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fatchuk · fatchuk

The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour an...

teejay99 · teejay99

I did this over on HAMB a year or 2 ago and it was fun . ....So you wake up one morning , have a cuppa Joe , check the computer for lottery winners , and ....holy crap , I won ! ......you drive down to the local Chinese Variety Store and One-Hung-Lo and his ugly-assed wife confirm that " Yu win Rottery &qu...

Gazoo · Gazoo

Early yesterday morning (Sat.), I set out for a trip to Wainfleet/Port Colborne from Kitchener. It's a two hour drive on a good day, the conditions weren't, to say the least, anywhere near favorable. But I decided to make the trip anyways, it was my last opportunity to see my sister in law before she goe...

hemi43 · hemi43

Meh, who am I kidding ?? Wife puts up the Christmas lights..

GhostPost · GhostPost

58Chev · 58Chev

Thanks to shag766 (rick) I now have all the brackets to mount my PS Pump and Alternator. There was an ad on kijiji out in the Trenton area, he stepped up and purchased the parts for me and delivered them. For a miniscule fee of a dozen beer. Thank You rick for doing this for me. Your one stand up guy. Next ti...

Builderrhys · Builderrhys

I bought this about four years ago and basically put it away in storage soon after (no interest from my two girls). I laid it up as per the Arctic Cat manual, you know drain the tank, run the bowl dry while shooting with lubricating film, pull plug and throw some oil down the cylinder and give it a doze...

Ragtop · Ragtop

I hope this puts a permanent end to this political party here before they completely destroy this province. That and our energy bill increase should drive the rest of our industry away and put us pensioners in the poor house. We've gone from the most prosperous province to one of the worst in the count...

GhostPost · GhostPost

So today my son and I go out to do some Christmas shopping. we we spend about an hour getting to the mall. A usual 30 min drive now an hour. Im good. I am walking on an air cast from a broken foot and already have disabled parking so ok. Hobble through the mall get my stuff and get out. Have to grab some groce...

hemi43 · hemi43

I know it's a long shop because most of you are pushing 95, but thought I'd ask.

hemikev · hemikev

Just a Merry Christmas from Tamara and myself ,hope your 2014 is a great year to you and your family s .

MANCAVER · MANCAVER

Those little 3" cable ties make good toothpicks.

MANCAVER · MANCAVER

when you see this

69SD · 69SD

The Government has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather. They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following: Shovel Blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gloves 24 hours worth of food De-Icer Rock Salt Flashli...

oldkoot · oldkoot

Like many on here I'm stubborn, never getting a physical, no family doctor, never sick a day, smoked a pack a day for 45 years, macho man that felt industructable, well my turn finally came up last week. I won't go into all the details but ended up in the Emergency last Friday night, right leg just wasn't...

Dave Scott · Dave Scott

Thought I'd better jump on the Cristmas card Band-wagon

9 Months ago I boarded a plane with my family and dog, and headed to this place you all call home. A place WE now call home. I had already made some cyber pals through Ontario Rodders, but not yet met anyone. My first introduction was at Pugsy's M...

Modfather · Modfather

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock y...

henrys57wagon · henrys57wagon

I received this email what to do, what to do!!!!!!!!! I hope you get this on time, I made a trip to Manila (Philippines) and had my bag stolen from me with my passport and personal effects therein. The embassy has just issued me a temporary passport but I have to pay for a ticket and settle my hotel bills w...

hemi43 · hemi43

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9c4_1386672510

69SS454 · 69SS454

Great Prank with a message. Told the guy he was in a coma for 10 years after drinking and driving.

58Chev · 58Chev

Just received my first gift of the year.

Warning on the bottle of Hot Sauce

hemikev · hemikev

http://www.60sfunnycars.com/round3.htm visit this site , take you back in time

Bryan · Bryan

I had this sent to me by a friend and had to share it with you all . The Ontario Ministry of Transportation introduced discriminatory restrictions and special testing for older drivers in Ontario, under the false pretension that older driversconstitute a significantly higher risk in traffic. ...

Modfather · Modfather

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a BMW M3 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage: "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?&q...

FYN RYD Customs · FYN RYD Customs

We are currently looking for a body person to help with a few projects we have on the go at FYN RYD Customs. We need someone who will concentrate on very high quality results and would work on a part time, job by job basis. Wages will depend on experience. We are located at 490 Waterloo Crt, unit #1, Osha...

dualquadpete · dualquadpete

While on the cdn. poncho site looking at a "Cars in barns" article & remembered this one in a friends repair shop in W.V. been sitting for yrs. Owner wants it restored but hasn't "dropped a dime" to shop, so it was pushed outside & covered up!! No storage paid either for a...

427CARL · 427CARL

427CARL · 427CARL

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer' . The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and i...

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Hey guys I just heard a new rule about buying your wife a Christmas gift.I am old enough to know not to buy anything she can clean the house with,and never buy anything with a cord attached(too easy to swing it at you with )now I just found out that it is not a good idea to buy her gift at the same place I buy my g...

58Chev · 58Chev

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down andtells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting therewit...

hemi43 · hemi43

henrys57wagon · henrys57wagon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolBtkzoAGc&list=PLCFA680239D03BF6D-- Edited by henrys57wagon on Thursday 5th of December 2013 10:41:14 PM

Rochie · Rochie

Just for you Dave

58Chev · 58Chev

Surely most of you have heard of this show on TV? . . . . . . . I set my DVR to record it last weekend and when we went to watch it yesterday it had the Toronto Maple Leafs game on.

GhostPost · GhostPost

[video=[video=http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=vuEQixrBKCc&feature=youtu.be]-- Edited by GhostPost on Wednesday 4th of December 2013 06:00:58 PM

MANCAVER · MANCAVER

I mentioned a while back that I had aquired a guys tools. There's some stuff in it all that I've never seen. Anybody know what they are for?

Modfather · Modfather

Speeding in Ontario 1) Good: A Caledon OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer t...

MANCAVER · MANCAVER

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-other-1950s-Thermador-Car-Cooler-Humidafier-W0QQAdIdZ549252723-- Edited by poncho62 on Tuesday 3rd of December 2013 08:39:00 PM

GhostPost · GhostPost

https://m.facebook.com/motorator/posts/10152130570352642

fatstax · fatstax

i saw a fellow the other day who was riding his bicycle, what a also noticed is the smoke from a two stroke engine eminating from the box he had on the back of the bike, seems he had concealed an engine to drive his bike as those are now illegal to have. smart guy.

janies dirty 37 · janies dirty 37

Bought a truck from Alberta for my lovely daughter. My brother was kind enough to drive it back for me so it was put in his name for the drive home. When I went to license it I get the miserable gov face telling me You have to have it weighed as they do not put weight of vehicles on Alberta ownership's I ask...

58Chev · 58Chev

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the mus...

shag766 · shag766

One Night at the bar I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bl...

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Ice in the puddles and dark at 6 because of the time change. Time to put the 55 away for the season . Kind of a sad time for car nuts ,so I got thinking about which was was the best event this year. The Fenders event Put on by the Dogpatch Devils was the biggest surprize because it is held in the middle of a subdiv...

69SS454 · 69SS454

They will be back again tomorrow (Thurs Oct. 17) They are pulling huge amounts of vehicles both commercial and personal vehicles right off the HWY and making vehicles follow them into Mohack racetrack parking lot. There are officers from every form of government OPP, MTO, MOE, Alcohol and tobacc...

fatstax · fatstax

i dont know if many of you follow world news but it appears iran is backing away from its anti israel anti american stance with a more moderate president. this brings great hope that some sense of stability to the middle east. why we should care is the possibility of the price of oil dropping considera...

MANCAVER · MANCAVER

Has anyone had experience bringing paint across from the US? I want to buy some off ebay and have it shipped to CBI in NY but I'm thinking they might want MSDS or other documents before letting me import it.

hemi43 · hemi43

janies dirty 37 · janies dirty 37

Bad weather with high winds has moved my dish and I'm having a hard time realigning it to get satellite. Hours on the phone with bell and basically they say I need a service call Any hints to help me out?? Me and Bell don't mix!!!

58Chev · 58Chev

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened ?" she asks anxiously. ...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Christmas At the Garage (Preview) The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour an...	fatchuk	6	1146	Dec 25, 2013 by Homer
	So You Win the Lottery ! (Preview) I did this over on HAMB a year or 2 ago and it was fun . ....So you wake up one morning , have a cuppa Joe , check the computer for lottery winners , and ....holy crap , I won ! ......you drive down to the local Chinese Variety Store and One-Hung-Lo and his ugly-assed wife confirm that " Yu win Rottery &qu...	teejay99	38	2003	Dec 23, 2013 by 427CARL
	Winter driver's, kudo's (Preview) Early yesterday morning (Sat.), I set out for a trip to Wainfleet/Port Colborne from Kitchener. It's a two hour drive on a good day, the conditions weren't, to say the least, anywhere near favorable. But I decided to make the trip anyways, it was my last opportunity to see my sister in law before she goe...	Gazoo	9	1090	Dec 22, 2013 by Gazoo
	Why didn't I find out about this trick a few weeks ago?? (Preview) Meh, who am I kidding ?? Wife puts up the Christmas lights..	hemi43	3	1054	Dec 21, 2013 by entourageguy
	This will put lead in your pencil (Preview)	GhostPost	15	1539	Dec 20, 2013 by hemi43
	Another good guy alert (Preview) Thanks to shag766 (rick) I now have all the brackets to mount my PS Pump and Alternator. There was an ad on kijiji out in the Trenton area, he stepped up and purchased the parts for me and delivered them. For a miniscule fee of a dozen beer. Thank You rick for doing this for me. Your one stand up guy. Next ti...	58Chev	4	989	Dec 20, 2013 by teejay99
	Kids Drove Me Crazy Riding the Cat All Weekend (Preview) I bought this about four years ago and basically put it away in storage soon after (no interest from my two girls). I laid it up as per the Arctic Cat manual, you know drain the tank, run the bowl dry while shooting with lubricating film, pull plug and throw some oil down the cylinder and give it a doze...	Builderrhys	10	1278	Dec 20, 2013 by Ziggy
	Why is there no talk about this new gas tax our idiots in Toronto are forcing on us? (Preview) I hope this puts a permanent end to this political party here before they completely destroy this province. That and our energy bill increase should drive the rest of our industry away and put us pensioners in the poor house. We've gone from the most prosperous province to one of the worst in the count...	Ragtop	25	1455	Dec 19, 2013 by Ragtop
	People are nuts (Preview) So today my son and I go out to do some Christmas shopping. we we spend about an hour getting to the mall. A usual 30 min drive now an hour. Im good. I am walking on an air cast from a broken foot and already have disabled parking so ok. Hobble through the mall get my stuff and get out. Have to grab some groce...	GhostPost	13	1495	Dec 18, 2013 by flatblack55delivery
	Anyone here still play video games? (Preview) I know it's a long shop because most of you are pushing 95, but thought I'd ask.	hemi43	18	1293	Dec 17, 2013 by teejay99
	Merry Christmas to all Ontario Rodders (Preview) Just a Merry Christmas from Tamara and myself ,hope your 2014 is a great year to you and your family s .	hemikev	9	821	Dec 16, 2013 by v8deuce
	Shop tip of the week (Preview) Those little 3" cable ties make good toothpicks.	MANCAVER	16	1559	Dec 16, 2013 by hemi43
	you know you are old (Preview) when you see this	MANCAVER	2	924	Dec 14, 2013 by hemi43
	Travell Warning (Preview) The Government has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather. They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following: Shovel Blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gloves 24 hours worth of food De-Icer Rock Salt Flashli...	69SD	4	950	Dec 14, 2013 by sasquatch
	Protect your health (Preview) Like many on here I'm stubborn, never getting a physical, no family doctor, never sick a day, smoked a pack a day for 45 years, macho man that felt industructable, well my turn finally came up last week. I won't go into all the details but ended up in the Emergency last Friday night, right leg just wasn't...	oldkoot	15	1457	Dec 13, 2013 by will
	To all my new Friends and Family, Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year (Preview) Thought I'd better jump on the Cristmas card Band-wagon 9 Months ago I boarded a plane with my family and dog, and headed to this place you all call home. A place WE now call home. I had already made some cyber pals through Ontario Rodders, but not yet met anyone. My first introduction was at Pugsy's M...	Dave Scott	17	1247	Dec 12, 2013 by atomsplitter
	If You Are Haviong A Bad Day And Hate Your Job (Preview) *When you have an* *'I Hate My Job day'* *[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]* *Try this out:* *Stop at your pharmacy* *and go to the thermometer section and* *purchase a rectal thermometer made* *by Johnson & Johnson.* *Be very sure you get this brand.* *When you get home, lock y...*	Modfather	3	1035	Dec 11, 2013 by 34guy
	tugging at my heartstrings NOT (Preview) I received this email what to do, what to do!!!!!!!!! I hope you get this on time, I made a trip to Manila (Philippines) and had my bag stolen from me with my passport and personal effects therein. The embassy has just issued me a temporary passport but I have to pay for a ticket and settle my hotel bills w...	henrys57wagon	13	4896	Dec 11, 2013 by Sniper
	Not car related, but nevertheless very cool !! (Preview) http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9c4_1386672510	hemi43	8	2151	Dec 11, 2013 by fatchuk
	Epic DUI Coma Prank (Preview) Great Prank with a message. Told the guy he was in a coma for 10 years after drinking and driving.	69SS454	7	1702	Dec 11, 2013 by v8deuce
	Early Christmas Gifts (Preview) Just received my first gift of the year. Warning on the bottle of Hot Sauce	58Chev	0	765	Dec 10, 2013 by 58Chev
	early funny cars (Preview) http://www.60sfunnycars.com/round3.htm visit this site , take you back in time	hemikev	3	821	Dec 10, 2013 by will
	Everyone in Ontaio Should Know About this Fraud‏ (Preview) I had this sent to me by a friend and had to share it with you all . The Ontario Ministry of Transportation introduced discriminatory restrictions and special testing for older drivers in Ontario, under the false pretension that older driversconstitute a significantly higher risk in traffic. ...	Bryan	14	4665	Dec 10, 2013 by Model A Guy
	Smiles For The Weekend (Preview) A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a BMW M3 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage: "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?&q...	Modfather	4	960	Dec 9, 2013 by Dave Scott
	Looking for an auto body person to work with us (Preview) We are currently looking for a body person to help with a few projects we have on the go at FYN RYD Customs. We need someone who will concentrate on very high quality results and would work on a part time, job by job basis. Wages will depend on experience. We are located at 490 Waterloo Crt, unit #1, Osha...	FYN RYD Customs	1	893	Dec 7, 2013 by 427CARL
	car needing restoration (Preview) While on the cdn. poncho site looking at a "Cars in barns" article & remembered this one in a friends repair shop in W.V. been sitting for yrs. Owner wants it restored but hasn't "dropped a dime" to shop, so it was pushed outside & covered up!! No storage paid either for a...	dualquadpete	3	871	Dec 7, 2013 by dualquadpete
	Old Ads (Preview)	427CARL	3	1326	Dec 7, 2013 by 58Chev
	Women and drug warning (Preview) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer' . The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and i...	427CARL	1	873	Dec 6, 2013 by MANCAVER
	New Rules For Wifes Christmas Gift (Preview) Hey guys I just heard a new rule about buying your wife a Christmas gift.I am old enough to know not to buy anything she can clean the house with,and never buy anything with a cord attached(too easy to swing it at you with )now I just found out that it is not a good idea to buy her gift at the same place I buy my g...	flatblack55delivery	11	1373	Dec 6, 2013 by 427CARL
	50 Shades of Gray (Preview) Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down andtells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting therewit...	58Chev	3	908	Dec 6, 2013 by 427CARL
	This looks like fun !! (Preview)	hemi43	11	1063	Dec 6, 2013 by Fordy Acres Car Farm
	more good music/ singing (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolBtkzoAGc&list=PLCFA680239D03BF6D-- Edited by henrys57wagon on Thursday 5th of December 2013 10:41:14 PM	henrys57wagon	0	802	Dec 5, 2013 by henrys57wagon
	Up hers (Preview) Just for you Dave	Rochie	3	1522	Dec 5, 2013 by Dave Scott
	The Biggest Looser (Preview) Surely most of you have heard of this show on TV? . . . . . . . I set my DVR to record it last weekend and when we went to watch it yesterday it had the Toronto Maple Leafs game on.	58Chev	2	828	Dec 4, 2013 by workin class
	Political Correctness by George Carlin (Preview) [video=[video=http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=vuEQixrBKCc&feature=youtu.be]-- Edited by GhostPost on Wednesday 4th of December 2013 06:00:58 PM	GhostPost	4	1552	Dec 4, 2013 by GhostPost
	what are these? (Preview) I mentioned a while back that I had aquired a guys tools. There's some stuff in it all that I've never seen. Anybody know what they are for?	MANCAVER	32	1332	Dec 4, 2013 by JohnnyBgood
	A Smile For A Monday Speeding In Ontario (Preview) Speeding in Ontario 1) Good: A Caledon OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer t...	Modfather	8	1246	Dec 4, 2013 by sasquatch
	this has me stumped (Preview) http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-other-1950s-Thermador-Car-Cooler-Humidafier-W0QQAdIdZ549252723-- Edited by poncho62 on Tuesday 3rd of December 2013 08:39:00 PM	MANCAVER	6	809	Dec 3, 2013 by atomsplitter
	Sad sad news (Preview) https://m.facebook.com/motorator/posts/10152130570352642	GhostPost	7	1295	Dec 3, 2013 by Jeff Norwell
	interesting (Preview) i saw a fellow the other day who was riding his bicycle, what a also noticed is the smoke from a two stroke engine eminating from the box he had on the back of the bike, seems he had concealed an engine to drive his bike as those are now illegal to have. smart guy.	fatstax	7	1165	Dec 3, 2013 by Dave Scott
	Getting Alberta truck licensed in Ont. Rant !!!@# (Preview) Bought a truck from Alberta for my lovely daughter. My brother was kind enough to drive it back for me so it was put in his name for the drive home. When I went to license it I get the miserable gov face telling me You have to have it weighed as they do not put weight of vehicles on Alberta ownership's I ask...	janies dirty 37	36	1937	Nov 30, 2013 by 34guy
	This is what happens when old people start using technology (Preview) Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the mus...	58Chev	13	1252	Nov 29, 2013 by Gazoo
	seemed appropriate (Preview) One Night at the bar I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bl...	shag766	0	827	Nov 26, 2013 by shag766
	What was your best hot rod activity this season (Preview) Ice in the puddles and dark at 6 because of the time change. Time to put the 55 away for the season . Kind of a sad time for car nuts ,so I got thinking about which was was the best event this year. The Fenders event Put on by the Dogpatch Devils was the biggest surprize because it is held in the middle of a subdiv...	flatblack55delivery	43	3564	Nov 25, 2013 by BAJ
	MTO, MOE, OPP, Alcohol and Tobacco Blitz Guelph Line and 401 @ Mohawk Racetrack (Preview) They will be back again tomorrow (Thurs Oct. 17) They are pulling huge amounts of vehicles both commercial and personal vehicles right off the HWY and making vehicles follow them into Mohack racetrack parking lot. There are officers from every form of government OPP, MTO, MOE, Alcohol and tobacc...	69SS454	39	3213	Nov 24, 2013 by fatstax
	irans softening stance (Preview) i dont know if many of you follow world news but it appears iran is backing away from its anti israel anti american stance with a more moderate president. this brings great hope that some sense of stability to the middle east. why we should care is the possibility of the price of oil dropping considera...	fatstax	24	1539	Nov 24, 2013 by el toro
	Bringing paint across the border (Preview) Has anyone had experience bringing paint across from the US? I want to buy some off ebay and have it shipped to CBI in NY but I'm thinking they might want MSDS or other documents before letting me import it.	MANCAVER	30	9630	Nov 23, 2013 by MANCAVER
	HONEY !!!! I'm home....... (Preview)	hemi43	19	1440	Nov 22, 2013 by Ziggy
	any hints how to realign satilite dish???? Bad weather/wind has moved it. (Preview) Bad weather with high winds has moved my dish and I'm having a hard time realigning it to get satellite. Hours on the phone with bell and basically they say I need a service call Any hints to help me out?? Me and Bell don't mix!!!	janies dirty 37	37	1914	Nov 22, 2013 by Cat in the Hat
	mother-in-law (Preview) The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened ?" she asks anxiously. ...	58Chev	1	830	Nov 20, 2013 by Dave Scott
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