting personal information. This rebate was included in my 2018 taxes so I got it already, and I told her that and hung up. Looks like the scammers are latching on to everyth...	TIME TRAVELLER	2	996	Jun 20, 2019 by 427CARL
	they had to of started somewhere (Preview) and now you know lo Whoever said history was boring? Bbb"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you were ‘piss poor.’ But worse than that were the really poor folks who cou...	shag766	1	909	Jun 17, 2019 by flatblack55delivery
	a bedtime prayer (Preview) Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If Trump should die before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake.	shag766	5	1140	Jun 15, 2019 by shag766
	Todays funny (Preview) Omg, this is Too Funny!! 😂 😂 😂In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what h...	51 Styline	1	1005	Jun 7, 2019 by shag766
	sad but probably true (Preview) Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...	shag766	5	905	Jun 7, 2019 by shag766
	food for thought (Preview) Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...	shag766	0	783	Jun 4, 2019 by shag766
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